Roadgeek pickup lines

[Duke87]

Hey baby, I'd like to unbutton your copy

Girl, are you a tall boat? 'Cause I'm a drawbridge and I'm going up for you.

Girl, are you a sign installed by NYSDOT? 'Cause I want to put my street name in your box.

I'd like to show you something I have that's 8 inches, and I don't mean the old traffic signals in my garage.

Girl, are you an epoxy marking? 'Cause I want to lay you on the pavement.

[NE2]

Let's get it on like the future Lufkin bypass.

[kurumi]

After the romance wears off:

Girl, you must be CT 11, 'cause I'm tired of waiting for you

Girl, you're a bit like CA 96; making a trip up just to see you really isn't worth it

Girl, you must be I-95; nobody really likes you, but we can't live without you

Or turning things around:

Sir, you are like I-380(CA); promising start, but finish too quickly

Sir, you are like I-880; despite all the work you've had done, it's obvious you're in your late 50s

Sir, you are like TN 840; wasn't it over a decade ago you were talking about your imminent promotion?

[hbelkins]

Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[Grzrd]

Wanna clinch the I-69 Extender with me?

[sammi]

Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Oh damn. This is probably the most obscure. Well done.

[Brandon]

Wanna clinch the I-69 Extender with me?

Along those lines...

Wanna take I-69 east-west or north-south?
Meet me in Lansing, and we can do both.

[renegade]

God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread!

[Brandon]

God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread!

In Alanland, it's "Your goat or mine?"

[bugo]

I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

[Grzrd]

He:

God, I sure hope this does not grow to the proportions of the Alanland thread!

She:

God, I do !!!!!   

[PColumbus73]

Hey Baby, you must be 340, 'cause you got me seein' Intercourse.

[Duke87]

I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

Posting serious responses to joke threads is both required and prohibited in Alanland.

[jakeroot]

"Hey Baby, wanna take a ride on my trumpet?"

[Grzrd]

Posting serious responses to joke threads is both required and prohibited in Alanland.

Don't waste your time talking to him; he's the Null_Alan. Get to know me; I'm the Full_Alan.

[vdeane]

I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

I first read "trust" as "thrust".

[ET21]

Don't forget to pay the toll on your way in

[Alps]

The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

[jakeroot]

The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

[kinupanda]

The virginity viatology in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

FTFY

[formulanone]

The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

So move it to the Mid-Atlantic subforum...

Otherwise, a "motorboat in u-channel" comment is perfectly okay, right?

[Brandon]

Hey Baby, you must be 340, 'cause you got me seein' Intercourse.

Her reply: "I think you're on 322 with Blue Ball."

[english si]

I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...

[Brandon]

I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...

I'm an 80, you're a 90, let's go together.

[Molandfreak]

I can't believe "hey, let's multiplex" or similar hasn't come up...

I'm an 80, you're a 90, let's go together.

I'm a 73, you're a 74. Let's never part.