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Started by Duke87, February 26, 2014, 12:40:43 AM

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Laura

#50
February 27, 2014, 05:45:45 PM  
Why don't we do it in the road


iPhone

sammi

#51
February 27, 2014, 05:47:54 PM  
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
(Damn, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.)
I thought that was the point of this thread? :pan:

I find all of them funny, but I'd say my favorite ones would be:

Quote from: hbelkins on February 26, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Is that a M6-3 in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Quote from: Ian on February 27, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Seeing you made me go from [US 6] to [VT 12]
Quote from: english si on February 27, 2014, 10:28:35 AM
"hey, let's multiplex"
Quote from: jake on February 26, 2014, 09:17:45 PM
"Hey Baby, wanna take a ride on my trumpet?"

hotdogPi

#52
February 27, 2014, 05:50:09 PM  
Quote from: Brandon on February 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Dam, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.

Like that other thread that I just referenced by fixing your quote? This thread will probably act the same way.
Clinched, plus MA 286

Traveled, plus several state routes

Lowest untraveled: 25 (updated from 14)

New clinches: MA 286
New traveled: MA 14, MA 123

corco

#53
February 27, 2014, 05:56:47 PM  
Quote from: bugo on February 27, 2014, 05:41:04 PM
Quote from: Alps on February 27, 2014, 12:19:36 AM
The virginity in this thread the road community is sickeningly palpable.

Fixed it for you.

Booooooooooo

Grzrd

#54
February 27, 2014, 06:07:51 PM  

KEK Inc.

#55
February 27, 2014, 08:26:49 PM  
What's long and black with white dotted lines?

Quote from: Grzrd on February 27, 2014, 06:07:51 PM


Clever.
Take the road less traveled.

Duke87

#56
February 27, 2014, 09:57:00 PM  
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
Come take the toll road with me, baby

Said the prostitute to the roadgeek?
If you always take the same road, you will never see anything new.

hbelkins

#57
February 27, 2014, 10:08:50 PM  
Baby, if you were a road sign, you'd say "Slippery When Wet."


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

Laura

#58
February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM   Last Edit: February 27, 2014, 11:24:26 PM by Laura
Quote from: Duke87 on February 27, 2014, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
Come take the toll road with me, baby

Said the prostitute to the roadgeek?

LOL. Not what I originally had in mind, but that's much more fitting!

Another prostitute one: Good thing I've got my EZ Pass because I wanna drive you all night long

Duke87

#59
February 28, 2014, 12:29:03 AM  
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM
I wanna drive you all night long

If you always take the same road, you will never see anything new.

jakeroot

#60
February 28, 2014, 12:42:50 AM  
Quote from: Duke87 on February 28, 2014, 12:29:03 AM
Quote from: Laura on February 27, 2014, 11:20:13 PM
I wanna drive you all night long

Tom Cochrane - "Life is a Highway"

Rascal Flatts is much...uh...better looking, but Cochrane sings it way better. Wait am I being too serious now? Dammit.

"Baby, may I suggest an advisory speed limit of...2 miles an hour?"

signalman

#61
February 28, 2014, 03:06:07 AM  
Baby, I love it when you go down my pavement, but don't leave me unfinished like 95

1995hoo

#62
February 28, 2014, 11:15:30 AM  
I find it very amusing that–prior to my making this post and so bumping this thread–the forum has "Roadgeek pickup lines" directly above "The anal road enthusiast."  :-D
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

hbelkins

#63
February 28, 2014, 11:23:39 AM  
Let me fill your pothole with my hot mix.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

corco

#64
February 28, 2014, 11:28:19 AM  
Quote from: hbelkins on February 28, 2014, 11:23:39 AM
Let me fill your pothole with my hot mix.

Oh my.

Laura

#65
February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM  
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR


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jeffandnicole

#66
February 28, 2014, 12:40:51 PM  
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR


:bigass:

vdeane

#67
February 28, 2014, 04:58:13 PM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 28, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
I find it very amusing that–prior to my making this post and so bumping this thread–the forum has "Roadgeek pickup lines" directly above "The anal road enthusiast."  :-D
The anal road enthusiasts needs to consult this thread before conducting his, um, "activities."

Preferably with someone he thrusts.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Laura

#68
February 28, 2014, 10:45:46 PM  
Hey baby, those are some nice speed humps!

Hey baby, the shapes of your breasts are smoother than Sideling Hill... I want to drive through them and take I-68 straight to your mouth.

Hey baby what's your sign? Mine is I-69

KEVIN_224

#69
February 28, 2014, 11:02:57 PM  
That ring on your finger...is that a diverging diamond?  :happy:

(OK...sorry for that one guys!)

bing101

#70
February 28, 2014, 11:46:48 PM  
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 12:09:34 PM
Is that the interchange of National Harbor, I-295, and I-95/I-495 or are you just happy to see me?

http://goo.gl/maps/VzJKR


iPhone
:spin:
Wow!

Alps

#71
March 01, 2014, 10:06:22 PM  
You must be the Holland Tunnel cause I wanna ride through both your tubes, inbound AND outbound. I'll give you $13 for it.

Grzrd

#72
March 01, 2014, 10:13:43 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on February 28, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
The anal road enthusiasts needs to consult this thread before conducting his, um, "activities."
Preferably with someone he thrusts.

Given the thread complaining about Google Maps changing her "ways", maybe Google Maps should consult the above post.

Duke87

#73
March 01, 2014, 11:51:16 PM  
Quote from: Laura on February 28, 2014, 10:45:46 PM
Hey baby, the shapes of your breasts are smoother than Sideling Hill... I want to drive through them and take I-68 straight to your mouth.

That was elaborate!

On a similar note: Aw, baby, you must be like Sideling Hill... no one has driven through your tunnel in ages. How'd you like me to help you change that?
(swap out "Ray's Hill" or "Laurel Hill" for "Sideling Hill" as desired).

Quote from: Alps on March 01, 2014, 10:06:22 PM
You must be the Holland Tunnel cause I wanna ride through both your tubes, inbound AND outbound. I'll give you $13 for it.

You must be the Lincoln Tunnel cause I wanna ride through ALL THREE of your tubes, AND ride your bus lane the wrong way!

Hmm... but then what does that mean for the Fort McHenry Tunnel? :spin:


Hey baby, are you Quebec Route 132? Because I want to watch you intersect yourself.
If you always take the same road, you will never see anything new.

hbelkins

#74
March 02, 2014, 12:06:52 AM  
I'd like to SPUI all over you.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.
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