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Started by NE2, January 20, 2015, 12:57:34 AM

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NE2

pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".


busman_49


Gnutella

#2
Quote from: NE2 on January 20, 2015, 12:57:34 AM


If you look at a road map of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, the highway system there looks like a penis and a scrotum. :-D

By the way, what kind of palm-greasing happened to get I-275 going so far out of the way into Indiana? :confused:

NE2

Quote from: Gnutella on February 04, 2015, 12:04:36 AM
By the way, what kind of palm-greasing happened to get I-275 going so far out of the way into Indiana? :confused:
Goddidit by putting cliffs on the Ohio River.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

empirestate

Quote from: Gnutella on February 04, 2015, 12:04:36 AM
If you look at a road map of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, the highway system there looks like a penis and a scrotum. :-D

Great, well I'll never unsee that image again...

GCrites

Somebody do Homer Simpson over Columbus I-270

empirestate

Quote from: GCrites80s on February 04, 2015, 12:52:28 AM
Somebody do Homer Simpson over Columbus I-270

Nah, that's Richie Rich!

ajlynch91

Quote from: empirestate on February 04, 2015, 12:47:48 AM
Quote from: Gnutella on February 04, 2015, 12:04:36 AM
If you look at a road map of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex, the highway system there looks like a penis and a scrotum. :-D

Great, well I'll never unsee that image again...

Well, it's comforting, in a way, to know I wasn't the only person to see that.

Henry

So Charlie Brown lives in Cincinnati? Interesting!
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

PColumbus73

This is clear evidence that Cincinnati was built by members of the Peanuts Cult

bandit957

Quote from: GCrites80s on February 04, 2015, 12:52:28 AM
Somebody do Homer Simpson over Columbus I-270

I always thought I-270 was Porky Pig.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

tidecat

Clinched: I-264 (KY), I-265 (KY), I-359 (AL), I-459 (AL), I-865 (IN)

robbones

Is it me or does West Virginia look like someone flipping you off?

empirestate

Quote from: robbones on February 16, 2015, 09:14:05 PM
Is it me or does West Virginia look like someone flipping you off?


Sort of, but I've always thought of it as more of a bagpipe.

Brandon

Quote from: robbones on February 16, 2015, 09:14:05 PM
Is it me or does West Virginia look like someone flipping you off?

I think it's flipping off Virginia.

(read your history books and understand why this is funny)
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GCrites

Quote from: robbones on February 16, 2015, 09:14:05 PM
Is it me or does West Virginia look like someone flipping you off?

Here's the joke:

Make a fist and point the back of your hand to the audience. Then point at your fist with your other hand and say "West Virginia is made up of three parts. Here's the main part." Then extend your thumb and point at it while saying, "Here's the eastern panhandle." Finally extend your middle finger and say, "And finally here's the northern panhandle. That's what West Virginia thinks of you."



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