Funny words

[kurumi]

I like the word "hoy" (the H is not silent; it's Filipino, not Spanish). It's used to get someone's attention, but I tend to use it sometimes in the following ways:

* interjection of surprise or mild dismay: "Hoy! The server crashed." Slightly more intense than "bu hao", when a test or network connection fails
* adjective meaning desirable or admirable: "That kimchi is hoy."

A little of this goes a long way, though.

Also, kilikili, wala, anak, puwit, bomba, magulogged (sp?) and a few others are fun to say

[signalman]

As a place name. Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird in hand.

Don't forget Leacock Township in the same neck of the woods.  Also, gotta love Beaver Valley Pike.  I miss my frequent trips to Lancaster County and all of their sexual innuendos.  Come to think of it...innuendo is a funny word.

[freebrickproductions]

As a place name. Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird in hand.

Don't forget Leacock Township in the same neck of the woods.  Also, gotta love Beaver Valley Pike.  I miss my frequent trips to Lancaster County and all of their sexual innuendos.  Come to think of it...innuendo is a funny word.

A few from Alabama: All Good, Good Hope, and New Hope.

[Big John]

^^ There is a little town by me called Little Hope

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

And I wrote that from memory .

[Takumi]

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft.

And I wrote that from memory .

[SteveG1988]

Wankel Rotary Engine

[jakeroot]

Wankel Rotary Engine

In the same vein, the Turboencabulator:

https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4

[national highway 1]

Onomatopoeia - such a long word to describe something simple - a word that represents a sound

[freebrickproductions]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - the fear of long words.

[empirestate]

My group of friends has recently taken to referring to #1 as "primary bathroom functions" and #2 as "secondary bathroom functions" after an email from management referred to them that way. Gotta go do a secondary.

I usually call those "advanced procedures".

[ilvny]

Onomatopoeia and supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.

[Takumi]

Yaw
Paw
Maw
Jaw
Mandible

[GCrites]

She used her paw to fill her maw which induced yaw in her jaw and mandible.

[bugo]

Mullet

[Scott5114]

Some letters are funnier than others. F, J, and K are funny letters. So are U and Y. On the other hand, A, B, C, G, and H aren't that funny.

I mean this in contexts where letters are used outside of words. Taking the U train would be funnier than taking the C train, or picking up your luggage at Baggage Claim J would be funnier than from Baggage Claim A.

[NE2]

pooing

[bugo]

pooing

do
us
all
a
favor
and
fuck
off

[hotdogPi]

pooing

do
us
all
a

On the other hand, A, B, C, G, and H aren't that funny.

We have a contradiction.

[hbelkins]

The word 'incident' is always useful to describe someone wetting or soiling their pants. Once when I was growing up, someone soiled themselves at a Kroger supermarket, and my grandmother called it "the Kroger incident."

"Incident" is useful in pretty much every situation.

My group of friends has recently taken to referring to #1 as "primary bathroom functions" and #2 as "secondary bathroom functions" after an email from management referred to them that way. Gotta go do a secondary.

We have a guy here whose title is Incident Management Coordinator. The work vehicle he drives is labeled Incident Response Unit.

[slorydn1]

The word 'incident' is always useful to describe someone wetting or soiling their pants. Once when I was growing up, someone soiled themselves at a Kroger supermarket, and my grandmother called it "the Kroger incident."

"Incident" is useful in pretty much every situation.

My group of friends has recently taken to referring to #1 as "primary bathroom functions" and #2 as "secondary bathroom functions" after an email from management referred to them that way. Gotta go do a secondary.

We have a guy here whose title is Incident Management Coordinator. The work vehicle he drives is labeled Incident Response Unit.

So I guess he is the guy that drives the tanker that services the porta pottys? 

[golden eagle]

Asshat!

[empirestate]

Shoe.
Megaphone.
Grunties.

[Henry]

Bullshit, horseshit and chickenshit

[Pete from Boston]

Negatives with no positive:

Dismantle
Demolish
Disgruntle