Roadgeek pickup lines

[corco]

I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

Booooooooooo

[Takumi]

The virginity in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

Sig'd

[jeffandnicole]

I won't tell anybody that I'm a road enthusiast until I've known them for a while and really trust them, or I just mention my bridge photography, which is a lot less weird than liking roads.  I'd certainly never mention it to a girl who I was interested in.

My wife swears she didn't know about my roadgeeking habits until after we were married.

She doesn't like flying either...so we both get to see what we want on our trips: The destination, and the drive to the destination!

I will admit though...after a few times to the same destination, the majority of the drive is quite boring.  There's only so many new things one can check out on a highway that doesn't change all that often.

[Ian]

Seeing you made me go from



to

[Molandfreak]

I think Ian wins the thread!

[Takumi]

There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

[PColumbus73]

Wanna be the 77 to my 81?

[jeffandnicole]

I've been stuck on 95.  I've been stuck on 42.  Now I'm stuck on you.

[jeffandnicole]

I do Whitman and Franklin everyday. Can I do you too?

[jeffandnicole]

I'm into mass transit also.

Do you go both ways on the love train?

[sammi]

I'm into mass transit also.

Do you go both ways on the love train?

This one doesn't count.

[1995hoo]

I'd like my business spur to penetrate inside your beltway.

[NE2]

Wanna be the 77 to my 81?

[hbelkins]

The virginity viatology in this thread is sickeningly palpable.

FTFY

Thread's over. You win.

[Henry]

I'm 75, you're 85. Let's meet in Atlanta, and then switch places.

[Ian]

There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

[Brandon]

To a couple of twins,

I'm 39, and you're 90 and 94.  Let's have a triplex menage a trois.

[Brandon]

There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.

[Henry]

There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.

And it's all in good fun.

[Ian]

There are no winners in this thread. Only losers.

I regret even coming up with my post

Why?  This is a contest, but the contest is to see how bad you can be.

And it's all in good fun.

I know, I wasn't really being serious in my reply. I actually kinda giggled when I thought of mine.

[jeffandnicole]

You say dotted line; I say skip line.

Toe-may-toe.  Toe-mah-toe.

Let's call the whole thing off.

[Laura]

Why mess with a stub when you can have my trumpet

(Obviously said by a man)

[bugo]

The virginity in this thread the road community is sickeningly palpable.

Fixed it for you.

[Brandon]

Why mess with a stub when you can have my trumpet

(Obviously said by a man)

Hey, I'm stacked like a 5 level.

(Damn, this is becoming a very, very bad thread.)

[Laura]

Come take the toll road with me, baby


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