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Opening cans with your teeth

Started by bandit957, August 15, 2016, 04:08:03 PM

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bandit957

Who else here can do this? I can open the tabs on soda and beer cans with my teeth, but I've met very few people who can perform this amazing feat - let alone to do it that easily.

I can also make fart noises with my eye, but I'm afraid to do this because someone told me it might pull my eye out of its socket. I might post a video of me doing this though.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool


bandit957

Also, I'm pretty sure I can still lift the soda can with my teeth - a rare accomplishment indeed.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

3web

I can open a soda can with only one hand, I don't know if that's anything special.
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SignGeek101

That's a good way to mess up your teeth. I'm always afraid I'll break my teeth. My teeth aren't in very good condition and while I'm still young, I'd like to keep them.  :-D

I could see people with no arms being masters at using their teeth potentially. It is absolutely impressive if you can do it though.

NE2

I always use my teeth on a soda can. Why not?
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Quote from: NE2 on August 18, 2016, 11:21:00 PM
I always use my teeth on a soda can. Why not?

That might explain a lot.
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kphoger

I use my butt cheeks for this purpose.
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jeffandnicole

I've never liked using my teeth in that manner, even to rip open a package, tape, etc.  They were pretty badly out of place as a youngin' so I just stay away from stressing them.




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