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Japan rolls out campaign to stockpile toilet paper

Started by ZLoth, September 01, 2014, 06:19:46 AM

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ZLoth

From Associated Press:

Japan rolls out campaign to stockpile toilet paper
QuoteA message Japan began delivering Monday is a bit unusual, but true enough: Don't wait until it's too late to think about toilet paper.

The government and paper companies kicked off a "Let's stockpile toilet paper!" campaign to mark Disaster Prevention Day, warning of a possible crisis because nearly half of the supply comes from one of Japan's most earthquake-prone areas.
FULL ARTICLE HERE
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Rainking75

I thought everybody in Japan had microprocessor controlled toilet seats with user programmed cleansing functions. I'd figured TP was obsolete over there by now...

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Duke87

Quote from: Rainking75 on September 01, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
I thought everybody in Japan had microprocessor controlled toilet seats with user programmed cleansing functions. I'd figured TP was obsolete over there by now...

Yes, but some people still use TP since not everyone likes what those tentacles do...
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Roadrunner75

I do hope Mr. Whipple was consulted for this program to ensure that the Charmin is not squeezed during distribution.


Pete from Boston


Quote from: Roadrunner75 on September 01, 2014, 08:49:48 PM
I do hope Mr. Whipple was consulted for this program to ensure that the Charmin is not squeezed during distribution.

Mr. Whipple and Mr. Sparkle need to team up. 

Brandon

Quote from: Roadrunner75 on September 01, 2014, 08:49:48 PM
I do hope Mr. Whipple was consulted for this program to ensure that the Charmin is not squeezed during distribution.

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There are dispensers for TP everywhere, so you should really stock up on 100円 coins
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ZLoth

I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems and call them "paychecks".

triplemultiplex

Quote from: ZLoth on September 03, 2014, 01:48:03 AM
There is nothing wrong with preparing for a disaster.

This can also be a poop joke.
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