Random Thoughts

[hotdogPi]

But you can keep an average man down for about three minutes.

Wouldn't the referee declare that you won within a few seconds and then ask you to stop keeping the "average man" down because the match is over?

[formulanone]

Gilette says it is the best a man can get.  They never told us which one.

I've also heard that you can't keep a good man down.  But you can keep an average man down for about three minutes.  You can keep Carl in a jar.

His son prefers a bag.

[Flint1979]

There was a question that came up and the question was, what is the most popular street in Detroit? Woodward won by a lot.

[Scott5114]

From time to time, my wife will send me something and say, "Please post this to AARoads."

[formulanone]

From time to time, my wife will send me something and say, "Please post this to AARoads."

Everyone else: looking for the hole

AARoads regulars: where's the D?

[1995hoo]

Did y'all hear about this new band, "1023 Megabytes"?

They don't have a gig yet.

[kphoger]

The Annals of Quindaro were written by Alan Farley.

Hmmmmmm... 

[1995hoo]

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

[kphoger]

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

Nice!

[webny99]

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

You almost got me with that one, was about to embarrass myself asking what the third one is. 

[Poiponen13]

From time to time, my wife will send me something and say, "Please post this to AARoads."

Everyone else: looking for the hole

AARoads regulars: where's the D?

Or Booger Queen?

[kphoger]

Not a bad way to get random quotes  https://www.spam.com/

[D-Dey65]

Mystery Spot? How about Sea Shell City?

Speaking of "mystery spots," Spook Hill in Lake Wales, Florida is way worse than Disney. A supposed legend about nothing.

[hotdogPi]

SEPTA, OCTA, and NOVA are all buses. (Southeast PA, Orange County [CA], and the third is a manufacturer rather than a system)

[1995hoo]

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

[JayhawkCO]

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

A Cybertruck?

[ZLoth]

Some thoughts regarding Santa....

[mgk920]

Don't forget the instrument rating on Rudolf's pilot license!

Mike

[1995hoo]

My brother sent this to me:

[vdeane]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

[hotdogPi]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

Some grocery stores are even better: they truncate it to eight characters (including the space).

[Big John]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWQYeiB6JI

[zachary_amaryllis]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

Some grocery stores are even better: they truncate it to eight characters (including the space).

Rachael Ray, cooks with generic "Butter Crackers" a lot. And I swear they do it on purpose, framing the shot so all you see is the first 4-5 letters of each word on the box.

[formulanone]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

Some grocery stores are even better: they truncate it to eight characters (including the space).

Rachael Ray, cooks with generic "Butter Crackers" a lot. And I swear they do it on purpose, framing the shot so all you see is the first 4-5 letters of each word on the box.

In case anyone was wondering how the town in Florida sometimes shortens the name...

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWQYeiB6JI

I used to giggle at those ads when I was a kid.

[1995hoo]

There must be something hilarious about buying butter.  Every time I do, the receipt says "LOL BUTTER".

Land O Lakes butter. If we buy their spreadable butter at Wegmans (which we usually don't; we buy the store brand), the receipt says "LOL LIT BUTT."