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MNHighwayMan

Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on February 27, 2019, 02:14:24 PM
Aaaaaand this thread is well on its way to being locked again.

It probably never had a chance.


Roadgeekteen

Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on February 27, 2019, 08:41:58 AM
Quote from: kphoger on February 26, 2019, 01:57:56 PM
I will say that bandit957 has made it nigh impossible to think of a topic too outlandish to be started on here.

Of course, one can always come with something like...
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

... which is borderline between what is legal and what is not. Note that I don't tolerate child rape (and really, any kind of rape).

I don't know if bandit957 creates on topic threads, so I throw the following:
Somerset Freeway to be built after all, I-95 set to be realigned
AARoads topics in 2019
froggie's US highway plan approved by AASHTO (IDK if I posted this before)
[Insert state here] objects to new US highways assigned to it (as a follow up to the previous one)
Maybe AARoads topics in 2019 will be posted in 2119 if the forum is still around.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

noelbotevera

I see that the "Leud" in Leudimin means something else...

Other dumb topics:

Join the Catholic church today!
Best fart you've ever had (wouldn't shock me if this exists)
What is your favorite sex position?
1-2-3 (insert mathematical scheme here) road sign challenge
Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected

TheHighwayMan3561

Why automatic transmissions are superior
self-certified as the dumbest person on this board for 5 years running

hotdogPi

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf attends rally, forgets that there is a full moon that day
Beltway vs. sprjus4 debates in one thread
Who here has clinched every state route in the US?
2024 solar eclipse postponed to early 2025
Reckless driving against Michigan license plates now legal in Ohio
Snap election called to replace Trump
Road meet – Point Nemo
I'm creating a thread just so it can be thread #25000
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

formulanone

Roman Numeral Exit Re-numbering Strategy to Begin in MMXXII

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: noelbotevera on February 27, 2019, 06:06:30 PM
I see that the "Leud" in Leudimin means something else...

Other dumb topics:

Join the Catholic church today!
Best fart you've ever had (wouldn't shock me if this exists)
What is your favorite sex position?
1-2-3 (insert mathematical scheme here) road sign challenge
Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected
The 1-2-3 has had multiple threads.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

Scott5114

Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on February 27, 2019, 08:41:58 AM
Of course, one can always come with something like...
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

... which is borderline between what is legal and what is not. Note that I don't tolerate child rape (and really, any kind of rape).

Why the hell do you bring this up so often?
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Takumi

Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on February 27, 2019, 06:48:30 PM
Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

thenetwork

The answer is:


Quote from: US71 on February 27, 2019, 11:22:41 AM

Depends ;)

The correct response:  What do senior citizens taste like to cannibals?

jeffandnicole

Quote from: noelbotevera on February 27, 2019, 06:06:30 PM
Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected

Ha. Maybe not in this forum, but I could see that in other forums!

I don't know if it's still true, but in the past the NJ Turnpike has a such a high drug transportation issue that State Troopers only worked on the Turnpike if they specifically applied for it. They never simply assigned anyone to work the turnpike.

formulanone

Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2019, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on February 27, 2019, 06:48:30 PM
Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: formulanone on February 27, 2019, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2019, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on February 27, 2019, 06:48:30 PM
Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.

Have we had a "which body part would you amputate" thread yet?  We had the blindness vs deafness thread awhile back.

CNGL-Leudimin

In honor of Rare Disease Day, I bring back the one just over the very controversial proposal:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
Rarest disease you've ever encountered (I'd put the bar very high!)

The "I'd set the bar very high!" part is very true, as I once befriended a little boy with a disease of which "less than hundred cases have been reported in medical literature worldwide" (Wikipedia dixit).

Now back on topic:
US 41 sections concurrent with an Interstate to be redesignated I-41
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

Please note that I may mention "invalid" FM channels, i.e. ending in an even number or down to 87.5. These are valid in Europe.

abefroman329

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 28, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
Quote from: formulanone on February 27, 2019, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 27, 2019, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on February 27, 2019, 06:48:30 PM
Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.

Have we had a "which body part would you amputate" thread yet?  We had the blindness vs deafness thread awhile back.
We had a single thread that asked "which body part would you amputate?" AND "would you rather be blind or deaf?"

abefroman329

Quote from: noelbotevera on February 27, 2019, 06:06:30 PMJoin the Catholic church today!
Discussion of religion is expressly forbidden by the forum rules (not merely "frowned upon" like discussion of politics, but forbidden).

1995hoo

Quote from: 1 on February 27, 2019, 07:05:15 PM
....
Beltway vs. sprjus4 debates in one thread
....

This sounds like a great idea.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

US71

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: US71 on February 28, 2019, 08:54:09 AM
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:
Huh. What do you mean by taste?
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Takumi

Who's had sex and who hasn't? (or really any thread about sex)
Favorite Eeveelution
Craft beer reviews by SP Cook
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

formulanone

Quote from: US71 on February 28, 2019, 08:54:09 AM
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:

Proper bathing habits are always welcome.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: Takumi on February 28, 2019, 10:07:14 AM
Who's had sex and who hasn't? (or really any thread about sex)
Favorite Eeveelution
Craft beer reviews by SP Cook
How sexual is not talking about sex?
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

ET21

The local weatherman, trust me I can be 99.9% right!
"Show where you're going, without forgetting where you're from"

Clinched:
IL: I-88, I-180, I-190, I-290, I-294, I-355, IL-390
IN: I-80, I-94
SD: I-190
WI: I-90, I-94
MI: I-94, I-196
MN: I-90

kphoger

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.



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