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Started by cl94, December 05, 2017, 12:25:48 PM

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kphoger

Quote from: LilianaUwU on December 24, 2022, 12:37:53 AM

Quote from: Scott5114 on December 24, 2022, 12:13:20 AM


This might be the only time in history a pedestrian respected traffic laws.

Yellow diamonds aren't regulatory.  But still, he really should have heeded the warning.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
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Male pronouns, please.

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kphoger

My wife called me a "buzzkill" . . .

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JoePCool14

^ That's me when someone says "Hey Joe, it's supposed to look like a road sign!" when what they're showing me uses the wrong font, wrong arrows, and ugly/incorrect shield designs.  :spin:

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
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Scott5114

uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Stephane Dumas

Quote from: Scott5114 on February 15, 2023, 01:40:31 AM


That Valentine's day meme would also fit Quebec MTQ as well.

kurumi

Not mine, but an entertaining video on Reddit about several SF Bay Area routes (including CA 238 vs I-238): https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/11n7f1r/bay_area_highway_slander_v2/
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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: kurumi on March 09, 2023, 10:41:52 PM
Not mine, but an entertaining video on Reddit about several SF Bay Area routes (including CA 238 vs I-238): https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/11n7f1r/bay_area_highway_slander_v2/

Nice to see even the likes of CA 77 accounted for. 

J3ebrules

Friend from Texas (NJ transplant, so he knows better)  posted this today.... And it explains a bit.


Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike - they’ve all come to look for America! (Simon & Garfunkel)

plain

*nothing to do with the bridge collapse by the way*



moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Newark born, Richmond bred

plain

#484
Another 2fer for that ass







moto g(7) optimo (XT1952DL)

Newark born, Richmond bred

CovalenceSTU


wanderer2575


kurumi



(but we're getting mile-based exit numbers, so I got that going for me.jpg)
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

wanderer2575

I know I'm bumping an old thread but I just came across this one.  Perhaps someone from the area can speak to its accuracy.


Katavia

A Charlotte (and surrounding areas) specialty.

(Former) pizza delivery driver with a penchant for highways.
On nearly every other online platform I go by Kurzov - Katavia is a holdover from the past.

epzik8

Quote from: wanderer2575 on February 11, 2024, 11:01:44 AM
I know I'm bumping an old thread but I just came across this one.  Perhaps someone from the area can speak to its accuracy.



This is just everything between DC and Boston.
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jeffandnicole

Quote from: epzik8 on February 16, 2024, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: wanderer2575 on February 11, 2024, 11:01:44 AM
I know I'm bumping an old thread but I just came across this one.  Perhaps someone from the area can speak to its accuracy.



This is just everything between DC and Boston.

Except for a faster speed limit. I-95 minimum.

GaryV

Quote from: Katavia on February 15, 2024, 06:55:56 PM
A Charlotte (and surrounding areas) specialty.
//snip pic//
You insult orangutans everywhere.

epzik8

Quote from: jeffandnicole on February 16, 2024, 06:57:06 PM
Quote from: epzik8 on February 16, 2024, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: wanderer2575 on February 11, 2024, 11:01:44 AM
I know I'm bumping an old thread but I just came across this one.  Perhaps someone from the area can speak to its accuracy.



This is just everything between DC and Boston.

Except for a faster speed limit. I-95 minimum.

Oh yeah, that annoys the heck out of me.
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vdeane

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webny99

^ Definitely true that drivers seem to be able to handle merging in multi-lane drive thrus without issue (extremely low speeds help a lot in that regard).

The bigger issue with multi-lane drive thrus seems to actually be entering them. If there's a lineup, you're supposed to form a single lane and then pick your lane when you get up to the split (or in roadgeek terms, the "gore point"). But some drivers seem to think that the instant there's a car blocking the gore point, they can just zoom up to an open lane, even if there's others who got there before them waiting their turn for a chance to pick a lane. Fortunately when this happened to me the other day, I ended up catching up to them at the order point and speed-ordering just to make sure I got back in front of them, which I did.

SectorZ

Quote from: wanderer2575 on February 11, 2024, 11:01:44 AMI know I'm bumping an old thread but I just came across this one.  Perhaps someone from the area can speak to its accuracy.



What is funny about the accident one is how detailed Connecticut police are in car accidents.

So many states around me, own state included, are literally down to the uselessness of "Car A hit Car B" and depend on the myriad of ridiculous codes they can plug in thru the report. Connecticut I swear they do treat it like a crime scene. It was so much more enjoyable handling Connecticut auto claims because of this, because it was the only state I handled claims in (out of a dozen) that had cops that gave a crap.



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