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July 17, 2021, 02:31:41 PM   Last Edit: July 18, 2021, 11:17:28 PM by tolbs17

vdeane

#1
July 17, 2021, 08:11:59 PM  
The Perkins Union thread, for how over the top the penalties for breaking the law there were (jail time for litter, executions for drugs, etc.).  The best part was when the OP pushed back against people making their own, saying the PU was still a state, only to later post about a nightclub owner being burned at the stake for violating fire code.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Max Rockatansky

#2
July 17, 2021, 08:24:17 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 17, 2021, 08:11:59 PM
The Perkins Union thread, for how over the top the penalties for breaking the law there were (jail time for litter, executions for drugs, etc.).  The best part was when the OP pushed back against people making their own, saying the PU was still a state, only to later post about a nightclub owner being burned at the stake for violating fire code.

I mean, if you are a totalitarian dictator of your own country having anyone actually try to dictate doesn't fit the narrative. 

Takumi

#3
July 17, 2021, 08:29:26 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 17, 2021, 08:11:59 PM
The Perkins Union thread, for how over the top the penalties for breaking the law there were (jail time for litter, executions for drugs, etc.).  The best part was when the OP pushed back against people making their own, saying the PU was still a state, only to later post about a nightclub owner being burned at the stake for violating fire code.
Why don't I remember this? Was it deleted from the thread?
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

thspfc

#4
July 17, 2021, 09:08:07 PM  
inb4 Alanland is brought up

vdeane

#5
July 17, 2021, 09:12:12 PM  
Quote from: Takumi on July 17, 2021, 08:29:26 PM
Quote from: vdeane on July 17, 2021, 08:11:59 PM
The Perkins Union thread, for how over the top the penalties for breaking the law there were (jail time for litter, executions for drugs, etc.).  The best part was when the OP pushed back against people making their own, saying the PU was still a state, only to later post about a nightclub owner being burned at the stake for violating fire code.
Why don't I remember this? Was it deleted from the thread?
The mention of the PU being a state: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg69221#msg69221
The fire code execution (in a long post, so easy to see how it was missed): https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg79886#msg79886
Another mention of the PU being a state: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg166355#msg166355
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Max Rockatansky

#6
July 17, 2021, 09:13:03 PM  
Quote from: thspfc on July 17, 2021, 09:08:07 PM
inb4 Alanland is brought up

Maybe the first couple pages, there is a WHOLE lot of padding and fluff in that thread.  I find myself more fond of "Interstate 3 from Los Angeles to Eureka."

vdeane

#7
July 17, 2021, 09:16:47 PM  
I found the Immigration Freedomway thread quite amusing.  Especially after I-2 became a reality years later along a small piece of that corridor that actually made sense.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Takumi

#8
July 17, 2021, 09:23:08 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 17, 2021, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Takumi on July 17, 2021, 08:29:26 PM
Quote from: vdeane on July 17, 2021, 08:11:59 PM
The Perkins Union thread, for how over the top the penalties for breaking the law there were (jail time for litter, executions for drugs, etc.).  The best part was when the OP pushed back against people making their own, saying the PU was still a state, only to later post about a nightclub owner being burned at the stake for violating fire code.
Why don't I remember this? Was it deleted from the thread?
The mention of the PU being a state: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg69221#msg69221
The fire code execution (in a long post, so easy to see how it was missed): https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg79886#msg79886
Another mention of the PU being a state: https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=2995.msg166355#msg166355

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Cerulean City was known as a safe haven for white supremacists
I don't remember that storyline in Pokemon Red/Blue.
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

tolbs17

#9
July 18, 2021, 02:08:11 AM  
This thread still makes me laugh. It reminds of me being like Marf  :rofl:

1995hoo

#10
July 18, 2021, 09:49:52 AM  
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

TheGrassGuy

#11
July 18, 2021, 11:03:21 AM  
Went to the PU thread, and I'm sad at how most of the images are irretrievably list :-(
If you ever feel useless, remember that CR 504 exists.

JoePCool14

#12
July 18, 2021, 11:17:35 AM  
Strange overhead signs

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
Travel Mapping | 60+ Clinches | 260+ Traveled | 8000+ Miles Logged

SkyPesos

#13
July 18, 2021, 03:32:23 PM  
I-366 and Hypotenuse threads

tolbs17

#14
July 18, 2021, 11:20:06 PM  
This one was going pretty well until it got derailed which caused it to get locked. It's funny towards the end though :D

Roadgeekteen

#15
July 18, 2021, 11:45:02 PM  
Any thread with Marf

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=20122.0- my original plans thread
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

tolbs17

#16
July 18, 2021, 11:55:37 PM  

Roadgeekteen

#17
July 19, 2021, 12:22:27 AM  
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 18, 2021, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 18, 2021, 11:45:02 PM
Any thread with Marf

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=20122.0- my original plans thread
This one is also HILARIOUS!
When you let a 13 year onto the forum lol.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

CNGL-Leudimin

#18
July 19, 2021, 05:13:39 AM  
FYI I now sleep between the bed and the wall :sombrero:.

This one, on how to ruin threads by change only one letter (or number). I noticed I could cause a major navigation trouble just by doing that.

Another favorite one of me is the plurals thread. Good for some laughs. One explosion, a battle full of explosia, and an entire war worth of explosiae.
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

Please note that I may mention "invalid" FM channels, i.e. ending in an even number or down to 87.5. These are valid in Europe.

LM117

#19
July 19, 2021, 11:02:09 AM  
“I don’t know whether to wind my ass or scratch my watch!” - Jim Cornette

JoePCool14

#20
July 19, 2021, 06:22:44 PM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 19, 2021, 12:22:27 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 18, 2021, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 18, 2021, 11:45:02 PM
Any thread with Marf

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=20122.0- my original plans thread
This one is also HILARIOUS!
When you let a 13 year onto the forum lol.

I mean if you think that's bad, I created my account when I was 12. Weird to think it's been 8 years here.

:) Needs more... :sombrero: Not quite... :bigass: Perfect.
JDOT: We make the world a better place to drive.
Travel Mapping | 60+ Clinches | 260+ Traveled | 8000+ Miles Logged

tolbs17

#21
July 19, 2021, 06:29:59 PM  
Quote from: JoePCool14 on July 19, 2021, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 19, 2021, 12:22:27 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 18, 2021, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 18, 2021, 11:45:02 PM
Any thread with Marf

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=20122.0- my original plans thread
This one is also HILARIOUS!
When you let a 13 year onto the forum lol.

I mean if you think that's bad, I created my account when I was 12. Weird to think it's been 8 years here.
If I knew what this forum was then maybe I would have made an account sooner.

Roadgeekteen

#22
July 19, 2021, 06:42:29 PM  
Quote from: JoePCool14 on July 19, 2021, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 19, 2021, 12:22:27 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 18, 2021, 11:55:37 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 18, 2021, 11:45:02 PM
Any thread with Marf

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=20122.0- my original plans thread
This one is also HILARIOUS!
When you let a 13 year onto the forum lol.

I mean if you think that's bad, I created my account when I was 12. Weird to think it's been 8 years here.
You were a mature 13-year-old. I was an average 13-year-old who happened to know things about roads.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

tolbs17

#23
July 24, 2021, 11:12:14 PM  
My first thread in Off-topic. It's still fun

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=25327.0

Roadgeekteen

#24
July 24, 2021, 11:32:16 PM  
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 24, 2021, 11:12:14 PM
My first thread in Off-topic. It's still fun

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=25327.0
I'm not surprised that it got locked.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5
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