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Started by kphoger, March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM

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jeffandnicole

#50
March 22, 2019, 12:20:22 PM  
and they committed

roadman

#51
March 22, 2019, 12:37:57 PM  
a ritual sacrifice
"And ninety-five is the route you were on.  It was not the speed limit sign."  - Jim Croce (from Speedball Tucker)

"My life has been a tapestry
Of years of roads and highway signs" (with apologies to Carole King and Tom Rush)

TheHighwayMan3561

#52
March 22, 2019, 12:45:05 PM  
by destroying Sheetz
self-certified as the dumbest person on this board for 5 years running

akotchi

#53
March 22, 2019, 12:50:15 PM  
and worshiping Wawa.
Opinions here attributed to me are mine alone and do not reflect those of my employer or the agencies for which I am contracted to do work.

MNHighwayMan

#54
March 22, 2019, 12:55:41 PM  
Afterward, the goat

abefroman329

#55
March 22, 2019, 12:57:42 PM  
sat down to

Brandon

#56
March 22, 2019, 01:02:55 PM  
defecate upon the
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton, "Game of Thrones"

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg, "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

Big John

#57
March 22, 2019, 01:04:28 PM  
highway shoulder and

MNHighwayMan

#58
March 22, 2019, 01:10:51 PM  
eat some tasty

index

#59
March 22, 2019, 01:33:00 PM  
Bud Shuster's flesh
I love my 2010 Ford Explorer.



Counties traveled

kphoger

#60
March 22, 2019, 01:47:44 PM  
, which–interestingly enough–
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Brandon

#61
March 22, 2019, 01:50:15 PM  
tastes like chicken
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton, "Game of Thrones"

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg, "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

NE2

#62
March 22, 2019, 02:04:03 PM  
. I just pooed.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

1995hoo

#63
March 22, 2019, 02:06:39 PM  
NE2 didn't wipe.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#64
March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)

Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM

          RULES

4.  What counts as a word?

d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#65
March 22, 2019, 02:14:07 PM  
But that's not
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

webny99

#66
March 22, 2019, 02:19:45 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route
Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM

          RULES
4.  What counts as a word?
d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?



the only thing

abefroman329

#67
March 22, 2019, 02:29:22 PM  
that counts in

[I was waiting for someone to come in and fuck this up, I thought it would be roadgeekteen.]

Scott5114

#68
March 22, 2019, 02:44:37 PM  
New South Wales
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

kphoger

#69
March 22, 2019, 02:45:04 PM  
Quote from: webny99 on March 22, 2019, 02:19:45 PM

Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM

Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)
Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM

          RULES
4.  What counts as a word?
d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Just drop the periods, and then it counts, no?



the only thing

No, that should still be multiple words.  The only reason I'd count 'hbelkins' is because he turned it into a "word".
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#70
March 22, 2019, 02:45:50 PM  
of the "Land
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Big John

#71
March 22, 2019, 02:51:50 PM  
of the Lost."

jeffandnicole

#72
March 22, 2019, 02:59:59 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on March 22, 2019, 02:13:18 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on March 21, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
U.S. federal route

Well, since it's you, I'll let it slide...  :)

Quote from: kphoger on March 21, 2019, 05:32:12 PM

          RULES

4.  What counts as a word?

d.  Initials count as words (for example, "U. S. A." counts as three words, although "hbelkins" only counts as one).


Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.

So just use U.S. 

U.S.S.R. is completed prohibited though.

Brandon

#73
March 22, 2019, 03:16:44 PM  
In Soviet Union...
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton, "Game of Thrones"

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg, "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

kphoger

#74
March 22, 2019, 03:36:47 PM  
Quote from: jeffandnicole on March 22, 2019, 02:59:59 PM
Actually, it's United States of America (4 words), not United Stated America.

Actually, it's u ess a, which are three legitimate words.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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