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Illinois is flat

Started by Max Rockatansky, August 12, 2021, 09:03:04 PM

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Do you want to see Illinois is flat 2: The Flattening

Yes, take my money now.  
1 (50%)
No, what the hell is wrong with you?
0 (0%)
Only if it is made by Cra_sHit
0 (0%)
Only if it is made by a wrathful Entenmann’s driver.
1 (50%)
What do Denny’s and Illinois have in common?
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Total Members Voted: 2

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: ET21 on September 10, 2021, 09:44:28 AM
I saw pancakes and now I want pancakes  :-P
You get Illinois instead
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5


thspfc

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 10, 2021, 12:19:04 PM
Quote from: ET21 on September 10, 2021, 09:44:28 AM
I saw pancakes and now I want pancakes  :-P
You get Illinois instead
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GaryV

If we can't have pancakes, what about waffles?  Anyone want to argue their flatness or lack thereof?

Rothman

Waffles are not flat.  Illinois is flat.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position(s) of NYSDOT.

hbelkins

This deceased equine has been beaten until it's flat.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

formulanone

L'Illinois est aussi plat qu'une crêpe.

Roadgeekteen

God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

jmacswimmer

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 10, 2021, 02:10:58 PM
Is Illinois a waffle?

Well, here are the givens:

Quote from: Rothman on September 10, 2021, 01:24:15 PM
Illinois is flat.
Quote from: Rothman on September 10, 2021, 01:24:15 PM
Waffles are not flat.

Therefore, according to the transitive property: Illinois is, in fact, not a waffle.

That said, research is ongoing to determine if northeast Illinois is a deep-dish pizza.
"Now, what if da Bearss were to enter the Indianapolis 5-hunnert?"
"How would they compete?"
"Let's say they rode together in a big buss."
"Is Ditka driving?"
"Of course!"
"Then I like da Bear buss."
"DA BEARSSS BUSSSS"

ET21

The local weatherman, trust me I can be 99.9% right!
"Show where you're going, without forgetting where you're from"

Clinched:
IL: I-88, I-180, I-190, I-290, I-294, I-355, IL-390
IN: I-80, I-94
SD: I-190
WI: I-90, I-94
MI: I-94, I-196
MN: I-90

thspfc


Rothman

Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position(s) of NYSDOT.

SkyPesos

Illinois is flat.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

renegade

Quote from: SkyPesos on October 18, 2021, 10:26:15 PM
Illinois is flat.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Thanks for having us.  I think I've learned something today:  Illinois is flat. 
Don’t ask me how I know.  Just understand that I do.

Scott5114

Do we actually need two threads on this?
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Alps

BTW I just saw US 20 by Galena and it's NOT FLAT. This closes the thread.



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