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[snowc]

Holy hell 

It's hard to top the "Greater Hazleton Chamber of Commerce Beltway", for all-round unctuousness.

Tell me the locals have shortened that to the CoC Ring.

Huh?

As far as I know, the CoC doesn't control the signs. The PennDOT controls it.
ADD: To add on what I previously said, this not only is the longest sign in PA, its also the second longest on my trip.

This, indeed, is a mouthful.

[snowc]

Holy hell 

It's hard to top the "Greater Hazleton Chamber of Commerce Beltway", for all-round unctuousness.

Tell me the locals have shortened that to the CoC Ring.

So before I go to Greater Hazelton, I might think about going to Chamber of via the Commerce Beltway.

PA 424 is not even a beltway.  It is purely a east-west route (east end is at PA 93) even with its recent extension west of I-81 into Humboldt Industrial Park.

If you consider it a beltway. I've been there numerous times to fill up at the Turkey Hill. Not even considered a beltway IMHO.

[CoreySamson]

The White Sox should play a game in the middle of Lake Michigan against themselves. No one would go to the game anyway.

[vdeane]

It's the "What's you're favorite type of urinal cake" followed up by "What's your least favorite flavor of urinal cake", and the subsequent "Fantasy urinal cake flavors?" threads that really stir things up, usually for the worse.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Can't quote the thread anymore since it's locked. But probably this:

Roadgeekteen: "This thread is now the funniest."
tolbs17: "Seems like it!"

I don't know, the immaturity and childlike nature of the exchange makes it funny to me.

[hotdogPi]

This one was on Discord. A case of using the wrong word.

He doesn't sound like an arachnolibertarian for one thing.

[kurumi]

This one was on Discord. A case of using the wrong word.

He doesn't sound like an arachnolibertarian for one thing.

Here's a movie pitch: Arachny in the U.K.

Giant spiders overrun jolly old England, and it's up to 2 generations of punk rockers banding together to save the Queen King.

Soundtrack features:
Sex Pistols
PiL
The Damned
The Buzzcocks
The Clash
Kasabian
Squid
Franz Ferdinand

[formulanone]

This one was on Discord. A case of using the wrong word.

He doesn't sound like an arachnolibertarian for one thing.

I read that as "anarcholibrarian" at first, foiling book burners with Kevlar-clad walls and moats to keep away intruders.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Another one, this time from "What side of the bed do you sleep on?" Again, locked thread, couldn't quote.

Roadgeekteen: "Look what you did! You made the goat sad!"

[CoreySamson]

Another one, this time from "What side of the bed do you sleep on?" Again, locked thread, couldn't quote.

Roadgeekteen: "Look what you did! You made the goat sad!"

Ah yes, the Great Goat Pyramid thread...

[Scott5114]

Well, you're in St. Louis. What else are you going to do other than visit the arch? Eat provel cheese, toasted ravioli, and bad barbecue? Ask where passersby went to high school?

[Molandfreak]

The Oklahoma Dream is Central to all of us.

[Molandfreak]

I know plenty of things about the geography and history of northern Illinois, and it doesn't make that drive any less boring. You can make side trips to see interesting things like Starved Rock State Park or the Illinois & Michigan Canal, but if you're just passing through it's two hours of flat cornfields.

I'm not going to disagree with it being mostly boring (unless there's higher end thunderstorms around), but I dispute the "two hours" of flatness:

Hill near Mile 17
There's the Illinois River valley
Hill north of Troy Grove
Hill north of Mendota
Hill north of US 30
Hill north of IL 72
Valley with rock cuts on the approach to Rockford

Woe betide if anyone from Appalachia reads this, calling those "hills". The river valley and the rock cut are the only geographic features of note here.

So now I know slightly more about the stretch from Normal to Rockford. Boring.

"Technically, it is not flat.  If you view it under an electron microscope, little bumps are revealed."

[PNWRoadgeek]

"This isn't a baby-raising forum. I doubt Roadgeekteen has babies. I don't have babies. Actually, I think there are fewer people that have children of any age on this forum than those that don't."

-Scott5114, circa. July 25th, 2021.

[Max Rockatansky]

I'm probably the person who is most surprised that I don't have at least one kid out there.  I didn't per se "want" kids for most my life mostly because they are hyper expensive nowadays but wasn't fully opposed to the idea.  I didn't exactly take all the steps to prevent parenthood from happening in previous relationships prior to being married, it just never did.  Now that my wife and I are in my 40s it appears that window is most likely closing.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Just throw the person in the car and let him/her take the test. I hate taking driving classes. More freedom!!!

Tolbs has some gems doesn't he. Here's another one from one of the all time great trolls  on this forum.

[Scott5114]

Tolbs was, unfortunately, not trolling. He was 100% sincere in everything he said.

[LilianaUwU]

Tolbs was, unfortunately, not trolling. He was 100% sincere in everything he said.

It was kinda funny in a way. Remember the Sault Sainte John Madden/John Madden story?

[hotdogPi]

Tolbs was, unfortunately, not trolling. He was 100% sincere in everything he said.

It was kinda funny in a way. Remember the Sault Sainte John Madden/John Madden story?

I think tolbs was banned before that even started.

[LilianaUwU]

Tolbs was, unfortunately, not trolling. He was 100% sincere in everything he said.

It was kinda funny in a way. Remember the Sault Sainte John Madden/John Madden story?

I think tolbs was banned before that even started.

Oh right, I'm mixing him up with P13.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Was MMM a troll or just someone who had a bunch of wacky ideas?

[hotdogPi]

Was MMM a troll or just someone who had a bunch of wacky ideas?

MMM was a troll. He told me in a personal email. We started talking (briefly) after he accidentally left it showing in one of his screenshots.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Was MMM a troll or just someone who had a bunch of wacky ideas?

MMM was a troll. He told me in a personal email. We started talking (briefly) after he accidentally left it showing in one of his screenshots.

His ideas seemed funky. I remember he got banned right around when I was considering joining the forum, even though it wasn't because he was trolling.

[vdeane]

Tolbs was, unfortunately, not trolling. He was 100% sincere in everything he said.

It was kinda funny in a way. Remember the Sault Sainte John Madden/John Madden story?

I think tolbs was banned before that even started.

Oh right, I'm mixing him up with P13.

They did have some weird similarities.  The Mary Hannah saga is basically the Sault Saint John Madden saga minus the pedo and fetish stuff.

[1995hoo]

A certain other longtime user is starting to remind me more than a bit of tolbs in terms of a predilection for posting spur-of-the-moment stream-of-consciousness commentary on all manner of utter inane trvialities. (To be clear, I'm not suggesting said user is a tolbs sockpuppet. Just remarking on the similarity in posting style.)