About the bureaucrat

[hbelkins]

He cracked several roos.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2013/01/11/the-ballad-of-the-farting-federal-employee/

[Zeffy]

While this story (once again) made me almost die laughing, I will say that I have... a farting problem as well, except the big difference is that I can hold mine in when I'm in public until I get to an area where I will release the fumes I've built up. Of course, I'm not a government worker, but I have to question - is it really that bad to where everyone else complains about it? It's a fart. It smells for, what, not even a minute (assuming it does at all)?

"September 7, 2012,"  it reads. "10:15 AM. 1:10 PM. 1:44 PM. 2:25 PM."  "September 13, 2012. 1:19 PM. 1:25 PM. 1:31 PM. 1:50 PM. 2:00 PM. 2:52 PM. 2:58 PM. 5:08 PM."

Wow, if that is considered bad for the office, I must really be glad I can control my expulsions, considering that I've let out 25+ in a time span of two hours before in my room. Good thing I'm considerate around others.

[PHLBOS]