News:

The AARoads Wiki is live! Come check it out!

Main Menu

Famous TV character quotes

Started by roadman65, February 19, 2019, 06:55:46 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

roadman65

Famous TV quotes from any character from any show.  Lead, supporting, or guest.

Dennis Patrick as Vaughn Leland on Dallas, A House Divided (the episode where JR Ewing got shot in 1980) to JR Ewing:  It was crooked!  And I believe you knew that!  You'll regret this!

JR Ewing:  Is that a threat, Vaughn?

Vaughn Leland:  No threat!  A promise.

Out of that particular series, that was the most memorable moment for me out a many.


Gomer Pyle to Barney Fife on Andy Griffith:  (While running down the street) Citizens arrest!  Citizens Arrest!


Edith Bunker to husband Archie on All In The Family:
Edith:  Lets talk.
Archie: We have got nothing to talk about.  (Archie notices his chair is gone) Now, we got something to talk about.

Seinfeld last episode:
Jerry's attorney to Jerry:  They are real and they are spectacular.
(This after Jerry learns his lawyer slept with one of his many ex girlfriends, and it was one where Jerry in his usual skepticsim had problems with her due to her large chest and not knowing if it were real or fake).
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe


US71

"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."  The 1st Doctor 

"It's the Batphone, sir" Alfred Pennyworth

"Let's roll, Kato"  The Green Hornet

"Mork calling Orson"

"Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

Max Rockatansky

Hannibal:  "I love it when a plan comes together."

allniter89

#3
Barney to Andy~~"you gotta nip it, nip it in the bud."
BUY AMERICAN MADE.
SPEED SAFELY.

Stephane Dumas

John Steed to Emma Peel in the Avengers (the British series): "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."

Jeff Tracy in Thunderbirds: "Thunderbirds are go!"

Stan and Kyle in South Park: "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! -You bastards!"

roadman

Sargent O' Rourke to Corporal Agarn:  "Agarn, I don't know why everyone says you're so dumb."

Agarn to O'Rourke (some time later):  "Who says I'm dumb?"
"And ninety-five is the route you were on.  It was not the speed limit sign."  - Jim Croce (from Speedball Tucker)

"My life has been a tapestry
Of years of roads and highway signs" (with apologies to Carole King and Tom Rush)

Big John


PHLBOS

For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:
GPS does NOT equal GOD

abefroman329

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Takumi

Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 09:30:42 AM
For the M*A*S*H fans out there: Sherman Potterisms from Harry Morgan:

It's 0600 in the BLESSED A.M.!
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

kurumi

My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

hbelkins



Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

Brandon

Quote from: abefroman329 on February 20, 2019, 09:36:24 AM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Les: "It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R ... P!! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen, what a sight. The "˜copter seems to be circling the parking area now, I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! It's, uh, a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. Plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air. A second, a third! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, this is just terrible! The crowd is running around pushing each other! Oh, my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Honestly, folks I don't know how much longer... the crowd is running for their lives."

Fever: "Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les, isn't there... Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. Uh, for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven."
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg

PHLBOS

GPS does NOT equal GOD

abefroman329

Quote from: hbelkins on February 20, 2019, 02:09:21 PM
"He's dead, Jim."
You take his wallet and keys, I'll take his tricorder.

abefroman329

Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 02:26:13 PM
Squiggy of Laverne & Shirley usually w/Lenny: HELLO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLDZyY6ubA
I think my favorite setup to a HELLO! was "You ever seen what potato salad looks like after you leave it out for a few days?"

1995hoo

Whatchu talkin' "˜bout, Willis?
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

PHLBOS

#17
JJ (Jimmie Walker) from Good Times: "DYN-O-MITE!" or "KID (claps hands once) DYN-O-MITE!"

"God'll get you for that." - Maude (Beatrice Arthur) from the series Maude

Phrase from Happy Days from various characters: "SIT ON IT!"

"KISS MY GRITS!" - (usually) Flo (Polly Holliday) of Alice

Schneider (Pat Harrington) from One Day at a Time (the original version)
"Please always remember and don't ever forget..." or "Please don't forget and always remember..."

"Cuff 'em & stuff 'em!" - Sherriff Rosco P. Coltrane (James Best) of Dukes of Hazard

From some cartoons:

"YABBA-DABBA-DOO!" - (usually) Fred Flintstone

"(I'm) Smarter than the average bear." - Yogi Bear

"Jumpin' Jupiter!" and "Ooba-Dooba!" - George Jetson

"Ayyyah! (while usually munching on a carrot) What's Up Doc?" - Bugs Bunny

"You're DESPICABLE!" - Daffy Duck

"Good Grief!" - (usually) Charlie Brown
GPS does NOT equal GOD

Hot Rod Hootenanny

"Missed it by that much!" - Maxwell Smart (Get Smart)
"Sock it to me! (or ?)" - Various people on Laugh-In
Please, don't sue Alex & Andy over what I wrote above

hbelkins



Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

PHLBOS

#20
"BUT NOOOOOO!"

or how about

"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
GPS does NOT equal GOD

GaryV

(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.
(knock, knock, knock) Penny.

Brandon

Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM
"BUT NOOOOOO!"

or how about

"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"

It's "Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger, Pepsi, no Coke!"
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg

abefroman329

Quote from: PHLBOS on February 20, 2019, 04:28:39 PM"Che-bugga, che-bugga, chebugga!"
I like the one with Elliot Gould as the Coke salesman who convinces them to switch to Coke and then at the end John Belushi yells COKE COKE COKE! at the confused cook.

dlsterner




Opinions expressed here on belong solely to the poster and do not represent or reflect the opinions or beliefs of AARoads, its creators and/or associates.