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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #475 on: April 23, 2023, 11:55:38 PM »

Did kkt work for Vandelay Industries as a latex salesman?

I was never a salesman, sorry.

And you want to be my latex salesmanÖ

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« Reply #476 on: April 25, 2023, 07:48:07 AM »

I used Latex for a while.  Kinda fun, quite a learning curve.  I'm glad it's still around.
This was too perfect to not take out of context.  Capitalization is important, because my mind immediately went somewhere other than the text markup language.

My wife doesnít read this forum but, if she did, she would have berated me for having a sick mind. Iím glad someone else thought of the same thing I did.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #477 on: April 25, 2023, 09:22:28 AM »



I used Latex for a while.  Kinda fun, quite a learning curve.  I'm glad it's still around.

This was too perfect to not take out of context.  Capitalization is important, because my mind immediately went somewhere other than the text markup language.

My wife doesnít read this forum but, if she did, she would have berated me for having a sick mind. Iím glad someone else thought of the same thing I did.

Your wife wouldn't have thought of that herself?  Come on...
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #478 on: June 25, 2023, 03:11:40 PM »

For some reason, I love this one:

So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?

Boulder City was in the way.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #479 on: June 25, 2023, 04:08:19 PM »

For some reason, I love this one:

So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?

Boulder City was in the way.
The most kernals12 question of all time?
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #480 on: June 25, 2023, 04:25:27 PM »

For some reason, I love this one:

So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?

Boulder City was in the way.
The most kernals12 question of all time?

God forbid there's a practical reason for doing something, rooted in helping people.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #481 on: June 25, 2023, 04:31:05 PM »

For some reason, I love this one:

So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?

Boulder City was in the way.
The most kernals12 question of all time?

God forbid there's a practical reason for doing something, rooted in helping people.

You all realize that Mr. Kernal of Truth canít seem to comprehend why people might be upset at the prospect of their home being demolished?  Letís not forget all the lovely things heís had to say regarding that exact subject with the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #482 on: June 26, 2023, 07:09:48 PM »

For some reason, I love this one:

So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?

Boulder City was in the way.
The most kernals12 question of all time?

God forbid there's a practical reason for doing something, rooted in helping people.

You all realize that Mr. Kernal of Truth canít seem to comprehend why people might be upset at the prospect of their home being demolished?  Letís not forget all the lovely things heís had to say regarding that exact subject with the San Francisco Bay Area.

I should clarify the angle of my sarcasm.  My motto for the Alternate Kernality that I wrote above is assumed to be what God Emperor Kernalton believes in earnest. Practical reasons for doing something, rooted in helping people, are shunned in the Alternate Kernality; just do the trillion-dollar ideas he thinks will help people because he systematized a whole network of something and took it down a slippery slope he enjoyed.

With that said, see my whole 40-page proposal on how we should renumber the Interstates  :-D  :pan: *self-flagellates
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #483 on: June 26, 2023, 09:31:02 PM »

REDDIT HIM!!

KERNALS12 WINS

DOUBLE FLAWLESS VICTORY

KERNALITY
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