Fun things to ask your virtual assistant

Started by kphoger, April 24, 2023, 07:48:58 PM

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kphoger

"Alexa...  What does the fox say?" (ask multiple times)

"Alexa...  Make a fart sound." (ask multiple times)
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.


hotdogPi

(tested with Siri)

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Quote from: kphoger on April 24, 2023, 07:48:58 PM
"Alexa...  What does the fox say?" (ask multiple times)

Same with Siri.
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

Max Rockatansky


MATraveler128

Decommission 128 south of Peabody!

Lowest untraveled number: 56

dlsterner

Only works with Siri.  Not with Alexa.

Tell Siri:  "I see a little silhouetto of a man"

kphoger

Quote from: BlueOutback7 on April 24, 2023, 08:55:46 PM
"Alexa tell me a joke"

This is a decidedly UN-fun thing to ask Alexa.  She sucks at jokes.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

ZLoth

Alexa, execute order 66.

Alexa, would you like a jelly baby?

Alexa, up up down down left right left right B A start.

Alexa, beam me up. (beam me down doesn't work).


I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems and call them "paychecks".

SSOWorld

Alexa, do you know GlaDOS?

Hey Siri, OK google (Doesn't work anymore)

He Siri, make me a sandwich.  Then follow with Hey Siri, sudo make me a sandwich.

Any - Gimme a beat.

Any - Shut up.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.



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