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noelbotevera

Quote from: ColossalBlocks on August 19, 2017, 03:58:40 PM
How to turn on a light.
How many people it really does require to install a lightbulb


allniter89

Quote from: CapeCodder on August 19, 2017, 09:45:27 AM
Here's one you'll never see:

How do I change an adult diaper while going 70 mph on I-55 near Cape Girardeau?
That depends is it yours or someone elses?
BUY AMERICAN MADE.
SPEED SAFELY.

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CNGL-Leudimin

#703
Quote from: noelbotevera on August 19, 2017, 04:32:57 PM
How many people it really does require to install a lightbulb

According to a local joke at least five: One to hold the bulb and the other four to turn the person holding the bulb.

I'm now planning to use this one if and when another wave of silly threads occurs, only to show how silly are those:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

Please note that I may mention "invalid" FM channels, i.e. ending in an even number or down to 87.5. These are valid in Europe.

MNHighwayMan

Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on August 19, 2017, 06:12:57 PM
I'm now planning to use this one if and when another wave of silly threads occurs, only to show how silly are those:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

:eyebrow:

freebrickproductions

"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

SM-G900V

It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

(They/Them)

MNHighwayMan


US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

thenetwork

POLL:  Favorite Female World Chess Champions

inkyatari

Why isn't US 101 named after the Kardashians?
I'm never wrong, just wildly inaccurate.

US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

hotdogPi

Quote from: US71 on August 21, 2017, 09:50:37 AM
Quote from: MNHighwayMan on August 19, 2017, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 06:50:31 PM
"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

It takes you five?

Amateur.

Depends on how great the offense.

Don't underestimate defense. Even with a great offense, if you have a poor defense, you won't make it to the finals.

Oh wait, this is the "getting banned" championship?
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

ColossalBlocks

How many goats does it take to screw in a Blytheville?
I am inactive for a while now my dudes. Good associating with y'all.

US Highways: 36, 49, 61, 412.

Interstates: 22, 24, 44, 55, 57, 59, 72, 74 (West).

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

US71

Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

SSOWorld

Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

CapeCodder


formulanone


CapeCodder


US71

How do you compute the aerial velocity of an unladen swallow? And is there a difference between African and European?
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

jeffandnicole

The Future of Transportation: Self Driving Vehicles, Flying Cars, Jet Packs and more: Will our way of life be totally different 100 minutes from now?

ColossalBlocks

How to make everyone despise your existence.
I am inactive for a while now my dudes. Good associating with y'all.

US Highways: 36, 49, 61, 412.

Interstates: 22, 24, 44, 55, 57, 59, 72, 74 (West).

CapeCodder

how to make everyone think you're the top roadgeek?

Takumi

2017 solar eclipse: roadgeekteen goes outside for the first time
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

ColossalBlocks

I am inactive for a while now my dudes. Good associating with y'all.

US Highways: 36, 49, 61, 412.

Interstates: 22, 24, 44, 55, 57, 59, 72, 74 (West).



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