Changing one letter of a thread title

[GaryV]

About traffic fights - tell us your road rage
About traffic tights - why the fights broke out
About traffic nights - when the fight occurs after sunset
About traffic mights - predicting the winner of the fights
About traffic sights - watching the fights
About traffic blights - fungus all over the vehicles

[WillWeaverRVA]

Since this turned out to be the result of something stupid, I guess we can make fun of it now.

AT&T, other cell service providers having outrages, customers report -
AT&T, other cell service providers having outages, customers resort - time to break out your old landline phones
AT&T, other cell service providers having outages, costumers report - this is kind of cheating since it involves an anagram, but yesterday's outage had profound effects on the cosplay industry
AT&T, other Bell service providers having outages, customers report - what if the Bell System was never dismantled? Not much would have changed, apparently.

[kphoger]

Since this turned out to be the result of something stupid, I guess we can make fun of it now.

AT&T, other cell service providers having outrages, customers report -
AT&T, other cell service providers having outages, customers resort - time to break out your old landline phones
AT&T, other cell service providers having outages, costumers report - this is kind of cheating since it involves an anagram, but yesterday's outage had profound effects on the cosplay industry
AT&T, other Bell service providers having outages, customers report - what if the Bell System was never dismantled? Not much would have changed, apparently.

AT&T, other call service providers having outages, customers report - affecting landline as well

[WillWeaverRVA]

What happens when you get your bar loan paid off? - you get another drink
What happens when you get your cat loan paid off? - you get another cat

Kroger no buy Albertsons? - well, the FTC did file a lawsuit...

Former WcDonald's stands - looking back on the weird McDonald's anime campaign they're currently doing

Are there FHWA guidelines for VHS? - let's go to the videotape

Fantasy Brides and Tunnels - gets locked immediately

BEND signs or REND signs - what I want to do with that random US 40 sign in Virginia Beach

[formulanone]

Roger to buy Albertson's

In an unexpected hostile takeover, Roger Crunkleton of Snoringbasket, Oregon accidentally purchased the entire supermarket chain with his American Express Centurion card when incorrectly punching in a PLU# for mangoes at the local self checkout. At this time, he is currently waiting on hold in an attempt to reverse the charges, citing the receipt didn't have enough digits to approve the transaction, and the manager on duty was busy cleaning out the ice cream freezer cases.

[kphoger]

2009–2011 Off-Topic edition!

Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Your BS? — half the fictional board qualifies
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Favorite Cooks — includes a poll
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Favorite Brooks — Mel, of course
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Bing Mars — like Bing Maps, but for the red planet
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > What kind of pork do you do? — usually loin
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Bunny Videos — even better than cat videos
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > DC Area Motets — medieval concert advice
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Odd welcome signs — for the truly unique ones
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Traffic Light "hades"?? — hellish driving stretches
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Wikipedia "Name" — spoiler alert:  it's "Wikipedia"
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > High Shopping on e-bay — you'll be just as surprised as anyone
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Photographer detained by CBP — Jake Bear caught on to this irl
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Sheets — type of fabric?  color?  thread count?
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Foaming Through Michigan — railgeek meetup
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > 25 years of NE2 — so many racist ass clowns...
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Can I eat a ticket? — probably... but why?
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Trying to make a pig — probably not... but why?
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Confederate Flag and KS state flag — bet you never noticed the similarity
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > How to fix a barking problem — dog training tips
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Roadgeek bars — like biker bars, but nerdier

[freebrickproductions]

Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Foaming Through Michigan — railgeek meetup

Also me if I ever happen to take a trip up there, lmao.

[vdeane]

Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Bing Mars — like Bing Maps, but for the red planet

Google has already done it, so catching up is logical.

[kphoger]

2011–2012 Off-Topic edition!

Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Grass Headlights — I don't even know...
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Grassing Up? — oh, I get it now, it's about smoking pot
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > What is a major pity? — the discontinuance of the Honda Element?
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Farewell to Tina — see you later, Tina!
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > ISIS Government Quiz — get 100% right, end up on a watchlist
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Can Latinos have Detroit? — well, there's no legal way to stop them
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Larger locals Greyhound doesn't serve — such as Kenneth Brumley
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Being merry or single — a lot of people claim to be both
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > old trans videos — the videos aren't old, but the people are
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Cats with Places in their names — such as the California Spangled
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Cash in the Bronx Zoo — or should plan to only use my credit card?
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > How do you get a creed named after you? — such as the Athanasian
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > The great meth of urban Britain — seriously, you've got to try it
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Civil Engineering collages? — let's see your artistic creations!
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Bike hacks — cover your water bottle with a wet tube sock to keep it cold
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > Strange place to find a mop — in the refrigerator
Non-Road Boards > Off-Topic > The Black Font — and not the Cooper one

[Evan_Th]

2024 Michigan City Road Meat - a study of local roadkill

[CoreySamson]

Is Park Fat a Business Name? - A very bad name for a vehicle accessibility company

Is Park Fart a Business Name? - No, it's a pirated episode of Inside Amy Schumer

Is Pack Fast a Business Name? - No, but it is a product line

[freebrickproductions]

Is Hark Fast a Business Name? - No, but it's another way of saying "quick to listen".

[CoreySamson]

This one changes two letters, but I think it's too good to pass up...

Incests Are Exempt From Microwave Radiation

[jlam]

Inserts are Exempt from Microwave Radiation - Feel free to heat up your sole supports

[hotdogPi]

Do Bears look at Arlington Heights for a new stadium (yes they do)

[hbelkins]

Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the sold McDonalds?
Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the gold McDonalds?
Who misses the mold McDonalds?

Who messes the old McDonalds?  (Sounds like a job for Bandit.)

[kphoger]

Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the sold McDonalds?
Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the gold McDonalds?
Who misses the mold McDonalds?

Who messes the old McDonalds?  (Sounds like a job for Bandit.)

Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the bold McDonalds?

[hbelkins]

Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the sold McDonalds?
Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the gold McDonalds?
Who misses the mold McDonalds?

Who messes the old McDonalds?  (Sounds like a job for Bandit.)

Who misses the bold McDonalds?
Who misses the bold McDonalds?

One was supposed to be "cold."

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Who misses the odd McDonalds?

[Big John]

Strangest Id's You've Seen - Oedipus'

[Hunty2022]

SMH Busy... Forum Downtime? 

[WillWeaverRVA]

Strangest Fads You've Seen
Strangest Lads You've Seen
Strangest Nads You've Seen - ouch
Strongest Ads You've Seen
Strangest Abs You've Seen

Frustrated visitors sue National Park Service over ashless policies - people want the right to cause wildfires wherever they want
Frustrated visitors sue National Perk Service over cashless policies - the little known government coffee regulation agency
Frustrated visitors sue National Mark Service over cashless policies - who's Mark?
Frustrated visitors sue National Park Service over cashless polices - officers carry less than $20 at any time
Frustrated visitors sue National Ark Service over cashless policies - Noah isn't taking cash anymore

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Strangest Ads You've Been (in)

[JayhawkCO]

Strangest Dads You've Seen -- Me

[SSOWorld]

Ok, now that we have a new version of the software and the benefits (and headaches) to go along with it...

Fogin issues - can't see shit captain.
SMH Busy - Forum Downtime? oh, no!!
Update to SMH 2.1 - Not again!!
Show Forum - for a while, we couldn't.
FEW features - yep, this is the modern subscription-based product.