Title: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 17, 2021, 01:44:20 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 17, 2021, 01:44:20 PM
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Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 01:56:11 PM
Post by: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 01:56:11 PM
Greenwood Cemetery is so popular, people are dying to get in.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Max Rockatansky on February 17, 2021, 02:00:37 PM
Post by: Max Rockatansky on February 17, 2021, 02:00:37 PM
Every time my Dad would point out the Mom in Leave it to Beaver saying; "Aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver." It was so lame that it was actually kind of funny.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Big John on February 17, 2021, 03:53:11 PM
Post by: Big John on February 17, 2021, 03:53:11 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 01:56:11 PMThere is a Greenwood cemetery in the middle of the college I attended. The college then built their dining hall next to the cemetery, coincidence I think not. :spin:
Greenwood Cemetery is so popular, people are dying to get in.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: GaryV on February 17, 2021, 04:02:21 PM
Post by: GaryV on February 17, 2021, 04:02:21 PM
How do you tell it's a dad joke?
When the punch line is apparent. (Say it out loud if you don't get it by reading)
When the punch line is apparent. (Say it out loud if you don't get it by reading)
Title: Dad joke
Post by: formulanone on February 17, 2021, 04:54:09 PM
Post by: formulanone on February 17, 2021, 04:54:09 PM
As long as it's a road forum...
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on February 17, 2021, 04:56:25 PM
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on February 17, 2021, 04:56:25 PM
If you part ways with someone in anger, is that a bad bye?
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 04:59:15 PM
Post by: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 04:59:15 PM
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: CoreySamson on February 17, 2021, 08:38:18 PM
Post by: CoreySamson on February 17, 2021, 08:38:18 PM
What is green and bushy?
A bush.
A bush.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kurumi on February 17, 2021, 08:55:12 PM
Post by: kurumi on February 17, 2021, 08:55:12 PM
A businessman downtown is accosted by a kid who says "Hey, Mister! Can you help me? My dad's in a fight!"
The businessman agrees, and follows the kid around a corner, to see two men fighting.
"Which one's your dad?" he asks.
The kid says, "That's what they're fighting about!"
The businessman agrees, and follows the kid around a corner, to see two men fighting.
"Which one's your dad?" he asks.
The kid says, "That's what they're fighting about!"
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: tchafe1978 on February 17, 2021, 09:44:39 PM
Post by: tchafe1978 on February 17, 2021, 09:44:39 PM
I like jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 09:44:09 AM
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 09:44:09 AM
Q: How does Moses make coffee?
A: Hebrews it.
A: Hebrews it.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: snowc on February 18, 2021, 09:46:06 AM
Post by: snowc on February 18, 2021, 09:46:06 AM
What do you get when you cross a skunk and a bear?
Winnie the pooh! 😳😳😳😳🐻🐻🐻🦨🦨🦨🦨😝😝😝🤮🤮
:colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :sombrero:
Winnie the pooh! 😳😳😳😳🐻🐻🐻🦨🦨🦨🦨😝😝😝🤮🤮
:colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :sombrero:
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Mapmikey on February 18, 2021, 10:00:57 AM
Post by: Mapmikey on February 18, 2021, 10:00:57 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 17, 2021, 01:56:11 PM
Greenwood Cemetery is so popular, people are dying to get in.
And this is why being the grave digger there was the hardest job I've ever undertaken...
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 10:47:29 AM
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 10:47:29 AM
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
A: 'ell if I know!
A: 'ell if I know!
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: CoreySamson on February 18, 2021, 12:30:53 PM
Post by: CoreySamson on February 18, 2021, 12:30:53 PM
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kenarmy on February 18, 2021, 04:16:50 PM
Post by: kenarmy on February 18, 2021, 04:16:50 PM
What do sprinters eat before they run? They fast.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 04:25:23 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 04:25:23 PM
Q: How much do pirates charge for ear piercings?
A: A buck an ear.
A: A buck an ear.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Mapmikey on February 18, 2021, 04:33:48 PM
Post by: Mapmikey on February 18, 2021, 04:33:48 PM
My golfing partner continued to wear the same pair of lucky socks for years - even after he got a hole in one.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 04:40:24 PM
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 04:40:24 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 04:25:23 PM
Q: How much do pirates charge for ear piercings?
A: A buck an ear.
I did have to snicker at that one, partly because "Buccaneer" is such a weird word to begin with.
I've never understood why people call the football team by its full name when there's nothing wrong with the much shorter "Bucs".
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:04:13 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 04:40:24 PM
I've never understood why people call the football team by its full name when there's nothing wrong with the much shorter "Bucs".
Because it's their name?
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:04:13 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 04:40:24 PM
I've never understood why people call the football team by its full name when there's nothing wrong with the much shorter "Bucs".
Because it's their name?
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PM
Quote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: hotdogPi on February 18, 2021, 05:14:33 PM
Post by: hotdogPi on February 18, 2021, 05:14:33 PM
If I heard Bucs without context, I would think Bucks (deer), not Buccaneers.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: GaryV on February 18, 2021, 05:55:52 PM
Post by: GaryV on February 18, 2021, 05:55:52 PM
^ or dollar bills
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Big John on February 18, 2021, 05:59:38 PM
Post by: Big John on February 18, 2021, 05:59:38 PM
^^ Or "bucks" when they playing the baseball team in Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: SSOWorld on February 18, 2021, 06:00:21 PM
Post by: SSOWorld on February 18, 2021, 06:00:21 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMNot Wm?Quote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: SSOWorld on February 18, 2021, 06:00:36 PM
Post by: SSOWorld on February 18, 2021, 06:00:36 PM
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 06:05:28 PM
Post by: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PM
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
No. That's a perfectly normal name. "Buccaneers" isn't, and sounds weird to me, but others can disagree.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Scott5114 on February 18, 2021, 10:52:30 PM
Post by: Scott5114 on February 18, 2021, 10:52:30 PM
Quote from: formulanone on February 17, 2021, 04:54:09 PM
As long as it's a road forum...
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That reminds me of the one time I caused a ruckus at work by saying to the outgoing cashiers as I was getting set up "Be careful going home, the roads are bad."
"What? Really? Did something happen?"
"No, we live in Oklahoma and they're always bad."
Never have I seen a bunch of 60-year-old women look like they wanted to hit me so badly.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: bulldog1979 on February 19, 2021, 01:24:50 AM
Post by: bulldog1979 on February 19, 2021, 01:24:50 AM
Remember, telling Dad jokes when you don't have children is a faux pa.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: snowc on February 19, 2021, 05:17:16 AM
Post by: snowc on February 19, 2021, 05:17:16 AM
Quote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 06:05:28 PMLets not go there. May I remind you of couple weeks ago?Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PM
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
No. That's a perfectly normal name. "Buccaneers" isn't, and sounds weird to me, but others can disagree.
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AM
Post by: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AM
Quote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
I once encountered a guy whose name was Jim T. Norman III. Not James. Jim. The part I found particularly amusing was "III," as it presumably meant there were three people in that family for whom "Jim" was their full first name, rather than a nickname.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 19, 2021, 09:49:07 AM
Post by: jeffandnicole on February 19, 2021, 09:49:07 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
I once encountered a guy whose name was Jim T. Norman III. Not James. Jim. The part I found particularly amusing was "III," as it presumably meant there were three people in that family for whom "Jim" was their full first name, rather than a nickname.
Someone I went to college with: Her birth name was Jenny, not Jennifer. She still used Jen though, like nearly every other Jennifer out there.
It seems like there are some people I went to school with, who used shortened nicknames then, that have tended to start using their birth name instead as they got older.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: hbelkins on February 19, 2021, 10:35:40 PM
Post by: hbelkins on February 19, 2021, 10:35:40 PM
Quote from: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
I once encountered a guy whose name was Jim T. Norman III. Not James. Jim. The part I found particularly amusing was "III," as it presumably meant there were three people in that family for whom "Jim" was their full first name, rather than a nickname.
My dad's name was Billy. Not William. He had a sister named Betty and a brother named Bobby.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: SSOWorld on February 20, 2021, 11:03:55 AM
Post by: SSOWorld on February 20, 2021, 11:03:55 AM
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: TheGrassGuy on February 20, 2021, 01:56:29 PM
Post by: TheGrassGuy on February 20, 2021, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on February 19, 2021, 10:35:40 PMQuote from: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
I once encountered a guy whose name was Jim T. Norman III. Not James. Jim. The part I found particularly amusing was "III," as it presumably meant there were three people in that family for whom "Jim" was their full first name, rather than a nickname.
My dad's name was Billy. Not William. He had a sister named Betty and a brother named Bobby.
The founder of Wikipedia's name is Jimmy Wales, and it's not an abbreviation for James or anything. Everyone calls him Jimbo.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: GenExpwy on February 21, 2021, 12:04:09 AM
Post by: GenExpwy on February 21, 2021, 12:04:09 AM
Quote from: TheGrassGuy on February 20, 2021, 01:56:29 PMQuote from: hbelkins on February 19, 2021, 10:35:40 PMQuote from: 1995hoo on February 19, 2021, 09:37:19 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 18, 2021, 05:12:53 PMQuote from: webny99 on February 18, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior is the President's name, too.
My son goes by William. Not Billy or Will or whatever. William.
Is that a problem?
I once encountered a guy whose name was Jim T. Norman III. Not James. Jim. The part I found particularly amusing was "III," as it presumably meant there were three people in that family for whom "Jim" was their full first name, rather than a nickname.
My dad's name was Billy. Not William. He had a sister named Betty and a brother named Bobby.
The founder of Wikipedia's name is Jimmy Wales, and it's not an abbreviation for James or anything. Everyone calls him Jimbo.
And don't confuse Jimmy Dean for James Dean, as David Essex seemed to do in the song "Rock On" .
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: tolbs17 on February 21, 2021, 10:19:49 PM
Post by: tolbs17 on February 21, 2021, 10:19:49 PM
I don't want to make one because it will make all of you laugh too hard and I've been plenty of them. So sorry.
The best i would put is,
Oh, i threw your wallet in the pool. I'M JUST KIDDING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA :-D
The best i would put is,
Oh, i threw your wallet in the pool. I'M JUST KIDDING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA :-D
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: OracleUsr on February 23, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
Post by: OracleUsr on February 23, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: interstatefan990 on February 23, 2021, 10:49:06 PM
Post by: interstatefan990 on February 23, 2021, 10:49:06 PM
Me: How much to buy a singing ensemble?
Producer: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
Producer: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: OCGuy81 on February 23, 2021, 11:53:13 PM
Post by: OCGuy81 on February 23, 2021, 11:53:13 PM
Two peanuts walk out of a bar.
On was "a salted"
On was "a salted"
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: JayhawkCO on February 24, 2021, 12:25:56 AM
Post by: JayhawkCO on February 24, 2021, 12:25:56 AM
Why did the couple go to the seafood restaurant?
Just for the halibut.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my pa."
Chris
Just for the halibut.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my pa."
Chris
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: SSOWorld on February 24, 2021, 07:10:30 PM
Post by: SSOWorld on February 24, 2021, 07:10:30 PM
A guy walks into a bar carrying a slab of concrete.
He demands a beer, and one for the road.
He demands a beer, and one for the road.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: STLmapboy on February 25, 2021, 12:16:30 AM
Post by: STLmapboy on February 25, 2021, 12:16:30 AM
My dad's perennial favorite:
How do you catch a unique bird?
You 'nique up on it!
Another one I used at Halloween a few years back:
Why did Bud's parents send him to school?
To make Budweiser.
How do you catch a unique bird?
You 'nique up on it!
Another one I used at Halloween a few years back:
Why did Bud's parents send him to school?
To make Budweiser.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Scott5114 on February 25, 2021, 12:19:43 AM
Post by: Scott5114 on February 25, 2021, 12:19:43 AM
Quote from: STLmapboy on February 25, 2021, 12:16:30 AM
My dad's perennial favorite:
How do you catch a unique bird?
You 'nique up on it!
How you catch a tame bird?
Tame way.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 09:53:57 AM
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 09:53:57 AM
Quote from: OracleUsr on February 23, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer
I liked this one enough to tell it to my wife last night. She said it was TERRIBLE. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
Post by: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
Quote from: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 09:53:57 AMQuote from: OracleUsr on February 23, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer
I liked this one enough to tell it to my wife last night. She said it was TERRIBLE. :rolleyes:
Well, that makes it a great dad joke then, right?
The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: tchafe1978 on February 25, 2021, 10:07:31 AM
Post by: tchafe1978 on February 25, 2021, 10:07:31 AM
I was fighting with my daughter one day over doing her chores. She says to me, "Dad, have some patience!" I say back, "I'm not a doctor, I don't have any patients!"
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: interstatefan990 on February 25, 2021, 11:01:24 AM
Post by: interstatefan990 on February 25, 2021, 11:01:24 AM
Quote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.
My old social studies teacher used to always say idea like that. He also pronounced "George Washington" like "George Warshington".
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 11:18:46 AM
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 11:18:46 AM
Quote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 09:53:57 AMQuote from: OracleUsr on February 23, 2021, 12:16:26 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
STILL no eye-deer
I liked this one enough to tell it to my wife last night. She said it was TERRIBLE. :rolleyes:
Well, that makes it a great dad joke then, right?
Yes. Yes it does.
Quote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.
And Gibbs.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 11:38:24 AM
Post by: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 11:38:24 AM
Quote from: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 11:18:46 AMQuote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.
And Gibbs.
Color me confused... :hmmm:
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 12:03:23 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 11:38:24 AMQuote from: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 11:18:46 AMQuote from: webny99 on February 25, 2021, 09:59:06 AM
The funny thing about this one is that "eye-deer" actually is how idea is pronounced in some places, including Australia and possibly elsewhere.
And Gibbs.
Color me confused... :hmmm:
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Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: GaryV on February 25, 2021, 05:14:27 PM
Post by: GaryV on February 25, 2021, 05:14:27 PM
A math-dad joke.
The hillbilly kid finally got an opportunity to go to school. When he got home, his dad asked him how it went.
"That teacher don't know nuthin. She kept saying pie are square. Everyone knows pie are round - cornbread are square."
The hillbilly kid finally got an opportunity to go to school. When he got home, his dad asked him how it went.
"That teacher don't know nuthin. She kept saying pie are square. Everyone knows pie are round - cornbread are square."
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 05:41:12 PM
Post by: kphoger on February 25, 2021, 05:41:12 PM
– Did you hear? A mathematician came up with a solution to constipation.
– Really? I hadn't heard.
– Yep. He worked it out with a pencil.
– Really? I hadn't heard.
– Yep. He worked it out with a pencil.
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: webny99 on March 17, 2021, 07:42:41 PM
Post by: webny99 on March 17, 2021, 07:42:41 PM
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Mapmikey on March 17, 2021, 07:50:08 PM
Post by: Mapmikey on March 17, 2021, 07:50:08 PM
Quote from: webny99 on March 17, 2021, 07:42:41 PM
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!
You should return to the ol' factory where you were built and get that fixed!
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: Scott5114 on April 29, 2021, 06:14:31 PM
Post by: Scott5114 on April 29, 2021, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: OCGuy81 on April 29, 2021, 01:46:09 PM
My kids have recently called me out a few different times on making "dad jokes". So I figured what the hell, let's put em all out there. Share em if you got em!
The most recent one I was called out on, I was getting my daughter's new bike ready for her.
"Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two tired!" (rimshot) :-D
Title: Re: Dad joke
Post by: OCGuy81 on April 29, 2021, 06:25:32 PM
Post by: OCGuy81 on April 29, 2021, 06:25:32 PM
What do you call a well dressed lion?
A dandy lion.
A dandy lion.