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Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« on: July 05, 2021, 09:01:40 PM »

Here are some of my favorites:

^ By your logic, 80 "doesn't exist" between Bovina and Clinton..

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That's not what I was getting at.

Newborn wombats are weird-looking too, but they don't belong in this thread either.


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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2021, 09:10:41 PM »

Angelo71:

“I don't understand why people won't take me seriously.  Enlighten me.”
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2021, 09:12:59 PM »

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I don't like fracking (well, unless you mean the BSG version of the term ;) ).

Well getting the hoard of bulldozers would be needed, wouldn't it?
Who's been hoarding bulldozers?

(regarding New England routes 10 and 12, which still exist as state routes and cross in Keene, NH)

and unless one is very visually keen

Was that pun intended?

ha.  I wish it were.  didn't even think about exactly where 10 and 12 cross.

So, are we suggesting the forum host user photos?

Yes, since they're requested, and It's gonna be eons before I get a chance to be in Lower Merion again, by the time that time rolls around, all the goodies will be replaced by McCains

I hate it when that happens.

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2021, 09:13:20 PM »

From this post by ethanman62187:

"Wow, nice knowing of things about those things."
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2021, 09:15:37 PM »

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post my favorite. Just a hint: I'm both allowed and forbidden to post it.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2021, 09:43:17 PM »

From this post by ethanman62187:

"Wow, nice knowing of things about those things."

Well, he can allow us to go 65 on fictional I-366.    :-D
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2021, 09:45:00 PM »

A reading the Book of Alan:

“How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan”
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2021, 09:50:34 PM »

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2021, 09:59:50 PM »

For the freeway section of route 28, I can let you drive 65.

in fact, it would make the most sense if your freeway were one or more of the following: 1) untenable, 2) unbuildable, 3) underwater

Unable to quote this one with user and link to thread because it’s locked, but I think you all know where it’s from :D
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2021, 10:38:57 PM »

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2021, 10:39:48 PM »

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I hope NCDOT doesn't have projects that would be delayed by having sex with snails.
From me! LMFAO  :rofl:

And I have a feeling this thread won't last very long...
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2021, 10:44:57 PM »

From Marf

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2021, 10:51:42 PM »

I swear i'm not crazy.. i had a dream about creating this thread last night *sigh*.

http://geonames.usgs.gov/apex/f?p=gnispq:3:::NO::P3_FID:1543852
what the fuckaduck

This is in the op, but i mentioned in another thread that this was one of my favorites.
^ By your logic, 80 "doesn't exist" between Bovina and Clinton..
picks up mic and throws it back at you

Its not uncommon to find traffic control dumbassery in small towns and cities, but this one takes the cake
Bolivar St at Austin St. Marshall, TX
https://www.google.com/maps/@32.545704,-94.3663136,3a,47.3y,359.27h,80.03t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-nZcktmrc2BtsDgg1A6ZAA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Also, why did they steal their barricades from Europe?

***** what fucking shit you smoking? I want some
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2021, 11:35:37 PM »

A reading the Book of Alan:

“How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan”

That's what I was referring to earlier.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2021, 11:52:33 PM »

A reading the Book of Alan:

“How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan”

That's what I was referring to earlier.

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2021, 12:00:38 AM »



I am using honesty and truth to the person I became, with my behaviour when handling netiquitte on the Internet, and showing respect to others and myself.  When I say "borders", it means I really have to protect myself in a Godly way. I appreciate your advice, but now for me for the best thing is to use myself in the right way.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2021, 12:04:54 AM »

This series of posts, which was funny enough I saved a screenshot of it back when it happened.

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2021, 12:14:22 AM »

This was good enough that it was in someone's sig for a while:
I'm sure posting goat porn would not go over well either; but if I'm drunk, I may try it!
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2021, 09:12:16 AM »

My favorite quote is the one that's been in my signature for years.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2021, 11:06:25 AM »

This one about the Hypotenuse in Chicago always got a laugh out of me:

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Heres what we have today.....

       https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8337329,-87.7319639,11z

The only proposed and not built in this general corridor Im aware of is the "Crosstown I-494" that went from the Kennedy/Edens junction on the north, paralleling Cicero Av (IL-50) down to Midway airport, then going east along RR ROW along 75th IIRC to the Ryan (I-94) and the Skyway (I-90). Hypotenuse incorporates the south part of that idea, from Cicero Av and I-55 to the Skyway and Ryan, but on a more direct route.
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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2021, 12:03:37 PM »

This one about the Hypotenuse in Chicago always got a laugh out of me:

Quote from: dzlsabe
Heres what we have today.....

       https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8337329,-87.7319639,11z

The only proposed and not built in this general corridor Im aware of is the "Crosstown I-494" that went from the Kennedy/Edens junction on the north, paralleling Cicero Av (IL-50) down to Midway airport, then going east along RR ROW along 75th IIRC to the Ryan (I-94) and the Skyway (I-90). Hypotenuse incorporates the south part of that idea, from Cicero Av and I-55 to the Skyway and Ryan, but on a more direct route.

The best quote now from dz since he yanked his Hypotenuse Manifesto off his site:

http://dzlsabe.com/aboutus.html
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2021, 04:32:11 PM »

Unable to quote this one with user and link to thread because it’s locked, but I think you all know where it’s from :D

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You just have to know the trick.   ;-)

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« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2021, 04:32:53 PM »

Anyone else notice how many real gems Jake Bear had on here?
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2021, 05:03:20 PM »

FritzOwl gems

Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2021, 05:17:39 PM »

FritzOwl gems

Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

Man, I'm sure Kim Jong Un will submit to the iron will of Fritz Owl...  :rofl:

Yes, let's go ahead an build this
So Kim Jong Un II can invade us quicker

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