Changing one letter of a thread title

[Takumi]

"Pork" makes this way too easy.

Fork
Porn
Polk
Dork
Spork

Dork is a thread about me.

Probably most of us, to be fair.

[kphoger]

"Pork" makes this way too easy.

Fork
Porn
Polk
Dork
Spork

Fork is a thread about me.

(Actually, back in the days of T9 texting, my best friend would frequently call me a dork by text message, but his phone thought he meant 'fork' instead, and he eventually just stopped correcting it.  To this day, he and I still call each other a fork.  Bystanders don't get the joke.)

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Too bad your guys forced to close the "Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com" thread, otherwise "Porn" would go straight there.

[kphoger]

Too bad your guys forced to close the "Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com" thread, otherwise "Porn" would go straight there.

You're just upset because you didn't make your own suggestion short/simple enough.

The [insert any kind of porn here] thread.

Of course, so am I...

What would your porn star name be?

[webny99]

Too bad your guys forced to close the "Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com" thread, otherwise "Porn" would go straight there.

Actually, that works for this thread (as a one-letter-switch from "Pork")! I'm not sure if that's what you meant or not...

[webny99]

It is too bad that thread got locked. Speaking of which...

Browns win! Browns win!

Like many things in life, this take aged very well until 2020 rolled around 

[kphoger]

Too bad your guys forced to close the "Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com" thread, otherwise "Porn" would go straight there.

Actually, that works for this thread (as a one-letter-switch from "Pork")! I'm not sure if that's what you meant or not...

Actually, it already worked for this thread.

"Pork" makes this way too easy.

Fork
Porn
Polk
Dork
Spork

Too bad your guys forced to close the "Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com" thread, otherwise "Porn" would go straight there.

[webny99]

Actually, that works for this thread (as a one-letter-switch from "Pork")! I'm not sure if that's what you meant or not...

Actually, it already worked for this thread.

"Pork" makes this way too easy.

Fork
Porn
Polk
Dork
Spork

That was very well-disguised until you pointed it out. My eyes saw only a bunch of words ending with k (rhyming with pork).

[kphoger]

Actually, that works for this thread (as a one-letter-switch from "Pork")! I'm not sure if that's what you meant or not...

Actually, it already worked for this thread.

"Pork" makes this way too easy.

Fork
Porn
Polk
Dork
Spork

That was very well-disguised until you pointed it out. My eyes saw only a bunch of words ending with k (rhyming with pork).

You pronounce Pork and Polk exactly the same?   

[webny99]

That was very well-disguised until you pointed it out. My eyes saw only a bunch of words ending with k (rhyming with pork).

You pronounce Pork and Polk exactly the same?   

Alright, emphasis on "ending with k" and scratch the other part...

[kphoger]

Alright, emphasis on "ending with k" and scratch the other part...

Bet you double-checked yourself that time.   

[hbelkins]

The wurst beer you've ever had?

[WillWeaverRVA]

The wurst beer you've ever had?

Sounds like a major sausage fest.

Also, a thread testing the world's import-export laws: Importing a US plated car back into the UK from Mexico.

[CoreySamson]

Hailgeek videos (a thread about storm chasing)
US75 exit numbers: *Hug?* (I don't understand what the point of this thread is)
22 Mile "Zap" (a thread about 22 mile-long bolts of lightning)
Flood Trucks On Arkansas Interstates
Fall Down Go Boo (a thread about dumb scares at Halloween)
ArDOT Test Of Mumble Trips (this is starting to devolve into nonsense)

[SSOWorld]

Faramount+

[kphoger]

AARoads Forum > Meta > Suggestions and Questions > Adding "Mother" gender option
(but conservatives viewed the suggestion as reverse discrimination against fathers)

AARoads Forum > Meta > Suggestions and Questions > New behavior for "Show new replies to your pests"
(about a beta feature that was sort of the opposite of "ignore")

AARoads Forum > Meta > Suggestions and Questions > Custom tittle
(webny99 wanted the option for circles instead of dots on the letter i and j)

AARoads Forum > National Boards > General Highway Talk > What does BUS mean?
(an honest question about an oft-seen abbreviation)

AARoads Forum > National Boards > General Highway Talk > Solar flare
(should have been posted in "Off-Topic" but never got moved)

AARoads Forum > National Boards > General Highway Talk > "Tongue" routes
(just kidding, that's actually a real thread title)

[webny99]

AARoads Forum > Meta > Suggestions and Questions > Custom tittle
(webny99 wanted the option for circles instead of dots on the letter i and j)

Well, thanks. Now every time I handwrite an i or j, I'll think about this and start chuckling unstoppably.

AARoads Forum > National Boards > General Highway Talk > "Tongue" routes
(just kidding, that's actually a real thread title)

Over/under for when this thread gets bumped: 24 hours

[Scott5114]

"Double heft turns with permissive phasing"–extra wide, thick-pavement turn lanes, bulked up to handle heavy amounts of turning truck traffic
"The Nest of Road Signs"–someone discovers an abandoned building that has hundreds and hundreds of old signs inside
"Tropical cyclone trucking thread"–semi drivers who just keep on keeping on no matter the weather

[kphoger]

"The Nest of Road Signs"–someone discovers an abandoned building that has hundreds and hundreds of old signs inside

Or it's just the trunk of US71's car.

[SSOWorld]

How many slate capitols have you been to?
How many slate capitals have you been to?

yes it is two different subjects

[WillWeaverRVA]

Corvid vaccination status - a thread in which we discuss preventing zoonotic illnesses spread by crows

[JoePCool14]

Corvid vaccination status - a thread in which we discuss preventing zoonotic illnesses spread by crows

There's also "Covid vaccination stats", which makes a lot of sense.

[JayhawkCO]

Most Iconic Bride in Each Metro Area - Seems like a show that would be on Bravo.

Chris

[Big John]

^^ There was a section in the Wisconsin bridge inspection manual that erroneously said use this section if the bride was over water.  Then this in sports: http://stmedia.stimg.co/1spell080614.jpg?w=525

[webny99]

"The Nest of Road Signs"–someone discovers an abandoned building that has hundreds and hundreds of old signs inside

Or it's just the trunk of US71's car.

Technically the signs are outside the building, but how's this?