"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" parody about 'Sesame Street' characters

Started by bandit957, June 01, 2018, 08:41:11 PM

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bandit957

When I was about 10, I used to take lines from the Paul Simon song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" and make them about 'Sesame Street' characters...

Hire an attorney, Ernie!
Eat some dirt, Bert!
Your life is over, Grover!
You're a pooper, Mr. Hooper!

Anyone else do this too?
Might as well face it, pooing is cool


TheHighwayMan3561

One time I wrote a set of verses to continue Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire".
self-certified as the dumbest person on this board for 5 years running

oscar

Hawaii has the "50 Ways to Leave Your Lava" pun, but I don't think it ever got developed beyond reworking the title. Especially since lava in Hawaii is usually slower than walking speed, so leaving it isn't hard, once you overcome any stubborn attachment to property you knew was on the side of a volcano that has been continuously erupting for three and a half decades.
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