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Started by roadman65, February 16, 2021, 09:58:15 AM

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SkyPesos

Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:


Max Rockatansky

Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

SectorZ

Anyone have time for a Fritzowl wiki?

WillWeaverRVA

Quote from: US 89 on February 16, 2021, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on February 16, 2021, 03:52:54 PM
Quote from: US 89 on February 16, 2021, 02:56:31 PM
This has been discussed before...

The creator obviously has way too much time on their hands. And perhaps the worst part is that it actually shows up on Google and looks somewhat legit (until you read in further, of course). If you search "US Highway 86", for example, it comes up as one of the top 5 suggestions.

It was actually discussed before that. The creator tried to join the forum but was denied.

That was my second link...maybe I should have done a better job of marking that those were two separate links

Quote from: kphoger on February 16, 2021, 04:24:37 PM
According to your own post, alanland.org used to exist.

It also used to not exist. Except in the presence of 37 goats.

Whoops, totally did not notice.
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Scott5114

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
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snowc

Quote from: Scott5114 on February 16, 2021, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on February 16, 2021, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it


That's what Goat Jesus wants you to think...but yet secretly wants you to know it's real too. 

Max Rockatansky

So, basically we have determined in this thread that Intertropolis and Routesville are just Alanland false flag operations?

kphoger

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM

Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

The only Caterpillar War with Ethanland is a secret.




Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:00:20 PM
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it

You've stumbled into a thread full of inside jokes from years ago on the forum.  Don't expect to understand this line of conversation without reading dozens of pages of now-locked threads.

Which, for whatever it's worth, I highly recommend doing.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
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Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: kphoger on February 16, 2021, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM

Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

The only Caterpillar War with Ethanland is a secret.






Except on the third Wednesday after the Pro Bowl at 3:21 PM Alan-Standard Time, except where expressly permitted and prohibited. 

kphoger

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 07:24:53 PM
3:21 PM Alan-Standard Time

Have you ever found an official definition for Alan-Standard Time?  The only stuff I've found are all second-hand sources with no references (such as this and this).
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

thspfc

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snowc

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on February 16, 2021, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 


No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it


That's what Goat Jesus wants you to think...but yet secretly wants you to know it's real too.
And This is a Harry Potter thing, right?  :hmmm:

thspfc

Quote from: SectorZ on February 16, 2021, 06:38:48 PM
Anyone have time for a Fritzowl wiki?
Title it "FritzOwl (work of fantasy)"

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:46:12 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on February 16, 2021, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 


No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it


That's what Goat Jesus wants you to think...but yet secretly wants you to know it's real too.
And This is a Harry Potter thing, right?  :hmmm:

No, Goat Jesus is equally scornful to non-Muggles and Muggles alike. 

1995hoo

Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Scott5114 on February 16, 2021, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 16, 2021, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on February 16, 2021, 06:07:43 PM
Now waiting for someone with extra free time to create a trilogy based around I-366 and its 85 mph speed limit  :popcorn:

I believe that was subsumed into the Alan-Mythos via some sort of a extra Caterpillar War with Ethanland. 

No, it's that the only legal way of entering Alanland is from I-366 at 85 mph.
and theres no such thing as i-366
mapmikey over at vahighways even 404s it

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hotdogPi

For years, Interstate 366 on Wikipedia redirected to Texas State Highway Spur 366 (which is actually a freeway, unlike "proposed" I-366), created by NE2. Unfortunately, in 2019, it was speedily deleted as "hoax", and since it was a speedy deletion, there wasn't even a discussion.
Clinched, plus MA 286

Traveled, plus several state routes

Lowest untraveled: 25 (updated from 14)

New clinches: MA 286
New traveled: MA 14, MA 123

vdeane

Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on February 16, 2021, 04:11:18 PM
Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 04:01:44 PM
My favorite comic strip is on Fandom, and they are very accurate.

Well yeah, not everything on Fandom is bad. Look at Wookieepedia and Memory Alpha for Star Wars and Star Trek, for example. They originated from when you had to apply for a wiki, though.
Memory Alpha might be even older.  I remember when that wiki had its own domain name!  Looks like it didn't join Fandom until 2005.
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wxfree

I've had the same idea, but I wanted to call it I-105.  This does the same thing to the Interstate system that US 101 does to that system.
I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex.  What is E?

snowc

Quote from: 1 on February 16, 2021, 08:28:50 PM
For years, Interstate 366 on Wikipedia redirected to Texas State Highway Spur 366 (which is actually a freeway, unlike "proposed" I-366), created by NE2. Unfortunately, in 2019, it was speedily deleted as "hoax", and since it was a speedy deletion, there wasn't even a discussion.
Now I see. So there will be a I-366 in the near future?  :hmmm:

kphoger

Quote from: kphoger on February 16, 2021, 07:21:18 PM
You've stumbled into a thread full of inside jokes from years ago on the forum.  Don't expect to understand this line of conversation without reading dozens of pages of now-locked threads.

Quote from: snowc on February 16, 2021, 07:46:12 PM
And This is a Harry Potter thing, right?

:pan:
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

Quote from: snowc on February 17, 2021, 09:51:00 AM
Quote from: 1 on February 16, 2021, 08:28:50 PM
For years, Interstate 366 on Wikipedia redirected to Texas State Highway Spur 366 (which is actually a freeway, unlike "proposed" I-366), created by NE2. Unfortunately, in 2019, it was speedily deleted as "hoax", and since it was a speedy deletion, there wasn't even a discussion.
Now I see. So there will be a I-366 in the near future?  :hmmm:

I-366 on this forum is what was described in reply #40, in Virginia, not in Texas. There are no official plans; however, current I-2 was proposed on this forum years before it became reality (by coincidence, not because engineers or politicians saw the plan here).

Alanland is this, which is completely unrelated to I-366.
Clinched, plus MA 286

Traveled, plus several state routes

Lowest untraveled: 25 (updated from 14)

New clinches: MA 286
New traveled: MA 14, MA 123

snowc

Quote from: 1 on February 17, 2021, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: snowc on February 17, 2021, 09:51:00 AM
Quote from: 1 on February 16, 2021, 08:28:50 PM
For years, Interstate 366 on Wikipedia redirected to Texas State Highway Spur 366 (which is actually a freeway, unlike "proposed" I-366), created by NE2. Unfortunately, in 2019, it was speedily deleted as "hoax", and since it was a speedy deletion, there wasn't even a discussion.
Now I see. So there will be a I-366 in the near future?  :hmmm:

I-366 on this forum is what was described in reply #40, in Virginia, not in Texas. There are no official plans; however, current I-2 was proposed on this forum years before it became reality (by coincidence, not because engineers or politicians saw the plan here).

Alanland is this, which is completely unrelated to I-366.
I see now. Thanks!  :-D

TravelingBethelite

Quote from: 1 on February 17, 2021, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: snowc on February 17, 2021, 09:51:00 AM
Quote from: 1 on February 16, 2021, 08:28:50 PM
For years, Interstate 366 on Wikipedia redirected to Texas State Highway Spur 366 (which is actually a freeway, unlike "proposed" I-366), created by NE2. Unfortunately, in 2019, it was speedily deleted as "hoax", and since it was a speedy deletion, there wasn't even a discussion.
Now I see. So there will be a I-366 in the near future?  :hmmm:

Alanland is this, which is completely unrelated to I-366.

Correction: it both is and is not that.
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kphoger

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on February 17, 2021, 10:03:16 AM

Quote from: 1 on February 17, 2021, 09:55:25 AM
Alanland is this, which is completely unrelated to I-366.

Correction: it both is and is not that.

Correction:  it both is and is not that but

Also, it is not that, except when prohibited.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.



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