Songs that remind you of the forum

[hbelkins]

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

If not, I would hope that becomes the case. Unless he pledges his firstborn (and the thought that he might reproduce is scary in its own right) that he will check his condescending attitude and his tendency to spam at the login screen.

[kphoger]

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

If not, I would hope that becomes the case. Unless he pledges his firstborn (and the thought that he might reproduce is scary in its own right) that he will check his condescending attitude and his tendency to spam at the login screen.

Who becomes guardian of his firstborn in the case of default?

[Roadgeekteen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNenadZFOoU

Greetings, fellow viatologists!

I REALLY hope that Carl Rogers comes to this forum just to see the ensuring shitshow.

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

Oh come on!

[roadman65]

I know when I hear a child sing Row Row Row Your Boat it will remind me of one thread here.

However Land of Confusion by Genesis should be one now as well as many of the users are so confused at times they just love to insult or be a critic at times over many misunderstandings or being influenced by their personal political practices. 

[kkt]

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

If not, I would hope that becomes the case. Unless he pledges his firstborn (and the thought that he might reproduce is scary in its own right) that he will check his condescending attitude and his tendency to spam at the login screen.

What would we do with his firstborn if we had him?

[cjk374]

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

If not, I would hope that becomes the case. Unless he pledges his firstborn (and the thought that he might reproduce is scary in its own right) that he will check his condescending attitude and his tendency to spam at the login screen.

What would we do with his firstborn if we had him?

We would hug him & squeeze him & love him & pet him & name him George.   

[Big John]

^^

[Roadgeekteen]

He is, to my knowledge, permanently blackballed from joining.

If not, I would hope that becomes the case. Unless he pledges his firstborn (and the thought that he might reproduce is scary in its own right) that he will check his condescending attitude and his tendency to spam at the login screen.

What would we do with his firstborn if we had him?

Send him to a place so we can get the trolling out of his genetics.

[epzik8]

Boston "Don't Look Back"

[hbelkins]

You may have to think about this one for a minute.

[TheHighwayMan3561]

Carl's site navigation sucks so much ass that whenever I wanted to revisit some of the damage I couldn't figure out how to get back to the best ones.

The NSFW video he and his partner made on CA 140 is an underrated cringeworthy "gem" of his.

I don't think I have seen that one. Anyone have a link?

I'd be curious also since I frequent 140. 

It's probably still on his site somewhere but a general summary is that Carl and his driving partner are on 140 in the national park, and Carl says "and you're saying "˜but Carl you can't have a state route in a national park...my official response to that is go fuck yourself!"  and then they proceed to let loose an avalanche of profanity and lewd comments on things they observe such as "this asshole going fucking slow"  in an RV and saying one of the rock formations looks like an erection.

There is no NSFW disclaimer or other satiric label. This was presented as a regular site video.

[TheHighwayMan3561]

All right, I found the CA 140 video and stole it to repost here.

NSFW.

[Max Rockatansky]

All right, I found the CA 140 video and stole it to repost here.

NSFW.

Seems about right for the typical trip with company on a busy day on the El Portal Road. 

[vdeane]

What a professional viatological analysis!</sarcasm>

[corco]

All right, I found the CA 140 video and stole it to repost here.

NSFW.

Is it wrong that I actually find this hilarious

[cl94]

All right, I found the CA 140 video and stole it to repost here.

NSFW.

Is it wrong that I actually find this hilarious

Nah. But it would be better if it was uncensored.

[hbelkins]

Actually, all the bleeps render it SFW.

[Scott5114]

I think my favorite one was when he accidentally videotaped a banana on his dashboard and then referred to it in the video description as a "high potassium snack" or something like that.

I have no doubt that Carl Rogers's incessant spamming was one of the things that killed MTR.

Edit: I couldn't resist the temptation to go back and look at his website. I forgot what a disaster it was. I've managed to get it to load four copies of itself inside itself somehow.

Edit 2: Oh good, I was able to track down the video description:

Come and see the video that was never to be, but due to circumstances and a camera-knob stuck between "camera" and "camcorder", treats us to foggy skies and the San Bernardino Mountains.
[...]
Want more trivia?  There's even a potassium-rich snack near the passenger's dashboard.  Think yellow!

Cheers,

Carl Rogers
"Adding human experience to highway enthusiasm"
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An integrated media arm in Turn-of-the-Century PC Development, International
Highway Research, and Interpersonal Psychology.  Has served your home
country and ninety-four of its worldwide neighbours since 2000, through
Internet downstream and published works.

Edit 3: And the replies:

That couldn't even have been worth your time to post.

Ahh, come on dude.  There's more than a hundred frames in that capture!
  That's right, a hundred; three-digits!

At least 50 of those frames are of a banana. Gotta stop having Magilla Gorilla shooting yr vids for you.

[cl94]

His website is absolute shit. Damn near impossible to find anything.

[jp the roadgeek]

[roadman65]

Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N Roses.

It is truly a jungle and sometimes it gets worse here every day especially when flame wars over petty stuff goes flying.

[US71]

[cl94]

Can we agree both versions are good and move on?

[US71]

Mama Mama we're all crazy now