New cities

[Roadgeekteen]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Canada has free healthcare and paid maternity leave. Of course it's Communist  .

[Poiponen13]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who's to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

[Roadgeekteen]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who’s to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

[Max Rockatansky]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who's to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

Yes, Souky is a "socialist utopia"  where people work for the good of everyone.

[Roadgeekteen]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who’s to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

Yes, Souky is a “socialist utopia” where people work for the good of everyone.

Except our glorious leader Comrade Poiponen. He and his buddies don't have to work, he has already led the glorious revolution against Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Bourgeoisie.

[Poiponen13]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who's to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

Yes, Souky is a "socialist utopia"  where people work for the good of everyone.

Except our glorious leader Comrade Poiponen. He and his buddies don't have to work, he has already led the glorious revolution against Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Bourgeoisie.

Souky would be normal Canadian city.

[Roadgeekteen]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who's to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

Yes, Souky is a "socialist utopia"  where people work for the good of everyone.

Except our glorious leader Comrade Poiponen. He and his buddies don't have to work, he has already led the glorious revolution against Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Bourgeoisie.

Souky would be normal Canadian city.

So communist right? Cuz Canada has socialized healthcare and more scary welfare programs than the glorious US of A.

[kalvado]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can certainly start the trend and drive into the ocean.

[Max Rockatansky]

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

In Soviet Canada, lanes hog you.

There is no "Soviet Canada".

Of course not, who's to say what lies beyond the Iron Curtain?

Can we have a law in this new city where asshole drivers who are hogging lanes, tailgating, and failing to keep right get scooped up by helicopters and dumped in the nearest body of water? I bet fear of this enforcement would also keep traffic levels down as well.

You can have all the secret police you want in Soviet Souky.

Souky is not "Soviet".

That's exactly what someone running a Soviet Dictatorship would say.

Yes, Souky is a "socialist utopia"  where people work for the good of everyone.

Except our glorious leader Comrade Poiponen. He and his buddies don't have to work, he has already led the glorious revolution against Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Bourgeoisie.

Souky would be normal Canadian city.

So communist right? Cuz Canada has socialized healthcare and more scary welfare programs than the glorious US of A.

I get the gist Poiponen is trying to walk his Uber Communist utopia back but I tend to feel we are too late in the game for that.  Souky might as well be the new age Magadan at this point.

[Roadgeekteen]

In fact this is a good way we can help Ukraine out, by building a trap Bridge. We make the bering straight bridge look like a normal American transportation project, even pretend to complete all the roads on the other side, and when the Bridge is filled to capacity with Russian tanks, the entire Bridge cab tilt sideways and slide them off into the Bering straight. Rinse and Repeat. Perfect defense strategy during uncertain times.

Dude Russia isn't falling for that. They might be dumb but not that dumb.

[Scott5114]

Would it be "Union of Soviet Souky Republics" or "Union of Souky Socialist Republics"?

[Max Rockatansky]

Would it be "Union of Soviet Souky Republics" or "Union of Souky Socialist Republics"?

Both sound kind of Souky regardless.  How about the Souky Democratic Republic (SDR)?

[kkt]

The Bering straight bridge can have a self destruct button if russian tanks are wandering 2 close to it. Or have it built like a drawbridge.

When the Channel Tunnel was first proposed in the 1800s, because of fears that it would be a French invasion route they proposed a self-destruct mechanism.

Switzerland I understand has prepared explosives in a lot of its tunnels and long-span bridges, to make it useless for anyone to invade it.

[Poiponen13]

There would be also a city called Mezencourt in Melville Island, in Nunavut.

[hotdogPi]

I'll create a city called Nazelrod in Oklahoma. Tornadoes are banned from the city by law.

[Max Rockatansky]

There would be also a city called Mezencourt in Melville Island, in Nunavut.

I was just pondering the other day when we resume the serious discussion on Arctic Island Gulags. 

[Scott5114]

I'll create a city called Nazelrod in Oklahoma. Tornadoes are banned from the city by law.

Who would be in charge of enforcing the law, and how would they do it? (I call not it, by the way; I'm not quite sure I'm capable of slapping some cuffs on a mesocyclone.)

[kalvado]

I'll create a city called Nazelrod in Oklahoma. Tornadoes are banned from the city by law.

Who would be in charge of enforcing the law, and how would they do it? (I call not it, by the way; I'm not quite sure I'm capable of slapping some cuffs on a mesocyclone.)

I though you are in marijuana industry? A bit more of your product, and you should feel much more confidence in such situation!

[Scott5114]

I'll create a city called Nazelrod in Oklahoma. Tornadoes are banned from the city by law.

Who would be in charge of enforcing the law, and how would they do it? (I call not it, by the way; I'm not quite sure I'm capable of slapping some cuffs on a mesocyclone.)

I though you are in marijuana industry? A bit more of your product, and you should feel much more confidence in such situation!

I got forced out of it a year or so ago by the Oklahoma Legislature putting a moratorium on OMMA issuing any new licenses for two years. I was hanging on pretty well running at a loss until then, but I definitely couldn't have held out for two more years. It also became pretty impossible to get any financing for the project at that point, as you might imagine, since "legally not allowed to do business for two years" isn't really something most people want to throw money at. It's probably just as well, though, since my business partners had a baby around the same time and were understandably more focused on that.

However, the Legislature passing that was basically the straw that broke the camel's back for me and finally led me to decide I wanted to move out of Oklahoma. My wife and I had a few discussions about where we might go, and decided that investigating Nevada would make the most sense. Now we've fallen in love with the place and are working in earnest to get things where they need to be financially to make a move possible. (You'll know when it finally happens, because my avatar will change.)

[Poiponen13]

I present you the climate of Souky. Both in Celsius and Fahrenheit.
In format Jan-Feb-Mar-Apr-May-Jun-Jul-Aug-Sep-Oct-Nov-Dec.
Celsius
Maximum temperature: -28,-26,-22,-18,-7,+2,+8,+5,-1,-9,-20,-27
Mean temperature: -31,-30,-29,-24,-10,+1,+6,+2,-3,-11,-23,-30
Minimum temperature: -35,-33,-31,-26,-12,-2,+3,+1,-5,-16,-26,-33

Fahrenheit

[hotdogPi]

Celsius
Maximum temperature: -28,-26,-22,-18,-7,+2,+8,+5,-1,-9,-20,-27

So who wants to live here?

Last February, the temperature here hit -8°F (-22°C), and not only was that a one-time occurrence, that was a low, not a high. You're suggesting people live in areas with highs lower than that.

[Poiponen13]

Celsius
Maximum temperature: -28,-26,-22,-18,-7,+2,+8,+5,-1,-9,-20,-27

So who wants to live here?

Last February, the temperature here hit -8°F (-22°C), and not only was that a one-time occurrence, that was a low, not a high. You're suggesting people live in areas with highs lower than that.

Yakutsk is such city. Averages are in -35 Celsius.

[kphoger]

I present you the climate of Souky. Both in Celsius and Fahrenheit.
In format Jan-Feb-Mar-Apr-May-Jun-Jul-Aug-Sep-Oct-Nov-Dec.
Celsius
Maximum temperature: -28,-26,-22,-18,-7,+2,+8,+5,-1,-9,-20,-27
Mean temperature: -31,-30,-29,-24,-10,+1,+6,+2,-3,-11,-23,-30
Minimum temperature: -35,-33,-31,-26,-12,-2,+3,+1,-5,-16,-26,-33

Fahrenheit

Some questions:

1.  What's up with your ridiculous and non-functioning [size] tags (I removed them from this quote)?

2.  Is Fahrenheit weather prohibited by law, or does it just not exist for some other reason?

3.  Are these maximums and minimums actually enforced, or are other temperatures permitted de facto?

[kphoger]

So who wants to live here?

Yakutsk is such city. Averages are in -35 Celsius.

So your counterargument was to highlight the coldest city in the world?

Question:  How many people would still be moving to Yakutsk, if you took away the diamond mines?

[Max Rockatansky]

Prisoners of the state don't need arguments for why they are relocated to wherever the labor is needed.