Day 1: Drove to Fargo from SW Chicago Suburbs. I-90 was riddled with construction, and, because of all the dimwitted Chicagoland people going to Wisconsin Dells, the road was also riddled with crashes. I counted five. FIVE WHOLE ACCIDENTS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ILLINOIS DIPSHITS anyways we took I-90 to Madison, then I-94 to Fargo, bypassing the Twin Cities on I-694 along the way.

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Day 2: Drove across North Dakota to the other side, in order to visit Theodore Roosevelt National Park. Stayed the night in Glendive, MT, where a huge lightning storm knocked the power out at about 11:30pm. Right when I wanted to go to sleep. Great.

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Day 3: Drove across most of Montana via Circle and Wolf Point, then US2 from Wolf Point all the way to Columbia Falls.

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Day 4-5: Glacier National Park
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Day 6: Went from Columbia Falls to I-90 at St. Regis, then west to US395 south to the Tri-Cities. Since the I-82 bridge was closed over the Columbia River, we took a detour east on US12 to US730 SW to I-82. Then I-84 west to the Hood River area in the Columbia River Gorge.

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Day 7: We reached the ocean! WA-14 (former US830) west to I-5 north to Longview, where we crossed the Columbia River back into Oregon to reach Astoria. We went to the beach at Astoria, then drove down to Seaside and US26 east to Portland.

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Day 8: We spent a day in Portland.

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Day 9: We checked out Panther Creek Falls near Carson, WA, then we went to Mount Hood.

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Day 10: I-84 east to I-86 east, ending in Pocatello.

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Day 11: I-15 north to US26 east to ID-31/WY-22, ending up in Jackson, WY for lunch. Then we saw some of Grand Teton National Park.

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Day 12: Staying in Cody, we saw some of the south half of Yellowstone. Yellowstone is a constant traffic jam that's impassable because of all the ignorant tourists that would rather drive into a ditch than take their eyes off a commonplace coyote. We saw about half of what we wanted to see.

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Day 13: Tired of the bullshit in the south half of Yellowstone, we took an alternate route to the north side of Yellowstone using WY-296, which is now my avatar since we clinched it. WY-296 is a very beautiful drive. We got held up by buffalo 4 different time going west into the park. We saw Mammoth Hot Springs, which was also exceedingly crowded. We went back to Cody having seen very little, once again.

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Day 14: We started the drive home. US16 east to I-90, ending in Mitchell, SD.

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Day 15: I-90 sucked in Wisconsin, so we took a route through Iowa back to the Joliet area. This was mainly I-35 south to IA-27 to I-80.

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