Hi people!

[roadgeek01]

Hello!  I am a human from the most desolate corner of the Northeast US hinterlands.  No one really knows what my name is, but address me by my username.   I am a very friendly and nice individual.  A friendly and nice individual who likes bagels. A lot.   

[froggie]

No one really knows what my name is, but address me by my username.

This is normally how it's done, anyway.

Good day from other parts of the Northeast U.S. hinterlands.  Not too many corners more desolate than where I'm at, so I'd have to throw my dart at either northern Maine or Coos County, NH.

[roadgeek01]

Hello!  Coos County?  Man I love that place.  It's fun to go to in the summer.  I got 2.25 lbs. candy in a bag at Chutters. Anyway, I live smack dab in Amish Country.  Farms as far as the eye can see, and the cow manure stinks.

[hotdogPi]

Welcome from Massachusetts!

[7/8]

Welcome from Kitchener, Ontario!

[Roadgeekteen]

Welcome!

[freebrickproductions]

Welcome from the Tennessee Valley!

[kphoger]

Your username should have been Bagels.

[roadgeek01]

Wait, is there any way to change the username? If there isn't, I'll be fine. 

[vdeane]

No one really knows what my name is

I know you mean on here, but this is what I'm envisioning (last panel):
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/29p54/

[7/8]

Just curious what kind of bagels you like. My family always buys from St-Viateur Bagel in Montreal. Our uncle used to bring tons of them in his car when he would drive to our place a few times a year, but now we just order them ourselves. We think they're better than anything you can find in Ontario.

I even talked to someone in my class who agrees that Montreal bagels are better, though his family orders from a different place there. He says St-Viateur and the place he orders from (I forgot the name) are both great.

[roadgeek01]

Just curious what kind of bagels you like. My family always buys from St-Viateur Bagel in Montreal. Our uncle used to bring tons of them in his car when he would drive to our place a few times a year, but now we just order them ourselves. We think they're better than anything you can find in Ontario.

I even talked to someone in my class who agrees that Montreal bagels are better, though his family orders from a different place there. He says St-Viateur and the place he orders from (I forgot the name) are both great.

I like plain bagels and cheese bagels.  I always toast them and put melted butter on them.

[7/8]

Just curious what kind of bagels you like. My family always buys from St-Viateur Bagel in Montreal. Our uncle used to bring tons of them in his car when he would drive to our place a few times a year, but now we just order them ourselves. We think they're better than anything you can find in Ontario.

I even talked to someone in my class who agrees that Montreal bagels are better, though his family orders from a different place there. He says St-Viateur and the place he orders from (I forgot the name) are both great.

I like plain bagels and cheese bagels.  I always toast them and put melted butter on them.

Personally I like peanut-butter on my bagels, but my older brother likes melted cheese and bacon on his

[US 41]

Wait, is there any way to change the username? If there isn't, I'll be fine.

If you PM a mod or admin they can change your username.

[paulthemapguy]

hahahaha you quoted Bill Watterson AND Robbie Rotten which I freaking love.  Glad you're here XD

[formulanone]

St-Viateur

I didn't know our hobby had a patron saint who makes doughy roundabouts.

[noelbotevera]

Welcome from the other middle of nowhere!