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Roadgeekteen

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 08, 2021, 05:17:39 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 08, 2021, 05:03:20 PM
FritzOwl gems

Quote from: nexus73 on May 06, 2016, 11:35:31 PM
Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on May 07, 2016, 08:46:02 AM
Man, I'm sure Kim Jong Un will submit to the iron will of Fritz Owl...  :rofl:

Quote from: JJBers on May 07, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
Yes, let's go ahead an build this
So Kim Jong Un II can invade us quicker

No Coat to Cost?
That too, I just was looking for other examples.
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Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5


Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 08, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 08, 2021, 05:17:39 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 08, 2021, 05:03:20 PM
FritzOwl gems

Quote from: nexus73 on May 06, 2016, 11:35:31 PM
Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on May 07, 2016, 08:46:02 AM
Man, I'm sure Kim Jong Un will submit to the iron will of Fritz Owl...  :rofl:

Quote from: JJBers on May 07, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
Yes, let's go ahead an build this
So Kim Jong Un II can invade us quicker

No Coat to Cost?
That too, I just was looking for other examples.

Total gross Vegan move. 

CNGL-Leudimin

Quote from: NE2 on May 09, 2012, 07:47:27 PM
[I-30] would follow US 67 to Sabula and US 52 to NC.

Now I cannot think of more.
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

Please note that I may mention "invalid" FM channels, i.e. ending in an even number or down to 87.5. These are valid in Europe.

kphoger

Man, if only Jake had been here for Cra_shIt's posts...

Quote from: agentsteel53 on May 03, 2013, 12:28:03 PM
if you honk at me, I will just flip you off and not alter my course otherwise.

honking is the equivalent of going up to someone's face and giving a Beavis and Butthead "uhhhh... durrrrr..."  it conveys no information, and simply identifies you as a douchebag.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: kphoger on July 09, 2021, 02:55:07 PM
Man, if only Jake had been here for Cra_shIt's posts...

Quote from: agentsteel53 on May 03, 2013, 12:28:03 PM
if you honk at me, I will just flip you off and not alter my course otherwise.

honking is the equivalent of going up to someone's face and giving a Beavis and Butthead "uhhhh... durrrrr..."  it conveys no information, and simply identifies you as a douchebag.

The man (Cra-shIt) seems to thrive on being a douche bag on the road and trying to justify it. 

Roadgeekteen

Jake is the guy that suggested that there should be a 100 mph freeway or something like that with no emergency vehicle access. Interesting dude, slightly insane.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 11, 2021, 09:05:12 PM
Jake is the guy that suggested that there should be a 100 mph freeway or something like that with no emergency vehicle access. Interesting dude, slightly insane.

Jake has said lots of memorable things over the years and continues to do so in most Facebook groups I see him in.

tolbs17

sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 11, 2021, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 11, 2021, 09:05:12 PM
Jake is the guy that suggested that there should be a 100 mph freeway or something like that with no emergency vehicle access. Interesting dude, slightly insane.

Jake has said lots of memorable things over the years and continues to do so in most Facebook groups I see him in.
He certainly is eccentric.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

US71

Quote from: tolbs17 on July 05, 2021, 10:39:48 PM
Quote from: ozarkman417 on July 05, 2021, 10:38:57 PM
QuoteI hope NCDOT doesn't have projects that would be delayed by having sex with snails.
From me! LMFAO  :rofl:

And I have a feeling this thread won't last very long...

7 days and counting
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

1995hoo

Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: 1995hoo on July 12, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
Oh boy I remember that... the I-87 thread lol! What happened to Beltway?
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

hbelkins

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on July 12, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
Oh boy I remember that... the I-87 thread lol! What happened to Beltway?

He got tired of the heavy-handed moderation (which, he felt, came in part because of his political beliefs) and decided it wasn't worth his time to post here anymore.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

Flint1979

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 11, 2021, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 11, 2021, 09:05:12 PM
Jake is the guy that suggested that there should be a 100 mph freeway or something like that with no emergency vehicle access. Interesting dude, slightly insane.

Jake has said lots of memorable things over the years and continues to do so in most Facebook groups I see him in.
I'm sure happy no one from here see's me on Facebook or maybe they do idk.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: hbelkins on July 12, 2021, 11:34:09 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on July 12, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
Oh boy I remember that... the I-87 thread lol! What happened to Beltway?

He got tired of the heavy-handed moderation (which, he felt, came in part because of his political beliefs) and decided it wasn't worth his time to post here anymore.
Is he on Facebook?
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

Brandon

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 01:06:17 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on July 12, 2021, 11:34:09 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on July 12, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
Oh boy I remember that... the I-87 thread lol! What happened to Beltway?

He got tired of the heavy-handed moderation (which, he felt, came in part because of his political beliefs) and decided it wasn't worth his time to post here anymore.
Is he on Facebook?

Yes.
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: Brandon on July 12, 2021, 02:09:20 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 01:06:17 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on July 12, 2021, 11:34:09 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on July 12, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: tolbs17 on July 11, 2021, 09:21:14 PM
sprjus4 and Beltway's posts in the Virginia and the I-81 threads.

:rofl:
Oh boy I remember that... the I-87 thread lol! What happened to Beltway?

He got tired of the heavy-handed moderation (which, he felt, came in part because of his political beliefs) and decided it wasn't worth his time to post here anymore.
Is he on Facebook?

Yes.
Not surprised. Facebook seems to have what he wants.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

tolbs17


kphoger

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: kphoger on July 14, 2021, 01:32:45 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 12, 2021, 09:24:05 PM
Roads are numbered for the motoring public, not anal roadgeeks.
HAHA thanks lol. I thought it sounded good.
God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

thspfc

#45
Kernals12:
Quote
Lots of people say they like cold winters. But if we analyze things closely we see that the consensus among humans is that cold is bad, and even among plants and animals there is that same consensus.

When we ignore someone, we are "giving them the cold shoulder"
When two countries have poor relations, we describe those relations as "frosty"
When we say someone has a "cold personality" or is "cold hearted", we don't mean it positively
House Stark urged vigilance among its members by saying "Winter is coming"

This is not a coincidence, people have shown a clear preference for warm weather in surveys and in their migration patterns.

And plants and animals agree. In winter, not summer, trees shed their leaves and animals hibernate or migrate south. The Amazon Rainforest is teeming with biodiversity while Siberia is a barren wasteland.

KingAngeloTheGreat:
QuoteI-19
I-19 in Arizona should be replaced as a State Route, and I-19 should be rebuilt as a trans-american highway, going from Ocean City to Portland
Details
I-19 will start on it's eastern terminus in US-50, right before the Drawbridge, moving into southern Delaware, and merging with US-50 and US-301 until Annapolis where it will go northwest into Harrisburg, continuing to Erie to then go along to Columbus, then towards Indiana and Illinois, and would stay west for it's route, ending at the ocean in Portland.
I-22
I-22 should be expanded east to Jacksonville, and northwest to The Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting the south to Canada.
I-71
I-71 should go south west to get to Corpus Christi, merging with I-64 to then end at the ocean and become a road.
I-73
I-73 should be recreated from I-95 in New York, to the Canadian Border in Montana, passing through Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago, Minneapolis, then northwest to the Canadian border.
I-76
I-76 shold absorb NJ-42 to Atlantic City and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest.
I-78
I-78 should be expanded to Pittsburgh, then south to the Gulf of Mexico in Mississippi
I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami.
"ending at the ocean in Portland" - Portland is not on the ocean

"to the Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting south to Canada" - Canada is north of Minnesota

"merging with I-64 to end at the ocean and then become a road" - so many questions with this one. It wasn't a road before? How will it continue as a road if it's ending at the ocean?

"and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest" - no idea what is happening here

SkyPesos

Quote from: thspfc on July 14, 2021, 02:32:55 PM
KingAngeloTheGreat:
QuoteI-19
I-19 in Arizona should be replaced as a State Route, and I-19 should be rebuilt as a trans-american highway, going from Ocean City to Portland
Details
I-19 will start on it's eastern terminus in US-50, right before the Drawbridge, moving into southern Delaware, and merging with US-50 and US-301 until Annapolis where it will go northwest into Harrisburg, continuing to Erie to then go along to Columbus, then towards Indiana and Illinois, and would stay west for it's route, ending at the ocean in Portland.
I-22
I-22 should be expanded east to Jacksonville, and northwest to The Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting the south to Canada.
I-71
I-71 should go south west to get to Corpus Christi, merging with I-64 to then end at the ocean and become a road.
I-73
I-73 should be recreated from I-95 in New York, to the Canadian Border in Montana, passing through Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago, Minneapolis, then northwest to the Canadian border.
I-76
I-76 shold absorb NJ-42 to Atlantic City and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest.
I-78
I-78 should be expanded to Pittsburgh, then south to the Gulf of Mexico in Mississippi
I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami.
"ending at the ocean in Portland" - Portland is not on the ocean

"to the Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting south to Canada" - Canada is north of Minnesota

"merging with I-64 to end at the ocean and then become a road" - so many questions with this one. It wasn't a road before? How will it continue as a road if it's ending at the ocean?

"and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest" - no idea what is happening here

"I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami" - Miami is southwest of I-79's southern terminus
Angelo71 is umm... interesting. In one of his plans, he had like 50 interstates in Virginia, including every 7x number, and also calls Pittsburgh "gross".

vdeane

Quote from: thspfc on July 14, 2021, 02:32:55 PM
Kernals12:
Quote
Lots of people say they like cold winters. But if we analyze things closely we see that the consensus among humans is that cold is bad, and even among plants and animals there is that same consensus.

When we ignore someone, we are "giving them the cold shoulder"
When two countries have poor relations, we describe those relations as "frosty"
When we say someone has a "cold personality" or is "cold hearted", we don't mean it positively
House Stark urged vigilance among its members by saying "Winter is coming"

This is not a coincidence, people have shown a clear preference for warm weather in surveys and in their migration patterns.

And plants and animals agree. In winter, not summer, trees shed their leaves and animals hibernate or migrate south. The Amazon Rainforest is teeming with biodiversity while Siberia is a barren wasteland.
I couldn't help but think of that quote given how the heat wave is affecting trees and other plants.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: SkyPesos on July 14, 2021, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: thspfc on July 14, 2021, 02:32:55 PM
KingAngeloTheGreat:
QuoteI-19
I-19 in Arizona should be replaced as a State Route, and I-19 should be rebuilt as a trans-american highway, going from Ocean City to Portland
Details
I-19 will start on it's eastern terminus in US-50, right before the Drawbridge, moving into southern Delaware, and merging with US-50 and US-301 until Annapolis where it will go northwest into Harrisburg, continuing to Erie to then go along to Columbus, then towards Indiana and Illinois, and would stay west for it's route, ending at the ocean in Portland.
I-22
I-22 should be expanded east to Jacksonville, and northwest to The Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting the south to Canada.
I-71
I-71 should go south west to get to Corpus Christi, merging with I-64 to then end at the ocean and become a road.
I-73
I-73 should be recreated from I-95 in New York, to the Canadian Border in Montana, passing through Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago, Minneapolis, then northwest to the Canadian border.
I-76
I-76 shold absorb NJ-42 to Atlantic City and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest.
I-78
I-78 should be expanded to Pittsburgh, then south to the Gulf of Mexico in Mississippi
I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami.
"ending at the ocean in Portland" - Portland is not on the ocean

"to the Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting south to Canada" - Canada is north of Minnesota

"merging with I-64 to end at the ocean and then become a road" - so many questions with this one. It wasn't a road before? How will it continue as a road if it's ending at the ocean?

"and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest" - no idea what is happening here

"I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami" - Miami is southwest of I-79's southern terminus
Angelo71 is umm... interesting. In one of his plans, he had like 50 interstates in Virginia, including every 7x number, and also calls Pittsburgh "gross".

Virginia is now an Oblast of Alanland thanks to him.

vdeane

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 14, 2021, 09:37:24 PM
Quote from: SkyPesos on July 14, 2021, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: thspfc on July 14, 2021, 02:32:55 PM
KingAngeloTheGreat:
QuoteI-19
I-19 in Arizona should be replaced as a State Route, and I-19 should be rebuilt as a trans-american highway, going from Ocean City to Portland
Details
I-19 will start on it's eastern terminus in US-50, right before the Drawbridge, moving into southern Delaware, and merging with US-50 and US-301 until Annapolis where it will go northwest into Harrisburg, continuing to Erie to then go along to Columbus, then towards Indiana and Illinois, and would stay west for it's route, ending at the ocean in Portland.
I-22
I-22 should be expanded east to Jacksonville, and northwest to The Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting the south to Canada.
I-71
I-71 should go south west to get to Corpus Christi, merging with I-64 to then end at the ocean and become a road.
I-73
I-73 should be recreated from I-95 in New York, to the Canadian Border in Montana, passing through Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago, Minneapolis, then northwest to the Canadian border.
I-76
I-76 shold absorb NJ-42 to Atlantic City and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest.
I-78
I-78 should be expanded to Pittsburgh, then south to the Gulf of Mexico in Mississippi
I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami.
"ending at the ocean in Portland" - Portland is not on the ocean

"to the Canadian Border in Minnesota, connecting south to Canada" - Canada is north of Minnesota

"merging with I-64 to end at the ocean and then become a road" - so many questions with this one. It wasn't a road before? How will it continue as a road if it's ending at the ocean?

"and should go west to Sacramento, going southwest" - no idea what is happening here

"I-79 should be continued southeast to Miami" - Miami is southwest of I-79's southern terminus
Angelo71 is umm... interesting. In one of his plans, he had like 50 interstates in Virginia, including every 7x number, and also calls Pittsburgh "gross".

Virginia is now an Oblast of Alanland thanks to him.
Pittsburgh too.  But they're only official for city planning and zoning purposes, as well as for determining acceptable sandwich toppings. They are not official for maps, government usage, census data collection, or pirate-hat subsidies.
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