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Started by CoreySamson, July 05, 2021, 09:01:40 PM

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CoreySamson

Here are some of my favorites:

Quote from: froggie on November 28, 2018, 10:19:32 PM
^ By your logic, 80 "doesn't exist" between Bovina and Clinton..

picks up mic and throws it back at you
Quote from: kphoger on April 14, 2021, 11:15:36 AM
That's not what I was getting at.

Newborn wombats are weird-looking too, but they don't belong in this thread either.


Quote from: kphoger
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Quote from: agentsteel53
penalty for a third offense is also death.  for the fourth: you must wear a silly little hat for a week.
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn.

My Route Log
My Clinches

Now on mobrule and Travel Mapping!


Max Rockatansky

Angelo71:

"I don't understand why people won't take me seriously.  Enlighten me."

hotdogPi

Quote from: vdeaneI don't like fracking (well, unless you mean the BSG version of the term ;) ).

Quote from: NE2 on February 15, 2015, 04:22:53 PM
Quote from: Roadmaestro95 on February 15, 2015, 03:37:07 PM
Well getting the hoard of bulldozers would be needed, wouldn't it?
Who's been hoarding bulldozers?

(regarding New England routes 10 and 12, which still exist as state routes and cross in Keene, NH)
Quote from: agentsteel53 on February 14, 2014, 03:05:05 PM
Quote from: 1 on February 14, 2014, 02:37:27 PM
Quote from: agentsteel53 on February 14, 2014, 09:24:55 AM

and unless one is very visually keen

Was that pun intended?

ha.  I wish it were.  didn't even think about exactly where 10 and 12 cross.

Quote from: Scott5114 on February 21, 2018, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: traffic light guy on February 21, 2018, 03:00:17 PM
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on February 21, 2018, 12:44:50 PM
So, are we suggesting the forum host user photos?

Yes, since they're requested, and It's gonna be eons before I get a chance to be in Lower Merion again, by the time that time rolls around, all the goodies will be replaced by McCains

I hate it when that happens.

Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

1995hoo

From this post by ethanman62187:

"Wow, nice knowing of things about those things."
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

LilianaUwU

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post my favorite. Just a hint: I'm both allowed and forbidden to post it.
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

74/171FAN

Quote from: 1995hoo on July 05, 2021, 09:13:20 PM
From this post by ethanman62187:

"Wow, nice knowing of things about those things."

Well, he can allow us to go 65 on fictional I-366.    :-D
I am now a PennDOT employee.  My opinions/views do not necessarily reflect the opinions/views of PennDOT.

Max Rockatansky

A reading the Book of Alan:

"How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan"

jmacswimmer

"Now, what if da Bearss were to enter the Indianapolis 5-hunnert?"
"How would they compete?"
"Let's say they rode together in a big buss."
"Is Ditka driving?"
"Of course!"
"Then I like da Bear buss."
"DA BEARSSS BUSSSS"

SkyPesos

#8
Quote from: ethanman62187 on October 28, 2011, 03:05:49 PM
For the freeway section of route 28, I can let you drive 65.

Quote from: agentsteel53 on July 12, 2011, 01:11:24 AM
in fact, it would make the most sense if your freeway were one or more of the following: 1) untenable, 2) unbuildable, 3) underwater

Unable to quote this one with user and link to thread because it's locked, but I think you all know where it's from :D
QuoteNE2 STFU and go to school you dumazz, get out of my site.

Edit: One from the owl:
Quote from: FritzOwl on May 08, 2017, 10:19:26 PM
It is primarily the narrow mountainous two-lane roads that need to be upgraded. On some windy roads, I have nearly been whacked by people in the other direction rounding a curve. Those are the two-lane roads that are the most dangerous and need replacing.

ozarkman417

QuoteI hope NCDOT doesn't have projects that would be delayed by having sex with snails.

tolbs17

Quote from: ozarkman417 on July 05, 2021, 10:38:57 PM
QuoteI hope NCDOT doesn't have projects that would be delayed by having sex with snails.
From me! LMFAO  :rofl:

And I have a feeling this thread won't last very long...

tolbs17

From Marf

QuoteIf you cannot be serious then GTFO.

kenarmy

I swear i'm not crazy.. i had a dream about creating this thread last night *sigh*.

Quote from: NE2 on October 08, 2014, 01:32:51 PM
http://geonames.usgs.gov/apex/f?p=gnispq:3:::NO::P3_FID:1543852
what the fuckaduck

This is in the op, but i mentioned in another thread that this was one of my favorites.
Quote from: froggie on November 28, 2018, 10:19:32 PM
^ By your logic, 80 "doesn't exist" between Bovina and Clinton..
picks up mic and throws it back at you

Quote from: Brian556 on March 29, 2019, 01:53:02 AM
Its not uncommon to find traffic control dumbassery in small towns and cities, but this one takes the cake
Bolivar St at Austin St. Marshall, TX
https://www.google.com/maps/@32.545704,-94.3663136,3a,47.3y,359.27h,80.03t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-nZcktmrc2BtsDgg1A6ZAA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Also, why did they steal their barricades from Europe?

Quote from: KG909 on October 13, 2015, 07:34:32 PM
***** what fucking shit you smoking? I want some
Just a reminder that US 6, 49, 50, and 98 are superior to your fave routes :)


EXTEND 206 SO IT CAN MEET ITS PARENT.

LilianaUwU

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 05, 2021, 09:45:00 PM
A reading the Book of Alan:

"How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan"

That's what I was referring to earlier.
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 05, 2021, 11:35:37 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 05, 2021, 09:45:00 PM
A reading the Book of Alan:

"How About having the North American Interstate Highway System, in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the interstate highway system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this interstates can also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan"

That's what I was referring to earlier.

Lest we forget this:

" I Just saw that Alanland topic once again in this website, and that was offensive, insulting, and inappropriate, i might report this to EPD, and to your local police departments, and EPD is the police department for The City of Eureka, watch out and be careful, because you will be arrested, this is against the law, be careful, and don't say anything, go mess around another person's topic, or go mess around some other website."

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: ACSCmapcollector on November 04, 2016, 06:29:19 PM
Quote from: rickmastfan67 on November 04, 2016, 12:08:14 AM


I am using honesty and truth to the person I became, with my behaviour when handling netiquitte on the Internet, and showing respect to others and myself.  When I say "borders", it means I really have to protect myself in a Godly way. I appreciate your advice, but now for me for the best thing is to use myself in the right way.

Scott5114

This series of posts, which was funny enough I saved a screenshot of it back when it happened.

uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Duke87

This was good enough that it was in someone's sig for a while:
Quote from: agentsteel53 on January 20, 2009, 03:25:55 PM
I'm sure posting goat porn would not go over well either; but if I'm drunk, I may try it!
If you always take the same road, you will never see anything new.

WillWeaverRVA

My favorite quote is the one that's been in my signature for years.
Will Weaver
WillWeaverRVA Photography | Twitter

"But how will the oxen know where to drown if we renumber the Oregon Trail?" - NE2

Henry

This one about the Hypotenuse in Chicago always got a laugh out of me:

Quote from: dzlsabeHeres what we have today.....

       https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8337329,-87.7319639,11z

The only proposed and not built in this general corridor Im aware of is the "Crosstown I-494" that went from the Kennedy/Edens junction on the north, paralleling Cicero Av (IL-50) down to Midway airport, then going east along RR ROW along 75th IIRC to the Ryan (I-94) and the Skyway (I-90). Hypotenuse incorporates the south part of that idea, from Cicero Av and I-55 to the Skyway and Ryan, but on a more direct route.
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Henry on July 08, 2021, 11:06:25 AM
This one about the Hypotenuse in Chicago always got a laugh out of me:

Quote from: dzlsabeHeres what we have today.....

       https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8337329,-87.7319639,11z

The only proposed and not built in this general corridor Im aware of is the "Crosstown I-494" that went from the Kennedy/Edens junction on the north, paralleling Cicero Av (IL-50) down to Midway airport, then going east along RR ROW along 75th IIRC to the Ryan (I-94) and the Skyway (I-90). Hypotenuse incorporates the south part of that idea, from Cicero Av and I-55 to the Skyway and Ryan, but on a more direct route.

The best quote now from dz since he yanked his Hypotenuse Manifesto off his site:

http://dzlsabe.com/aboutus.html

kphoger

Quote from: SkyPesos on July 05, 2021, 09:59:50 PM
Unable to quote this one with user and link to thread because it's locked, but I think you all know where it's from :D

QuoteNE2 STFU and go to school you dumazz, get out of my site.


You just have to know the trick.   ;-)

Quote from: TheAlan360 on November 21, 2012, 04:42:16 PM
NE2 STFU and go to school you dumazz, get out of my site.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

Anyone else notice how many real gems Jake Bear had on here?
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Roadgeekteen

FritzOwl gems

Quote from: nexus73 on May 06, 2016, 11:35:31 PM
Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on May 07, 2016, 08:46:02 AM
Man, I'm sure Kim Jong Un will submit to the iron will of Fritz Owl...  :rofl:

Quote from: JJBers on May 07, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
Yes, let's go ahead an build this
So Kim Jong Un II can invade us quicker

God-emperor of Alanland, king of all the goats and goat-like creatures

Current Interstate map I am making:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?hl=en&mid=1PEDVyNb1skhnkPkgXi8JMaaudM2zI-Y&ll=29.05778059819179%2C-82.48856825&z=5

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 08, 2021, 05:03:20 PM
FritzOwl gems

Quote from: nexus73 on May 06, 2016, 11:35:31 PM
Heck, if we let the Chinese build enough islands, we'll be able to drive the entire Pacific Ocean...LOL!

Rick

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on May 07, 2016, 08:46:02 AM
Man, I'm sure Kim Jong Un will submit to the iron will of Fritz Owl...  :rofl:

Quote from: JJBers on May 07, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
Yes, let's go ahead an build this
So Kim Jong Un II can invade us quicker

No Coat to Cost?



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