Out of context forum quotes turned pick up lines

[Max Rockatansky]

What quotes from this forum out of context would make for good pick up lines? 

Example:

"Well, at least for me because I have strong feelings when looking at somebody's eyes."

[snowc]

What quotes from this forum out of context would make for good pick up lines? 

Example:

"Well, at least for me because I have strong feelings when looking at somebody's eyes."

Tully's, where the tv's drown you out. 

[Scott5114]

Our eyes met from across the bar. He smiled. I smiled back. He sat his drink down on the bar and got to his feet and crossed the room with a quick, confident stride, giving me insight into what sort of man he really was: he was a man that knew what he wanted.

As he arrived at my table, I gave him another smile, tucking my hair behind my ear. His piercing blue eyes looked into mine, a confident grin playing across his lips. "Tully's, where the TVs drown you out," he said alluringly.

[GaryV]

"I'm a fucking moron" - yeah, that one should work well.   

[JoePCool14]

"What color and your eyes and which eye color do you prefer?"

[tolbs17]

"What color and your eyes and which eye color do you prefer?"

Maybe I should take out "eye". and just say "which color do you prefer?"

[bandit957]

"Pooing is cool."

[tolbs17]

"Pooing is cool."

Yes as mentioned in the "Let's play hangman!" thread. It was derailed.

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=27675.100

[Scott5114]

Pooing has been cool since long before you showed up. Some may say it's been cool for the last 48 years.

[formulanone]

Interstate concurrencies or bumping into an ex?

I am not fighting this, lol.  I am just saying it feels cheap....  Like your crush was way out of your league and didn't go to the dance with you, so you went to the dance with her ugly friend.  Then you both rode in the same car to the dance, so you still went to the dance with your crush right?

[SectorZ]

"I think this is needed"

[jmacswimmer]

"Yes because they think it's fancy looking."

[dlsterner]

"Do you enjoy the smell of gasoline?"

[tchafe1978]

Hey baby, what's your sign? Do you like interstates, or are US routes more your style?

[zachary_amaryllis]

"Pooing is cool."

i've used that one, actually. works better than you think.

[Max Rockatansky]

"teachers have to communicate with just movements with their body parts."

"It's not my opinion, I'm riding off of what Teddy Roosevelt said."