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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #900 on: February 27, 2019, 02:34:06 PM »

Aaaaaand this thread is well on its way to being locked again.

It probably never had a chance.
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« Reply #901 on: February 27, 2019, 04:41:44 PM »

I will say that bandit957 has made it nigh impossible to think of a topic too outlandish to be started on here.

Of course, one can always come with something like...
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

... which is borderline between what is legal and what is not. Note that I don't tolerate child rape (and really, any kind of rape).

I don't know if bandit957 creates on topic threads, so I throw the following:
Somerset Freeway to be built after all, I-95 set to be realigned
AARoads topics in 2019
froggie's US highway plan approved by AASHTO (IDK if I posted this before)
[Insert state here] objects to new US highways assigned to it (as a follow up to the previous one)
Maybe AARoads topics in 2019 will be posted in 2119 if the forum is still around.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #902 on: February 27, 2019, 06:06:30 PM »

I see that the "Leud" in Leudimin means something else...

Other dumb topics:

Join the Catholic church today!
Best fart you've ever had (wouldn't shock me if this exists)
What is your favorite sex position?
1-2-3 (insert mathematical scheme here) road sign challenge
Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #903 on: February 27, 2019, 06:48:30 PM »

Why automatic transmissions are superior
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #904 on: February 27, 2019, 07:05:15 PM »

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf attends rally, forgets that there is a full moon that day
Beltway vs. sprjus4 debates in one thread
Who here has clinched every state route in the US?
2024 solar eclipse postponed to early 2025
Reckless driving against Michigan license plates now legal in Ohio
Snap election called to replace Trump
Road meet – Point Nemo
I'm creating a thread just so it can be thread #25000
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #905 on: February 27, 2019, 07:12:10 PM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #906 on: February 27, 2019, 08:13:00 PM »

I see that the "Leud" in Leudimin means something else...

Other dumb topics:

Join the Catholic church today!
Best fart you've ever had (wouldn't shock me if this exists)
What is your favorite sex position?
1-2-3 (insert mathematical scheme here) road sign challenge
Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected
The 1-2-3 has had multiple threads.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #907 on: February 27, 2019, 08:14:22 PM »

Of course, one can always come with something like...
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

... which is borderline between what is legal and what is not. Note that I don't tolerate child rape (and really, any kind of rape).

Why the hell do you bring this up so often?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #908 on: February 27, 2019, 09:53:16 PM »

Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #909 on: February 27, 2019, 09:53:40 PM »

The answer is:



Depends ;)

The correct response:  What do senior citizens taste like to cannibals?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #910 on: February 27, 2019, 10:25:59 PM »

Road trip from Detroit to Pittsburgh; transporting drugs, need best way to travel undetected

Ha. Maybe not in this forum, but I could see that in other forums!

I don't know if it's still true, but in the past the NJ Turnpike has a such a high drug transportation issue that State Troopers only worked on the Turnpike if they specifically applied for it. They never simply assigned anyone to work the turnpike.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #911 on: February 27, 2019, 10:32:12 PM »

Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #912 on: February 28, 2019, 12:02:20 AM »

Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.

Have we had a "which body part would you amputate" thread yet?  We had the blindness vs deafness thread awhile back.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #913 on: February 28, 2019, 04:03:40 AM »

In honor of Rare Disease Day, I bring back the one just over the very controversial proposal:
Rarest disease you've ever encountered (I'd put the bar very high!)

The "I'd set the bar very high!" part is very true, as I once befriended a little boy with a disease of which "less than hundred cases have been reported in medical literature worldwide" (Wikipedia dixit).

Now back on topic:
US 41 sections concurrent with an Interstate to be redesignated I-41
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #914 on: February 28, 2019, 08:02:24 AM »

Why automatic transmissions are superior
I can think of a few members who might post that, based on the manual vs. automatic thread discussion.

Or for amputees.

Have we had a "which body part would you amputate" thread yet?  We had the blindness vs deafness thread awhile back.
We had a single thread that asked "which body part would you amputate?" AND "would you rather be blind or deaf?"
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« Reply #915 on: February 28, 2019, 08:03:32 AM »

Join the Catholic church today!
Discussion of religion is expressly forbidden by the forum rules (not merely "frowned upon" like discussion of politics, but forbidden).
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« Reply #916 on: February 28, 2019, 08:25:13 AM »

....
Beltway vs. sprjus4 debates in one thread
....

This sounds like a great idea.
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« Reply #917 on: February 28, 2019, 08:54:09 AM »

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #918 on: February 28, 2019, 09:14:35 AM »

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:
Huh. What do you mean by taste?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #919 on: February 28, 2019, 09:40:41 AM »

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:
Huh. What do you mean by taste?

It's an old D&D joke
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #920 on: February 28, 2019, 10:07:14 AM »

Who’s had sex and who hasn’t? (or really any thread about sex)
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« Reply #921 on: February 28, 2019, 10:08:57 AM »

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?  :hmmm: :hmmm:

Proper bathing habits are always welcome.
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« Reply #922 on: February 28, 2019, 10:09:47 AM »

Who’s had sex and who hasn’t? (or really any thread about sex)
Favorite Eeveelution
Craft beer reviews by SP Cook
How sexual is not talking about sex?
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« Reply #923 on: February 28, 2019, 10:37:33 AM »

Oh boy  :popcorn:
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #924 on: February 28, 2019, 01:38:02 PM »

Roman Numeral Exit Re-numbering Strategy to Begin in MMXXII

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