__________ is/are overrated.

[Big John]

Celebrities

I don't understand why so many people are star-struck.

[Scott5114]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

[Rothman]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

[Scott5114]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

[Rothman]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Um...they aren't like that.  See the dentist.

[jeffandnicole]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Maybe try a different Arby's.

[Scott5114]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Um...they aren't like that.  See the dentist.

My dentist recommends I don't eat at Arby's.

Not because of anything to do with my teeth, but because it's Arby's.

[Rothman]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Um...they aren't like that.  See the dentist.

My dentist recommends I don't eat at Arby's.

Not because of anything to do with my teeth, but because it's Arby's.

Your teeth need some serious help.

[Scott5114]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Um...they aren't like that.  See the dentist.

My dentist recommends I don't eat at Arby's.

Not because of anything to do with my teeth, but because it's Arby's.

Your teeth need some serious help.

What if my dentist gets pregnant, though? I mean, that'd be sort of unexpected since he's a 50-year-old man, so it would be more likely that he's hiding Cinnabons under his work shirt, but...

[Rothman]

the increased surface area of a curly fry means that they get fried into hard, inedible rocks far more frequently than standard fries.

Yes, and those crunchy ones down at the bottom are the BEST!  YummmmmmmMMY!

Generally speaking, I don't care for any food that makes my teeth hurt.

Curly fries hurt your teeth?  You should see a dentist.

They do when Arby's fries them so long they form a substance you could armor a tank with.

Um...they aren't like that.  See the dentist.

My dentist recommends I don't eat at Arby's.

Not because of anything to do with my teeth, but because it's Arby's.

Your teeth need some serious help.

What if my dentist gets pregnant, though? I mean, that'd be sort of unexpected since he's a 50-year-old man, so it's more likely that he's hiding Cinnabons under his work shirt, but...

Well-played.

[XamotCGC]

Hardee's/Carl Jr's has a pretty good curly fries.

[english si]

Regarding Kim Kardashian, I never understood why so many dudes a decade ago were into her.

"She may go on quests with dwarves and have a wizard friend named Gandalf, but she is not a hobbit!" - A gay fish

Photoshop.

(Of course if she actually did go on quests and was pals with Gandalf, a lot of men would find that attractive even if she though she's short, squat and not a great beauty. Even if she had hairy feet like a hobbit has! She wouldn't need to publish loads of touched up photos of her dressed and posed seductively/stripperly if she was interesting like that).

[formulanone]

"Memory foam" for insole shoe padding. Feels good but it just seems to wear out twice as quick, and there's no good replacement insert...except for a new pair of shoes.

[webny99]

I've never found curly fries to be hard as a rock. If anything, sometimes they're more soft and boingy, especially the tightly-wound ones (OK, that just sounds bad...  )

[abefroman329]

The Grateful Dead.

Where do you hide something from a Deadhead?

Under a bar of soap.

What's orange and yellow and looks good on Deadheads?

Fire.

[kphoger]

Aaron Rodgers. IMO, the more deserving person who should have won the NFL MVP in 2021 is Cooper Kupp of the Rams.

MVP stands for "Most Valuable Player" . Who is more valuable to their team?

The Kardashian's

Amusing take.

[Rothman]

Wegmans

[webny99]

Wegmans

This isn't the "properly rated" thread. 

[Takumi]

Wegmans

This isn't the "properly rated" thread. 

He knows. And I agree with him.

[XamotCGC]

Turning right on red.

[Rothman]

Turning right on red.

Pffffffffffffffffffft.

[Max Rockatansky]

Turning right on red.

One of those things you don't miss until you don't have it internationally. 

[bm7]

The Bahamas. I've never been there, but I'm not sure why someone would choose to vacation there over other Caribbean islands that aren't flatter than Illinois, like the Virgin Islands or Puerto Rico.

[Max Rockatansky]

The Bahamas. I've never been there, but I'm not sure why someone would choose to vacation there over other Caribbean islands that aren't flatter than Illinois, like the Virgin Islands or Puerto Rico.

The Florida Keys had that same flat issue.  The idea I got from living there was that you were supposed to either boat or relax in air conditioning.

[Scott5114]

The Bahamas. I've never been there, but I'm not sure why someone would choose to vacation there over other Caribbean islands that aren't flatter than Illinois, like the Virgin Islands or Puerto Rico.

I imagine most of the reason someone would go stay on an island is because it's in the ocean, the surface of which is usually flat.