Choose the punchline, before reading the [dirty] joke

[kurumi]

A hippie boards a bus in a small town. The only other passenger is a nun, who he thinks is cute. He tries to flirt with her, but she's having none of it, and gets off the bus.

The bus driver says, "It looks like you're trying to hook up with that nun."

"Yeah," says the hippie. "But how?"

"Well, I happen to know that every night at 11 pm, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you disguise yourself as God, you'll probably get her to do anything you want."

This is of course a stupid idea, but the hippie says, "Great idea!" He buys a God costume, goes to the graveyard, and waits.

At 11 pm sharp, the nun arrives. In full habit, and a veil. When she starts to pray, "God" steps out from behind a headstone.

"It's me, God! And your heavenly reward is sex with me, God!"

The nun looks stunned, and is silent for a while. Then she says, "But I need to keep myself chaste. So... can we do it in the back?"

Right on, "God" thinks. He lifts her habit and gets to work. When they're done, she turns to gaze upon the countenance of her Lord.

"Guess what", God says, and lifts his mask. "I'm the hippie!"

The nun steps back, lifts her veil, and says, "Well, I'm _____________."


The original punch line is #1. But the others can turn it surreal, or ironic, or into an anti-joke. How did you do?

[Takumi]

https://youtu.be/MCC2fnyxv-U

[Roadgeekteen]

So the nun is the bus driver?

[wxfree]

As soon as I saw "the bus driver," I knew it was the correct answer.

[kphoger]

1.  Where can one purchase a God costume that isn't (a) Zeus or (b) Jesus?

2.  What town is large enough to have bus routes but small enough to have only one graveyard?



Anyway...

The nun steps back, lifts her veil, and says, "Well, I'm a werewolf."

[kurumi]

1.  Where can one purchase a God costume that isn't (a) Zeus or (b) Jesus?

Taobao. Just be aware that American size "medium" over there is size "monstrously huge XXXXXXL"

2.  What town is large enough to have bus routes but small enough to have only one graveyard?

Easterbrook, Iowa is one example. It's kind of a hippie oasis with mass transit and whatnot. People live healthy lives and tend to not die.

[kphoger]

Easterbrook, Iowa

I can find no reference to the existence of such a town.

[webny99]

Easterbrook, Iowa

I can find no reference to the existence of such a town.

Mass transit in rural Iowa? People living forever? There were a few red flags in that statement.

[SSOWorld]

No, no, no, no. I kill the bus driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLhid0qbMs

[STLmapboy]

The nun steps back, lifts her veil, and says, "Well, I'm the same nun."

Guess I got anti-joke then.