Well, I drove it.
Thoughts:
1. It was tighter than a Mormon’s britches. This wouldn’t be a problem if other drivers practiced some common sense, but it seems a lot of folks leave common sense behind when they travel to Maui.
1b. What’s common sense?
- Driving with your window rolled down
- Honking at blind corners
- Looking ahead on the road and stopping at the nearest pullout if there’s a car approaching
- Knowing the width of your rental car and getting it as far off the road as possible
- Not doing the drive in a *car*. This road is definitely for trucks. I saw a guy taking a Camaro on it and was really, really sad for him.
2. Functionally, it wasn’t terrifying. The cliffside portions were crazy, and, yeah, could easily cause a problem if you’re on a one-lane road, along the ocean, and people aren’t behaving nicely. Thankfully I didn’t run into that.
2b. It was a slog though. Because it was narrow, because of the constantly watching for other drivers and thinking ahead, because of the rough asphalt (the gravel wasn’t bad) it was just … work. And to be honest, the Road to Hana is also work, it’s just work on better asphalt.
3. But holy crap it was gorgeous. To go so abruptly from the jungle of Kipahulu to the desert of the Leeward side was incredible. I am glad the road is not in perfect shape so as to keep it from being a drier version of HI 360.
So, for future travelers reading this thread, first, thanks for searching before posting. Second, you probably won’t trash your rental car doing this. Third, use common sense and assume others won’t.