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Started by algorerhythms, September 13, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

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Bryant5493

#25
September 23, 2009, 03:21:45 PM  
^^ You're dam right they were/are. :-D


Be well,

Bryant
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Alps

#26
September 23, 2009, 07:15:53 PM  
Dam it, there's no reason to lock this thread.  It will die out when it's dam good and ready.

Bryant5493

#27
September 23, 2009, 07:26:32 PM  
^^ Dam straight.


Be well,

Bryant
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algorerhythms

#28
September 23, 2009, 07:43:33 PM  
I hadn't expected this dam thread to make it to two dam pages, but there it is.

signalman

#29
September 23, 2009, 08:10:48 PM  
I'll be damed.

yanksfan6129

#30
September 23, 2009, 10:27:57 PM  
Please don't shut down the dam thread!!!!

SSOWorld

#31
September 23, 2009, 10:39:24 PM  
Don't worry nobody's doing a dam thing with it. :sombrero:



and I mean NOBODY! :eyebrow:
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

mightyace

#32
September 23, 2009, 10:42:22 PM  
From the famous Abbott and Costello routine, "Who's on First"

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I don't give a dam!

Well, he's our shortstop!  :sombrero: :-D :) :biggrin:
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I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

DanTheMan414

#33
September 23, 2009, 10:53:42 PM  
Oconomowoc on, then...  :sombrero:

Scott5114

#34
September 24, 2009, 02:20:58 AM  
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

mightyace

#35
September 25, 2009, 04:48:20 PM  
Here's a few I came up with while driving home last night.

#1
Engineer 1: You built that dam without any bends?

Engineer 2: Dam straight!

#2
Q. Where do engineers go to learn about building dams?

A. Dam U.

#3
Q. What do you call elected officials who attend the groundbreaking or dedication ceremonies for a dam?

A. Dam politicians.

#4
Q. Who do NIMBYs hire to keep a dam from being built?

A. Dam lawyers.

#5
Q. What do you call a country that specializes in building dams?

A. A dam nation.

#6
Q. What do you call how old a dam is?

A. Dam age.

to be continued...  :rofl:
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I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

SSOWorld

#36
September 25, 2009, 05:00:40 PM  
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

"Dam!"
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

DanTheMan414

#37
September 25, 2009, 06:43:56 PM   Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 06:58:00 PM by DanTheMan414
Let me try that again...

Waukesha on, then. :sombrero:

SSOWorld

#38
September 26, 2009, 12:36:40 AM  
Quote from: DanTheMan414 on September 25, 2009, 06:43:56 PM
Let me try that again...

Waukesha on, then. :sombrero:
FAIL :-D
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

Ian

#39
September 26, 2009, 11:26:28 PM  
dam I forgot what I was gonna say.
UMaine graduate, former PennDOT employee, new SoCal resident.
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yanksfan6129

#40
September 27, 2009, 12:02:50 AM  
This thread is beginning to get dam boring.

DanTheMan414

#41
October 03, 2009, 03:12:23 AM  
Water you thinking? :sombrero:

Scott5114

#42
October 03, 2009, 11:00:11 AM  
Quote from: DanTheMan414 on October 03, 2009, 03:12:23 AM
Water you thinking? :sombrero:

Since you brought up Waukesha, it sounds like you're considering Lokken it :P
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

DanTheMan414

#43
October 03, 2009, 11:58:18 AM  
Yeah, I guess this thread might be all wet. :P

yanksfan6129

#44
October 03, 2009, 10:13:43 PM  
Stop straying from dam jokes. This is the dam thread, not the "Lokken it" thread. Dam that conversation.

myosh_tino

#45
October 03, 2009, 10:48:16 PM  
Quote from: yanksfan6129 on October 03, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Stop straying from dam jokes. This is the dam thread, not the "Lokken it" thread. Dam that conversation.
Careful, that might earn you a "Dam you" from dam DanTheMan414.  :nod:

There, that should get us back on the dam subject.
Quote from: golden eagle
If I owned a dam and decided to donate it to charity, would I be giving a dam? I'm sure that might be a first because no one really gives a dam.

yanksfan6129

#46
October 03, 2009, 11:00:32 PM  
 :ded:

mightyace

#47
October 04, 2009, 07:08:23 PM  
Quote from: DanTheMan404 on October 03, 2009, 10:55:55 PM
Great Scott!  It's all water under the bridge, Scott...this thread, that is.  :sombrero:

But, over the dam!!  :sombrero:
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I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

BigMattFromTexas

#48
October 04, 2009, 07:33:37 PM  
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
"Dam"
What did the wall say?
"Dumb-bass"
:-D

DanTheMan414

#49
October 04, 2009, 07:42:07 PM  
Ah, the MightyJoker and Silly Matt...  :rolleyes:
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