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Title: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: OCGuy81 on April 02, 2021, 01:29:42 PM
What's a perfect burger to you?

Mine:

Cheese (Pepperjack)
Bacon
Pickles
Mustard
Jalapenos
Grilled onions
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: JayhawkCO on April 02, 2021, 01:34:43 PM
Darn near anything except ketchup. 

Chris
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: bing101 on April 02, 2021, 02:01:10 PM
Quote from: OCGuy81 on April 02, 2021, 01:29:42 PM
What's a perfect burger to you?

Mine:

Cheese (Pepperjack)
Bacon
Pickles
Mustard
Jalapenos
Grilled onions

Same here
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:06:41 PM
This is something that varies by mood.  What I put on a burger one day isn't the same thing I put on it two months later.  But...

1.  Cheese.  No point in having a burger without it.
2.  Mayo and/or mustard.
3.  Leaf lettuce, for some crunch.
4.  Tomato, for some juiciness.
5.  Onion.  Raw, grilled, or both.

If you want to make me extra happy, put a fried egg on top.

If you want to make me super-duper happy, put a slice of ham on it too.

Pickle slices are fine, but I don't really care one way or the other.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: NWI_Irish96 on April 02, 2021, 02:11:36 PM
Cheese and bacon, nothing else.

I'm very much not a condiments/toppings person. Don't dip my fries in anything. Prefer my sandwiches to have only bread, meat and cheese
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: jeffandnicole on April 02, 2021, 02:13:06 PM
Not inclusive...

Condiments: Either/or spicy mustard, mayo, thousand island & blue cheese dressing.

Toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Grilled Onions, avocado, coleslaw

Cheeses: American, Cheddar, Blue Cheese...well, almost anything, and lots of it, but swiss.

Bacon on a burger doesn't do anything for me (sorry not sorry, you can't ban me from these forums without a fair trial).

Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:13:46 PM
I have learned that you can't put too many slippery toppings on your burger, or it won't stay together.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:15:02 PM
Anyone else do this?  You're at a birthday party or a company grill-out, and you get to choose a hot dog or a hamburger.  So you take both, cut the hot dog lengthwise, and put it on your burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Big John on April 02, 2021, 02:42:38 PM
Quote from: cabiness42 on April 02, 2021, 02:11:36 PM
Cheese and bacon, nothing else.

I'm very much not a condiments/toppings person. Don't dip my fries in anything. Prefer my sandwiches to have only bread, meat and cheese
same here.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: jmacswimmer on April 02, 2021, 02:44:07 PM
-Cheese (typically colby jack, cheddar, or american, but really anything)
-Lettuce
-Tomato
-Ketchup AND mayo
-Bacon, but only occasionally when I'm feeling it
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: TheHighwayMan3561 on April 02, 2021, 02:45:30 PM
Depends on the quality of the burger. If it's high quality mom and pop restaurant/made in my kitchen, just meat and American cheese. If it's McDonald's, I'm usually adding extra onions if not extra ketchup too.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: JayhawkCO on April 02, 2021, 02:49:25 PM
Life is too short for American "cheese".

Chris
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Big John on April 02, 2021, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: jayhawkco on April 02, 2021, 02:49:25 PM
Life is too short for American "cheese".

Chris
I prefer cheddar.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: JayhawkCO on April 02, 2021, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 02, 2021, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: jayhawkco on April 02, 2021, 02:49:25 PM
Life is too short for American "cheese".

Chris
I prefer cheddar.

I prefer any cheese with flavor that's actually natural cheese.  If it's 51% cheese, apparently it can be called cheese. 

Chris
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan394 on April 02, 2021, 02:45:30 PM
American cheese

contradiction in terms
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: zachary_amaryllis on April 02, 2021, 03:20:47 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:15:02 PM
Anyone else do this?  You're at a birthday party or a company grill-out, and you get to choose a hot dog or a hamburger.  So you take both, cut the hot dog lengthwise, and put it on your burger.

i don't feel like so much of a fatty anymore.

there's a place near here that will, as the story goes, make you a stuffed cheeseburger, with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.

i mean.... right?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: index on April 02, 2021, 03:21:56 PM
An entire onion slice is the only way to enjoy onions on a burger, change my mind. Cooked, grilled, caramelized, raw, what have you. There's hardly a way to screw onions up. Romaine lettuce (iceberg lettuce is an abomination and should be avoided at all costs), avocado, whole grain mustard, very thinly sliced tomatoes. Cheese and bacon sometimes, depends on my mood. Also a generous amount of chipotle mayonnaise with a hint of lime on the buns. Dill pickles, but thinly, smoothly sliced only. No thick or crinkle cut pickles.

Somebody else mentioned fries. The best way to enjoy them are seasoned ones that are seasoned and cooked well enough they don't need any condiments. Probably a hot take but IMO, if you need sauces with your fries (unless they're being specifically made to go with a condiment), you have bad fries. Just like how if you need steak sauce with your steak, you probably have a bad steak.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 03:29:30 PM
Quote from: index on April 02, 2021, 03:21:56 PM
(iceberg lettuce is an abomination and should be avoided at all costs)

Iceberg lettuce adds good crunch to a salad when mixed with more delicate greens.  But, on a burger, those more delicate greens give enough crunch.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Rothman on April 02, 2021, 03:43:17 PM
Cheese, lettuce, onions, mushrooms, mustard, ketchup, mayo.

I do not like tomatoes.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2021, 03:43:17 PM
I do not like tomatoes.

I'm not crazy about tomatoes by themselves, but I think they add needed moisture to a hamburger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 02, 2021, 03:49:15 PM
Pretty much almost everything I've ever seen offered at burger restaurants.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: wanderer2575 on April 02, 2021, 03:54:02 PM
Standard for me is lettuce, tomato, pickles, a little onion (raw or grilled).  I don't like any condiments put on the burger for me because it's always applied too heavilly, but sometimes I'll dab on a drop of ketchup before each bite.

Extras if they're available and I'm in the mood:  sautéed mushrooms, bacon, jalapeños.  Mayo is not allowed in the vicinity.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: JayhawkCO on April 02, 2021, 03:57:08 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 02, 2021, 03:43:17 PM
I do not like tomatoes.

I'm not crazy about tomatoes by themselves, but I think they add needed moisture to a hamburger.

I don't love raw tomatoes either.  I'm not so picky that I take them off of a burger, but I wouldn't put them on myself.  Condiments provide said moisture (or not overcooking the heck out of the burger) for me.

Chris
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2021, 04:02:24 PM
Cheese, lettuce, ketchup, mustard, relish, sometimes onion and tomato but not always.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Scott5114 on April 02, 2021, 04:14:39 PM
I have two cheeseburger builds (can't have a burger without cheese) that I will switch between depending on my mood. One is just ketchup and mustard. The other is ketchup, mayo, and lettuce. Lettuce and mayo don't mix with mustard, in my opinion, since they're both somewhat sweet and they don't go with the spice of mustard.

I like pickles on burgers, but most places put way too many pickles on their burgers, to the point that they're overlapping, which means it's hard to actually get an entire pickle in one bite, or to cleanly bite through the pickle, meaning it gets pulled out of the burger and hangs out of your mouth awkwardly. I'd like no more than two or three pickle slices on a burger, but that's awkward to communicate to most burger places, so I will sometimes just go without.

I also like onions on burgers, but most burger places, again, put way too much onion on, to the point that you can taste nothing but onion. (The meat should be the star of the show on a good burger, don't overpower it with the toppings!) Basically the only time I allow onion is at McDonalds (since they don't do this) or if I am making the burger myself and thus can control the amount of onion I put on the burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: CoreySamson on April 02, 2021, 04:25:40 PM
My ideal would have these toppings.

- Lettuce (plenty)
- Cheese
- Onions (preferably fried)
- Pickles
- Ketchup
- Mayo
- BBQ Sauce (if no ketchup or mayo)
- Jalapeños (if I'm in the mood for them)

I do not like tomatoes or bacon on a burger; tomatoes because their flavor overpowers the rest of the burger, and bacon because you can hardly taste it on one.

But what I truly despise on a burger is mustard, especially a lot of mustard. Blech.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: index on April 02, 2021, 03:21:56 PM
An entire onion slice is the only way to enjoy onions on a burger, change my mind. Cooked, grilled, caramelized, raw, what have you. There's hardly a way to screw onions up.

Quote from: Scott5114 on April 02, 2021, 04:14:39 PM
most burger places, again, put way too much onion on, to the point that you can taste nothing but onion.

:fight:
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 02, 2021, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: index on April 02, 2021, 03:21:56 PM
An entire onion slice is the only way to enjoy onions on a burger, change my mind. Cooked, grilled, caramelized, raw, what have you. There's hardly a way to screw onions up.

Quote from: Scott5114 on April 02, 2021, 04:14:39 PM
most burger places, again, put way too much onion on, to the point that you can taste nothing but onion.

:fight:
News flash people have different opinions.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kkt on April 02, 2021, 04:38:50 PM
cheese, gruyere is fantastic but cheddar will do.  If all you've got is American ersatz cheese, leave it off.
lettuce
tomato if it's ripe and in season, otherwise don't bother
pickles
onion
bacon, if I feel like disregarding dr.'s advice
olives, sometimes
ketchup
sometimes mayo
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: interstatefan990 on April 02, 2021, 04:47:24 PM
My ideal burger:

Medium-rare beef patty, grilled onions, bacon (occasionally), lettuce, tomato, lots of ketchup, a dash or two of BBQ sauce, and a sprinkle of salt.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: 1995hoo on April 02, 2021, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: cabiness42 on April 02, 2021, 02:11:36 PM
Cheese and bacon, nothing else.

I'm very much not a condiments/toppings person. Don't dip my fries in anything. Prefer my sandwiches to have only bread, meat and cheese

I generally agree with this, and I vote for Gouda for the cheese. I do season the burger meat before grilling, though. Also, depending on the sandwich I might want mustard if I'm having corned beef or pastrami. To be clear, I do not use mustard on a burger.

If I'm at Five Guys, however, I will ask for grilled onions and mushrooms on my burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: OCGuy81 on April 02, 2021, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:06:41 PM
This is something that varies by mood.  What I put on a burger one day isn't the same thing I put on it two months later.  But...

1.  Cheese.  No point in having a burger without it.
2.  Mayo and/or mustard.
3.  Leaf lettuce, for some crunch.
4.  Tomato, for some juiciness.
5.  Onion.  Raw, grilled, or both.

If you want to make me extra happy, put a fried egg on top.

If you want to make me super-duper happy, put a slice of ham on it too.

Pickle slices are fine, but I don't really care one way or the other.

I've never had a fried egg on a burger. I imagine it's messy but incredibly delicious.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Rothman on April 02, 2021, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: OCGuy81 on April 02, 2021, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 02:06:41 PM
This is something that varies by mood.  What I put on a burger one day isn't the same thing I put on it two months later.  But...

1.  Cheese.  No point in having a burger without it.
2.  Mayo and/or mustard.
3.  Leaf lettuce, for some crunch.
4.  Tomato, for some juiciness.
5.  Onion.  Raw, grilled, or both.

If you want to make me extra happy, put a fried egg on top.

If you want to make me super-duper happy, put a slice of ham on it too.

Pickle slices are fine, but I don't really care one way or the other.

I've never had a fried egg on a burger. I imagine it's messy but incredibly delicious.
It is yummy.  I like them on burgers.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: formulanone on April 02, 2021, 05:27:00 PM
Depends on my mood...sometimes I'll load it up with a onions, tomato, pickles, and maybe lettuce; sometimes only a slice of cheese.

I don't need the bacon, but sometimes I want it. Not a huge fan of hatch peppers or jalapenos on my burger, but it's okay if it doesn't overpower everything else.

BBQ Sauce > Mustard > Pepper Jelly > Ketchup >>> Mayo
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 02, 2021, 05:44:35 PM
Quote from: kkt on April 02, 2021, 04:38:50 PM
olives, sometimes

Never even heard of doing that.  Now I'm intrigued...
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on April 02, 2021, 07:31:46 PM
Same as with pizza and tacos, pretty much anything. I'm not a mustard fan, although honey mustard > regular mustard.
I like hot sauce on burgers, which is probably my oddest standard burger topping.

I've never heard of olives on a burger, either.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: texaskdog on April 02, 2021, 07:32:59 PM
Ketchup, Famous Dave's pickles, mayo, cheese.
Definitely no onion, mustard, bacon, or jalapenos.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on April 02, 2021, 07:34:29 PM
Quote from: texaskdog on April 02, 2021, 07:32:59 PM
Definitely no onion, mustard, bacon, or jalapenos.

Bacon is a very strange fit for that list. The other three are pretty standard "dislikes".
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Ned Weasel on April 02, 2021, 09:40:15 PM
First, make it a turkey burger because I don't eat red meat.  Black bean burgers are also good.  As for what to put on it: cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, and ketchup or barbecue sauce.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on April 02, 2021, 09:56:07 PM
Bacon and cheese. Sometimes lettuce, but not often.

Definitely salt, lots of salt.

As far as condiments go, mustard alone, ketchup and mustard, BBQ sauce, or A1 steak sauce.

Definitely out: tomato, pickles, mayonnaise (mayo is the devil's semen), and sliced onion. I can handle small quantities of diced onions (like on a McDonald's regular cheeseburger) or sauteed onions (White Castle) but not in large amounts, because I'm allergic (they give me a headache) and they cause gastrointestinal distress.

Sheetz has a burger with mozzarella sticks and marinara sauce. I'd eat that, but never get it because I'm usually getting the food to go and eating while I'm driving. I generally get burgers without liquid toppings when I'm driving because I don't want to make a mess and drip mustard or sauce all over myself.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: cwf1701 on April 02, 2021, 10:11:05 PM
Cheese, Pickles, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Zeffy on April 03, 2021, 09:47:00 AM
Cheese and ketchup. Yes, that's all I like on my burgers. I am one of the pickiest eaters on the planet.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: index on April 03, 2021, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: 1995hoo on April 02, 2021, 04:50:30 PM
Quote from: cabiness42 on April 02, 2021, 02:11:36 PM
Cheese and bacon, nothing else.

I'm very much not a condiments/toppings person. Don't dip my fries in anything. Prefer my sandwiches to have only bread, meat and cheese

I generally agree with this, and I vote for Gouda for the cheese. I do season the burger meat before grilling, though. Also, depending on the sandwich I might want mustard if I'm having corned beef or pastrami. To be clear, I do not use mustard on a burger.

If I'm at Five Guys, however, I will ask for grilled onions and mushrooms on my burger.
Grilled onions or caramelized, and mushrooms, is a pretty safe combo. If I do that I like to spice it up by melting a little blue cheese. Apparently you shouldn't melt blue cheese, according to cheese snobs, but who's gonna stop me? The blue cheese police? The thin blue cheese line? The boys making the blue? The moldy cheese fuzz?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on April 03, 2021, 09:35:13 PM
I've seen various references here, and over the years in other places, to American cheese not really being cheese. Why isn't it? And I'm not talking about "pasteurized cheese food product," as some items are labeled. I'm taking about American cheese.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on April 03, 2021, 09:41:48 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on April 03, 2021, 09:35:13 PM
I've seen various references here, and over the years in other places, to American cheese not really being cheese. Why isn't it? And I'm not talking about  as some items are labeled. I'm taking about American cheese.

Probably because American cheese usually refers to "pasteurized cheese food product".  If you mean cheese made in America, well, that would be called whatever type of cheese it is (cheddar, gouda, etc.) regardless of whether it's made here or elsewhere.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
It may vary a little to shake things up, but normally:

Cheese (Swiss or Provolone preferred, Cheddar is OK), bacon, mushrooms, grilled onions, mayonnaise.  Cheese is to be melted, not just placed on top.  BBQ sauce (but not ketchup) may be subbed for the mayo to shake things up.

Patty itself: Beef (NO veggie burgers), medium rare.

Outside of the aforementioned mushrooms and onions, no veggies.  It's a burger, not a damn salad.

(Speaking of salads, Unpopular Opinion:  Salad is not food.  Salad is what food eats.)

The burger served at the Fuddrucker's restaurant chain is very close to my ideal burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Ned Weasel on April 04, 2021, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: hbelkins on April 03, 2021, 09:35:13 PM
I've seen various references here, and over the years in other places, to American cheese not really being cheese. Why isn't it? And I'm not talking about "pasteurized cheese food product," as some items are labeled. I'm taking about American cheese.

I guess it depends on how technical one wants to get, and where one wants to draw the line?  I don't really care, personally, and I'll gladly eat American cheese on a sandwich, burger, or even in a quick burrito that I make for myself because I'm a lazy and terrible cook.  The one downside, though, is American cheese sometimes has gluten in it, so anyone with Celiac or gluten sensitivity/intolerance would probably want to avoid it.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: NWI_Irish96 on April 04, 2021, 10:52:28 AM
Quote from: hbelkins on April 03, 2021, 09:35:13 PM
I've seen various references here, and over the years in other places, to American cheese not really being cheese. Why isn't it? And I'm not talking about "pasteurized cheese food product," as some items are labeled. I'm taking about American cheese.

Two reasons. One is that most processed faux cheese products are colored and flavored like American cheese. Secondly, because American cheese is relatively bland.

I don't mind it on a burger if cheddar isn't available, but I'd never want to eat cubes of it by itself like on those European style meat and cheese plates.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: jmacswimmer on April 04, 2021, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
The burger served at the Fuddrucker's restaurant chain is very close to my ideal burger.

The other great thing about Fuddrucker's (IMHO) is how they do toppings:

Typically the burger comes out with the top bun on the side, and only things such as cheese, bacon, or a fried egg already on.  For all other toppings & condiments, you walk up to their toppings bar and can put on whatever toppings (and more importantly, in your preferred amount for each) that you desire.

Sadly, Fuddrucker's locations seem to be dropping left & right. The last 2 in MD that I'd been to (Silver Spring & Parole) are gone, and another one just off I-95 exit 4 in DE also seems to have bit the dust.  I think the closest one to anywhere in MD is somewhere in PA now :no:

EDITED TO ADD:  The 2 closest to DC/Baltimore appear to be Ashburn VA & York PA, but none left in MD & DE as I suspected.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: jmacswimmer on April 04, 2021, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
The burger served at the Fuddrucker's restaurant chain is very close to my ideal burger.

The other great thing about Fuddrucker's (IMHO) is how they do toppings:

Typically the burger comes out with the top bun on the side, and only things such as cheese, bacon, or a fried egg already on.  For all other toppings & condiments, you walk up to their toppings bar and can put on whatever toppings (and more importantly, in your preferred amount for each) that you desire.

Sadly, Fuddrucker's locations seem to be dropping left & right. The last 2 in MD that I'd been to (Silver Spring & Parole) are gone, and another one just off I-95 exit 4 in DE also seems to have bit the dust.  I think the closest one to anywhere in MD is somewhere in PA now :no:

EDITED TO ADD:  The 2 closest to DC/Baltimore appear to be Ashburn VA & York PA, but none left in MD & DE as I suspected.

Fellow Maryland resident here :)

Yes, unfortunately the Fuddrucker's around here seem to be going by the wayside.  There were ones in both Columbia and Annapolis which have closed.  Many years ago there was one at Harborplace.  I have been to the York PA location and know of the Ashland VA location.

There are also "nearby" ones in Chambersburg PA and Lancaster PA which I've been to.  A footnote - I was at the Chambersburg one last summer.  Because of COVID, they temporarily shut down the toppings bar, but would gladly get you what you wanted at the counter.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kernals12 on April 04, 2021, 10:49:12 PM
Cheese and Ketchup. In fact, when I become dictator, I shall decree that will be the default cheeseburger, and if you want lettuce, tomato, or onions, you'll have to specifically ask for it.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: TravelingBethelite on April 04, 2021, 11:48:45 PM
Lettuce, tomato, basically any cheese besides "American" (what's called American is a disgrace to America IMO) - though Gouda or Swiss are my favorites for burgers, caramelized onions, and steak or a less sweet BBQ sauce, with a touch of ketchup. Medium-rare beef patty, though I do enjoy a buffalo burger once in a while. The best burger I ever had actually had a buffalo patty, come to think of it.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: 1995hoo on April 05, 2021, 07:45:56 AM
Similarly, Roy Rogers has long had the "Fixin's Bar," but during the pandemic that hasn't been available and instead they offer you a small cup containing some condiments like lettuce, tomato, etc. I don't use that stuff on a burger and so decline the cup, but I think I'd decline it anyway because the times I've seen what in the cup I thought the lettuce, in particular, looked rather wilted and not too good.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: WillWeaverRVA on April 05, 2021, 08:58:28 AM
Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: jmacswimmer on April 04, 2021, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
The burger served at the Fuddrucker's restaurant chain is very close to my ideal burger.

The other great thing about Fuddrucker's (IMHO) is how they do toppings:

Typically the burger comes out with the top bun on the side, and only things such as cheese, bacon, or a fried egg already on.  For all other toppings & condiments, you walk up to their toppings bar and can put on whatever toppings (and more importantly, in your preferred amount for each) that you desire.

Sadly, Fuddrucker's locations seem to be dropping left & right. The last 2 in MD that I'd been to (Silver Spring & Parole) are gone, and another one just off I-95 exit 4 in DE also seems to have bit the dust.  I think the closest one to anywhere in MD is somewhere in PA now :no:

EDITED TO ADD:  The 2 closest to DC/Baltimore appear to be Ashburn VA & York PA, but none left in MD & DE as I suspected.

Fellow Maryland resident here :)

Yes, unfortunately the Fuddrucker's around here seem to be going by the wayside.  There were ones in both Columbia and Annapolis which have closed.  Many years ago there was one at Harborplace.  I have been to the York PA location and know of the Ashland VA location.

There are also "nearby" ones in Chambersburg PA and Lancaster PA which I've been to.  A footnote - I was at the Chambersburg one last summer.  Because of COVID, they temporarily shut down the toppings bar, but would gladly get you what you wanted at the counter.

Fuddruckers used to be my go-to burger place. I have celiac disease now, but before that whole thing started they probably had the best toasted burger bun. They also had this really good pico de gallo-style salsa that might be the strangest thing I've ever put on a burger, but it was so good.

Glory Days Grill (a regional sports bar chain) also has some really good burgers. Their bacon cheddar burger is basically my ideal burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 06, 2021, 02:01:43 PM
Quote from: texaskdog on April 02, 2021, 07:32:59 PM
Definitely no onion, mustard, bacon, or jalapenos.

All those things together sound like a pretty awesome burger, in my opinion!

Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
Outside of the aforementioned mushrooms and onions, no veggies.  It's a burger, not a damn salad.

So no tomatoes or onion on your taco, hot dog, or burrito either?
And only bacon on your BLT?

Quote from: TravelingBethelite on April 04, 2021, 11:48:45 PM
The best burger I ever had actually had a buffalo patty, come to think of it.

They're tasty, but they're really easy to dry out due to bison's low fat content.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on April 06, 2021, 09:15:33 PM
I will eat both mustard and ketchup on a burger, but only mustard (no ketchup) on a hot dog. I also will eat a burger with mustard only, but not ketchup only.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: US71 on April 06, 2021, 09:23:01 PM
It varies: sometimes I like ketchup and grilled onion, sometimes I like bacon and bbq sauce.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: dlsterner on April 06, 2021, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 06, 2021, 02:01:43 PM
Quote from: dlsterner on April 04, 2021, 12:02:27 AM
Outside of the aforementioned mushrooms and onions, no veggies.  It's a burger, not a damn salad.

So no tomatoes or onion on your taco, hot dog, or burrito either?
And only bacon on your BLT?


A tomato slice on a burger is OK.  I will use the loophole that a tomato is technically a fruit.   :poke:  And I did allow onions along with mushrooms in my previous quote.

I am not a fan of lettuce.  On the rare instances where I will patronize a salad bar, I will typically get baby spinach for my greens.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 07, 2021, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: hbelkins on April 06, 2021, 09:15:33 PM
I will eat both mustard and ketchup on a burger, but only mustard (no ketchup) on a hot dog. I also will eat a burger with mustard only, but not ketchup only.

I must say, you've got to be one of the pickiest eaters over the age of twenty...

(not just related to this one post)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on April 07, 2021, 01:34:59 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 07, 2021, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: hbelkins on April 06, 2021, 09:15:33 PM
I will eat both mustard and ketchup on a burger, but only mustard (no ketchup) on a hot dog. I also will eat a burger with mustard only, but not ketchup only.

I must say, you've got to be one of the pickiest eaters over the age of twenty...

(not just related to this one post)
[/quote

You should meet my wife!

And I know at least one other forum participant who is pickier than I am. He may or may not reveal himself here; if I took that liberty he and I might duke it out.  :-D :-D
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: D-Dey65 on April 08, 2021, 10:13:11 AM
In exact orderl

Ketchup.
Cheese.
Mayonnaise.

Occasionally, I'll have bacon, but it must be crispy, and always on top of the cheese.

I also like Mayochup (mix of ketchup and mayonnaise), but even though I prefer it between the burger and cheese, I'm okay with it on top of the cheese.


Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Rothman on April 08, 2021, 11:28:33 PM
Aren't mayochup and fry sauce one in the same?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 09, 2021, 12:02:45 PM
Quote from: Rothman on April 08, 2021, 11:28:33 PM
Aren't mayochup and fry sauce one in the same?

Depends.  Some places also add pickle brine and some spices.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Dirt Roads on April 09, 2021, 12:19:21 PM
Nobody's mentioned Carolina style yet?  Chili, slaw, mustard and onions.  Same thing goes on a hot dog.  You've already heard me tell this story, but it bears repeating:  I step up to Missy's Grill in Efland, North Carolina for the very first time.  A lady in front of me orders a "burger with everything".  The attendant asks "Are you sure?"  When she gets her order, something didn't seem right and she opens the bun in front of me, exclaims "I can't eat this!" and leaves without asking for a replacement. 

These days, it's more common to ask for "All the Way" when ordering Carolina-style burgers and dogs pretty much everywhere here in Central Carolina.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: D-Dey65 on April 09, 2021, 03:08:54 PM
There's some local NRHP-listed general store which sells it's own barbecue sauce.

http://www.richloamstore.com/big-john-s-bbq.html

Sometimes I use this on burgers.


Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: golden eagle on April 26, 2021, 11:19:08 PM
No onions and no mayo.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 27, 2021, 11:40:58 AM
Quote from: golden eagle on April 26, 2021, 11:19:08 PM
No onions and no mayo.

Then what's even the point?  Those are two of the best burger toppings around.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
I agree with no mayo. That is for sandwiches and tacos, not burgers with beef.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 27, 2021, 11:49:42 AM
My sister was into cheese burgers when we were in high school.  I took her to Burger King once before she got her license and she asked for a cheese burger.  She got kind of snippy with the clerk when he questioned if she wanted any toppings which I think led to what happened next.  We got home and discovered all she had was a bun with cheese inside of it.  I refused to take her back to complain because it was hilarious. 
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on April 27, 2021, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
I agree with no mayo. That is for sandwiches and tacos, not burgers with beef.

Sandwiches, sure... and a burger is sort of like a sandwich.

But not tacos, though. Sour cream is for tacos. Until your post, I had never even heard of putting mayo on tacos.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 27, 2021, 12:56:39 PM
Quote from: webny99 on April 27, 2021, 12:14:49 PM
Until your post, I had never even heard of putting mayo on tacos.

Same here.  The closest would be Mexicans slathering mayo on a tortilla and then putting a hot dog in it with some grilled onions.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 01:18:25 PM
Quote from: webny99 on April 27, 2021, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
I agree with no mayo. That is for sandwiches and tacos, not burgers with beef.

Sandwiches, sure... and a burger is sort of like a sandwich.

But not tacos, though. Sour cream is for tacos. Until your post, I had never even heard of putting mayo on tacos.

Not a ton. Just a little bit to reduce the dryness of the beef and/or rice in the taco. And for people who don't like sour cream, like myself.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 27, 2021, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 01:18:25 PM
Just a little bit to reduce the dryness of the beef and/or rice in the taco.

That's called salsa.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: corco on April 27, 2021, 01:21:15 PM
Ham or cheese
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 27, 2021, 01:51:57 PM
Not both?  Man, I like both on a burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: corco on April 27, 2021, 01:21:15 PM
Ham or cheese
Ham on a burger? Interesting, bacon is more common.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: frankenroad on April 27, 2021, 04:16:20 PM
Usually:
Mayonnaise, but sometimes I'll switch it up for 1000 Island or Tartar Sauce (one local chain here serves their burgers with Tartar Sauce)
Onion - usually raw, but sometimes grilled
Tomato - if not available, a little catsup.  Tomatoes and catsup are an either/or thing for me.   I never put both on the same burger.
Dill Pickles
Lettuce
Cheese - Cheddar, Gouda, or Swiss, but I'll eat any cheese that's offered (even the "dreaded American")
When I make burgers at home, this is how I fix them.

Sometimes (depending on my mood, and also how much extra they are charging):
Mushroom - only if they're grilled/sauteed
Bacon
Fried Onions/Onion Straws

Rarely/Never:
Mustard
Jalapenos
BBQ Sauce
Fried Egg
Cole Slaw
Chili
(some of these are things I really like, just not on a burger)

When I make them at home, I add the following to the ground beef before grilling:  Montreal Steak Seasoning, finely diced onion, shredded cheddar, and a little mayonnaise (instead of egg as some do)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: cl94 on April 27, 2021, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: corco on April 27, 2021, 01:21:15 PM
Ham or cheese
Ham on a burger? Interesting, bacon is more common.

Yes, ham on a burger (https://www.royrogersrestaurants.com/menu/lunch-dinner/burgers/double-r-bar-burger).
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: cl94 on April 27, 2021, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: corco on April 27, 2021, 01:21:15 PM
Ham or cheese
Ham on a burger? Interesting, bacon is more common.

Yes, ham on a burger (https://www.royrogersrestaurants.com/menu/lunch-dinner/burgers/double-r-bar-burger).
hamhamburger
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hotdogPi on April 27, 2021, 07:43:19 PM
There should be a city named Cheeseburg.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Alps on April 27, 2021, 07:44:50 PM
pepperoni. and. cheese.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: tolbs17 on April 27, 2021, 07:47:59 PM
Pickles.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on April 27, 2021, 09:26:25 PM
Quote from: cl94 on April 27, 2021, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 02:21:06 PM
Quote from: corco on April 27, 2021, 01:21:15 PM
Ham or cheese
Ham on a burger? Interesting, bacon is more common.

Yes, ham on a burger (https://www.royrogersrestaurants.com/menu/lunch-dinner/burgers/double-r-bar-burger).

I immediately thought of this (https://tomwahls.xdineapp.com/#viewMenu/1897/TW%20-%20Enterprise/8085/Tom%20Wahl's%20Menu), but that works as well.

Bacon might be more common, but ham on a burger is far from rare.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Quote from: Alps on April 27, 2021, 07:44:50 PM
pepperoni. and. cheese.
Pizzaburger?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 09:26:38 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)
That looks good but hard to eat.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kevinb1994 on April 28, 2021, 09:42:36 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 09:26:38 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)
That looks good but hard to eat.
I've had one before while in school. Of course, being close to Philly also means you'll end up with a cheesesteak burger as well.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: interstatefan990 on April 28, 2021, 10:24:57 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)

There's probably 3/4 of a cup of warm oil sitting in that thing.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: WillWeaverRVA on April 28, 2021, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)

Not gonna lie, I'd try this.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 10:45:59 AM
Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on April 28, 2021, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)

Not gonna lie, I'd try this.
I would to although that probably has your whole day's worth of calories.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 10:48:01 AM
Depending on how big it is, it might not be all that much worse than just eating a couple of pizza slices on their own.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 10:48:01 AM
Depending on how big it is, it might not be all that much worse than just eating a couple of pizza slices on their own.
Probably two slices + 1 burger is what it's equivalent to.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 10:51:35 AM

Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 10:48:01 AM
Depending on how big it is, it might not be all that much worse than just eating a couple of pizza slices on their own.

Probably two slices + 1 burger is what it's equivalent to.

Pertinent portion bolded.  Those pizza slices don't look full-sized to me.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: CoreySamson on April 28, 2021, 04:08:18 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 28, 2021, 09:26:38 AM
That looks good but hard to eat.
Generally, harder or messier to eat = tastier from my experience.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: US71 on April 28, 2021, 08:46:33 PM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)

I had pizza for Lunch. The sight of that makes me ill
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: D-Dey65 on May 02, 2021, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: interstatefan990 on April 27, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
I agree with no mayo. That is for sandwiches and tacos, not burgers with beef.
Well, if I don't have cheese, then I won't use mayo.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: US71 on May 02, 2021, 11:17:06 PM
My burger of choice comes from Patrick's Butcher Boy

Either grilled onion and ketchup  OR bacon and BBQ sauce.

I like switching around, though it confuses the counter help.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: OCGuy81 on May 03, 2021, 10:48:43 AM
Quote from: kphoger on April 28, 2021, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PM
Pizzaburger?

(https://www.aaroads.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.burgerweekly.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2FThe-Grayson-Pizza-Burger.jpg&hash=0f312df0917d84d5206217b87f3b71f435aca953)

Not going to lie, that looks pretty damn tasty!
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
In.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
In.

Mixed with the hamburger? That sounds interesting, almost more like meatloaf or something.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kevinb1994 on May 03, 2021, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: US71 on May 02, 2021, 11:17:06 PM
My burger of choice comes from Patrick's Butcher Boy

Either grilled onion and ketchup  OR bacon and BBQ sauce.

I like switching around, though it confuses the counter help.
"Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick's."

;)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
In.

Mixed with the hamburger? That sounds interesting, almost more like meatloaf or something.
I misinterpreted your question. It was on the burger, but between both buns.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
In.

Mixed with the hamburger? That sounds interesting, almost more like meatloaf or something.
I misinterpreted your question. It was on the burger, but between both buns.

Ah, OK. That sounds better!
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
In.

Mixed with the hamburger? That sounds interesting, almost more like meatloaf or something.
I misinterpreted your question. It was on the burger, but between both buns.

Ah, OK. That sounds better!
It was from Chef Mike's in Needham. Would recommend!
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: gonealookin on May 03, 2021, 05:31:45 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PMPizzaburger?

Brew Brothers in Reno used to have a burger with two grilled cheese sandwiches serving as the buns and the burger patty in between.  A few old Yelp photos here (https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/brew-brothers-reno-4?caption=grilled%20cheese).  I tried it once; a bit more of a fat bomb than I ever really need.

I'm mustard, lettuce, pickle.  Cheese is OK but I can do without it.  I'd rather spend that fat on ground beef with a higher fat content, which retains some of the moisture.  The 7% fat content ground beef is healthier but it cooks up too dry, and the 4% fat ground beef (Trader Joe's has it) makes a godawful burger but works well for things requiring crumbled ground beef like tacos and omelette fillings.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: OCGuy81 on May 03, 2021, 05:39:59 PM
Quote from: gonealookin on May 03, 2021, 05:31:45 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on April 27, 2021, 09:43:01 PMPizzaburger?

Brew Brothers in Reno used to have a burger with two grilled cheese sandwiches serving as the buns and the burger patty in between.  A few old Yelp photos here (https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/brew-brothers-reno-4?caption=grilled%20cheese).  I tried it once; a bit more of a fat bomb than I ever really need.

I'm mustard, lettuce, pickle.  Cheese is OK but I can do without it.  I'd rather spend that fat on ground beef with a higher fat content, which retains some of the moisture.  The 7% fat content ground beef is healthier but it cooks up too dry, and the 4% fat ground beef (Trader Joe's has it) makes a godawful burger but works well for things requiring crumbled ground beef like tacos and omelette fillings.

There used to be a food truck in Redmond that did the same thing.  They called it the "Cheezus".
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: plain on May 03, 2021, 06:04:11 PM
Generally speaking, I usually like my burgers either smashed or grilled (medium well). As for the toppings:

Cheese (cheddar, pepper jack or swiss, I hate American cheese but will get it if the only option)

Lettuce, as long as it's iceberg

Mustard, sometimes with a little Mayo (I might give up Mayo altogether after reading what hbelkins called it upthread lmao)

Onions, preferably grilled

sometimes Bacon

sometimes Tomatoes


NO ketchup, pickles, mushrooms or jalapeno ever


For those who said a whole slice of onions, Cookout is definitely your friend. I usually have to remove all but the two outer rings when I eat their burgers.

Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on May 03, 2021, 07:08:38 PM
I visited a Sheetz yesterday for the first time in more than three years, and got a burger. I got BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and fries on my burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on May 03, 2021, 07:08:38 PM
I visited a Sheetz yesterday for the first time in more than three years, and got a burger. I got BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and fries on my burger.
Fries on the burger or fries on the side?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM
Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.
You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 05, 2021, 10:27:27 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM

Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.

You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Ah, I figured out your confusion.

Potato chips on a burger > French fries on a burger
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: dlsterner on May 05, 2021, 09:13:26 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM
Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.
You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Potato chips on a burger is not unheard of.  At Bobby's Burger Palace (Bobby Flay's burger chain), their "flagship" burger - the Crunchburger - comes with potato chips on the burger.

http://www.bobbysburgerpalace.com/files/uploads/BBP-Menu.pdf (http://www.bobbysburgerpalace.com/files/uploads/BBP-Menu.pdf)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:17:03 PM
Quote from: dlsterner on May 05, 2021, 09:13:26 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM
Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.
You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Potato chips on a burger is not unheard of.  At Bobby's Burger Palace (Bobby Flay's burger chain), their "flagship" burger - the Crunchburger - comes with potato chips on the burger.

http://www.bobbysburgerpalace.com/files/uploads/BBP-Menu.pdf (http://www.bobbysburgerpalace.com/files/uploads/BBP-Menu.pdf)
Interesting. Sounds strange.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Takumi on May 05, 2021, 10:12:26 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 03, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 01:40:28 PM
I just ate a burger with mac and cheese and bacon in it. So good.

In, or on?
That's an idea for another thread, or at least another discussion in a regional terms thread...
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hbelkins on May 05, 2021, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on May 03, 2021, 07:08:38 PM
I visited a Sheetz yesterday for the first time in more than three years, and got a burger. I got BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and fries on my burger.
Fries on the burger or fries on the side?

I got my fries actually on the burger. For my side, I opted for the app sampler with cheese curds (better than Culver's), mac & cheese bites, and tots.

Quote from: kphoger on May 05, 2021, 10:27:27 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM

Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.

You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Ah, I figured out your confusion.

Potato chips on a burger > French fries on a burger

I have put chips on a burger before.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 10:41:09 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on May 05, 2021, 10:37:13 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 07:09:27 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on May 03, 2021, 07:08:38 PM
I visited a Sheetz yesterday for the first time in more than three years, and got a burger. I got BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and fries on my burger.
Fries on the burger or fries on the side?

I got my fries actually on the burger. For my side, I opted for the app sampler with cheese curds (better than Culver's), mac & cheese bites, and tots.

Quote from: kphoger on May 05, 2021, 10:27:27 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM

Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.

You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Ah, I figured out your confusion.

Potato chips on a burger > French fries on a burger

I have put chips on a burger before.
How was it?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: allniter89 on May 05, 2021, 11:30:14 PM
Pepperjack cheese
lettuce
tomato
onion
Arbys is running a commercial that indicates they are now offering crinkle fries as well as curly fries, I never liked curly but Moe & Larry are cool.
That last line I was over reaching for a  :-D. I enjoy all the 3 stodges. yuk yuk.
Oh now I'm just embarrassing  myself.....bye
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 10:07:34 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 10:41:09 PM

Quote from: hbelkins on May 05, 2021, 10:37:13 PM

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 03, 2021, 07:09:27 PM

Quote from: hbelkins on May 03, 2021, 07:08:38 PM
I visited a Sheetz yesterday for the first time in more than three years, and got a burger. I got BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, and fries on my burger.

Fries on the burger or fries on the side?

I got my fries actually on the burger. For my side, I opted for the app sampler with cheese curds (better than Culver's), mac & cheese bites, and tots.

Quote from: kphoger on May 05, 2021, 10:27:27 AM

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 05, 2021, 09:59:32 AM

Quote from: kphoger on May 04, 2021, 10:26:46 AM
Potato chips are even better than fries on a burger.

You put potato chips on burgers? Or are you saying that they are better than fries?

Ah, I figured out your confusion.

Potato chips on a burger > French fries on a burger

I have put chips on a burger before.

How was it?

You just quoted him talking about two different eating experiences, and then asked him how it was.

Edit your posts, folks.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: jmacswimmer on May 06, 2021, 10:10:08 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

It's morning now, but at the time of your post a McDonald's drive-thru was probably open ;-)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.
Not if you live in Texas.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 10:53:46 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM

Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

Not if you live in Texas.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 11:00:05 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

Not if you live in Texas.

I think you misunderstood. Everything was closed because it was so late, not because of Covid.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 11:03:27 AM
Quote from: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 11:00:05 AM

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM

Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

Not if you live in Texas.

I think you misunderstood. Everything was closed because it was so late, not because of Covid.

Can't you "eat great, even late" at Wendy's in Seattle?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hotdogPi on May 06, 2021, 11:06:13 AM
I thought a decent number of places closed at 11 PM. (Unless I'm getting confused with time zones...)
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: NWI_Irish96 on May 06, 2021, 11:10:31 AM
Quote from: 1 on May 06, 2021, 11:06:13 AM
I thought a decent number of places closed at 11 PM. (Unless I'm getting confused with time zones...)

Wendy's drive thrus is open until at least midnight. Most McDonald's drive thrus are 24 hours. Some IHOPs and Denny's are still 24 hours.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 12:07:27 PM
Quote from: 1 on May 06, 2021, 11:06:13 AM
I thought a decent number of places closed at 11 PM. (Unless I'm getting confused with time zones...)

The post was at 1:25 AM our time, which would have been only 10:25 PM Pacific Time.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 12:10:10 PM
Wendy's is open till 1:00 or 2:00 in Seattle.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hotdogPi on May 06, 2021, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 12:07:27 PM
Quote from: 1 on May 06, 2021, 11:06:13 AM
I thought a decent number of places closed at 11 PM. (Unless I'm getting confused with time zones...)

The post was at 1:25 AM our time, which would have been only 10:25 PM Pacific Time.

Yes. I'm saying things should have still been open.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 01:45:23 PM
And I still have no idea what Texas has to do with anything.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 01:45:23 PM
And I still have no idea what Texas has to do with anything.

Presumably, Texas is the generic state where "everything is open"!
Also presumably, that was a misinterpretation of what was actually meant:

Quote from: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 11:00:05 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

Not if you live in Texas.

I think you misunderstood. Everything was closed because it was so late, not because of Covid.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 04:19:11 PM
But a lot of restaurants in Texas are still not open for dine-in.  I specifically remember Texas shut down restaurant seating in the middle of March 2020, because we were on our way back from Mexico and had to do drive through our whole time in Texas.

Is there really that much difference between Washington and Texas when it comes to restaurants during this phase of COVID?
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: hotdogPi on May 06, 2021, 04:22:00 PM
Quote from: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 04:19:11 PM
But a lot of restaurants in Texas are still not open for dine-in.  I specifically remember Texas shut down restaurant seating in the middle of March 2020, because we were on our way back from Mexico and had to do drive through our whole time in Texas.

Is there really that much difference between Washington and Texas when it comes to restaurants during this phase of COVID?

Everything was closed in late March 2020. Everywhere in 2021 is more open than anywhere, even Texas, March 2020.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kphoger on May 06, 2021, 04:28:53 PM
But I mean Washington now versus Texas now.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: webny99 on May 06, 2021, 11:00:05 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on May 06, 2021, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

Not if you live in Texas.

I think you misunderstood. Everything was closed because it was so late, not because of Covid.
Oh oops. Didn't read the timestamp.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: CoreySamson on May 06, 2021, 05:17:01 PM
Re: Texas restaurant dine-in status

Most restaurants right now are open for dine-in. A lot opened in the past couple months now that cases are low. I believe most restaurants were not closed by government order, but rather by company policy or the manager's decision. Independent table service joints have probably been open for dine-in for almost a year now.
Title: Re: What do you like on your burger?
Post by: kkt on May 27, 2021, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: jmacswimmer on May 06, 2021, 10:10:08 AM
Quote from: kkt on May 06, 2021, 01:25:34 AM
A burger sounds good.  Too bad everything's closed now.

It's morning now, but at the time of your post a McDonald's drive-thru was probably open ;-)

Fuck the McDonald's drive through.