In all seriousness, if a lack of forum access actually makes you angry, maybe it's time for a break from the forum anyway.
There was a time like that for me for both things, the urge for 24/7 access and the need to take a break. Thankfully, those days have passed.
Nowadays, I might not even notice if the forum went down. I'm not abandoning it entirely, but I'm doing more podcast listening and such because I can do that while working on other tasks. In short, I just don't have the time to be doing stuff (like posting here) that requires my undivided attention.
So, now that's on the record in case this is the start of a long hiatus for me!