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Title: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: bandit957 on April 04, 2018, 01:26:05 AM
Do they?

My amazing business partner insists that people of a working-class economic background are more talented at blowing bubbles with bubble gum than those with more opulent roots. I fully agree with her about this. Of course there are exceptions, but by and large, this observation appears to be correct.

Our theory is that those of us of normal means are much less likely to undergo cosmetic dentistry procedures. Straight teeth seem to hinder bubbling capability. If you have perfectly aligned chompers, you might find that blowing a bubble is tough work indeed.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Scott5114 on April 04, 2018, 01:33:00 AM
You would think the super-rich could afford bubbling classes. That they so rarely avail themselves of them speaks to the great turpitude of those of such backgrounds.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: abefroman329 on April 04, 2018, 09:26:37 AM
I had orthodontia as a teenager and can blow bubbles just fine.

If there is a relationship between the two, it's probably social class, not economic class.  It's definitely the sort of thing you wouldn't know how to do if you didn't have a parent or sibling to teach you how.  My parents don't know how to drive a car with a manual transmission and have never owned one, which means my brother and I don't know how to drive a car with a manual transmission and have never owned one, either.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: freebrickproductions on April 06, 2018, 10:08:29 PM
This is probably the best thread title I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Duke87 on April 07, 2018, 01:02:16 AM
Quote from: bandit957 on April 04, 2018, 01:26:05 AM
Our theory is that those of us of normal means are much less likely to undergo cosmetic dentistry procedures. Straight teeth seem to hinder bubbling capability. If you have perfectly aligned chompers, you might find that blowing a bubble is tough work indeed.

Have you considered that perhaps people from more moneyed backgrounds are just less likely to chew bubblegum in general? Sitting there blowing bubbles is comparatively boring if your family can afford plenty of fancy toys for you to play with.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Wait...people actually blow bubbles? Isn't that kind of childish? Or even a 90's thing? I can't recall the last time I saw someone even chewing gum. Most people instinctively hide it because it's perceived to be quite rude (at least where I'm from).

Rich people are typically more mature than poor people, so they are far less likely to exhibit childish behavior, like blowing bubbles. They simply don't get as much practice.

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Jeff Bezos is leaning against the wall of one of his giant skyscrapers in Seattle, right next to the main door, blowing giant bubbles....yeah, not computing.

EDIT: thread title is very reminiscent of SimCity news story titles: Broccoli Tops For Moms, Last For Kids; Dads Indifferent...Kitty Kibble Association Flooded With Letters: Where Is Kitty Kibble?
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: bandit957 on April 07, 2018, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Wait...people actually blow bubbles? Isn't that kind of childish? Or even a 90's thing? I can't recall the last time I saw someone even chewing gum. Most people instinctively hide it because it's perceived to be quite rude (at least where I'm from).

Back in my day, both children and adults blew huge bubbles all the time - even in public.

Baseball players still do it.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 07, 2018, 12:36:31 PM
A true Bolshevik would never be seen bubbling. 
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: cjk374 on April 07, 2018, 02:00:34 PM
It has been awhile since I had gum or bubbled. But my mom taught me how & I am a blue collar broke-ass. Your theory holds up so far.

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on April 07, 2018, 12:36:31 PM
A true Bolshevik would never be seen bubbling. 

Nor any member of the Chinese dynasty families of yore.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 02:17:08 PM
Quote from: bandit957 on April 07, 2018, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Wait...people actually blow bubbles? Isn't that kind of childish? Or even a 90's thing? I can't recall the last time I saw someone even chewing gum. Most people instinctively hide it because it's perceived to be quite rude (at least where I'm from).

Back in my day, both children and adults blew huge bubbles all the time - even in public.

Baseball players still do it.

That's disgusting. Glad I grew up when I did.

I see baseball players chewing gum, but not blowing bubbles.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: cjk374 on April 07, 2018, 06:19:02 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 02:17:08 PM
Quote from: bandit957 on April 07, 2018, 11:49:17 AM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Wait...people actually blow bubbles? Isn't that kind of childish? Or even a 90's thing? I can't recall the last time I saw someone even chewing gum. Most people instinctively hide it because it's perceived to be quite rude (at least where I'm from).

Back in my day, both children and adults blew huge bubbles all the time - even in public.

Baseball players still do it.

That's disgusting. Glad I grew up when I did.

I see baseball players chewing gum, but not blowing bubbles.

That ain't gum baseball players are chewing.  :-D
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Big John on April 07, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
^^ chewing tobacco is now banned in the minor leagues, and firft-year players i the Majors.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
firft-year players i the Majors.

(https://i.imgur.com/rue1t.gif)

I rarely comment on spelling, but I'm genuinely unsure of what was trying to be said here.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: hotdogPi on April 07, 2018, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
firft-year players i the Majors.

(https://i.imgur.com/rue1t.gif)

I rarely comment on spelling, but I'm genuinely unsure of what was trying to be said here.

My guess is "first-year players in the Majors".
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Big John on April 07, 2018, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: 1 on April 07, 2018, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 06:25:40 PM
firft-year players i the Majors.

(https://i.imgur.com/rue1t.gif)

I rarely comment on spelling, but I'm genuinely unsure of what was trying to be said here.

My guess is "first-year players in the Majors".
yes.  Stupid typos.  X-(
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:16:36 PM
I do find it odd that only first-year players are banned from chewing tobacco. I suspect individual teams have stricter rules? Seems like the kind of behavior that GMs wouldn't want their teams or players to be known by.

Hell, how many sports allow players to smoke/chew during game time at all? I know the NFL doesn't permit it, and neither does the NHL or NBA.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:16:36 PM
I do find it odd that only first-year players are banned from chewing tobacco. I suspect individual teams have stricter rules? Seems like the kind of behavior that GMs wouldn't want their teams or players to be known by.

The CBA allows for it after the first year.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:16:36 PM
I do find it odd that only first-year players are banned from chewing tobacco. I suspect individual teams have stricter rules? Seems like the kind of behavior that GMs wouldn't want their teams or players to be known by.

The CBA allows for it after the first year.

Chinese basketball? No surprise, Asia has, and continues to be big into smoking.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:16:36 PM
I do find it odd that only first-year players are banned from chewing tobacco. I suspect individual teams have stricter rules? Seems like the kind of behavior that GMs wouldn't want their teams or players to be known by.

The CBA allows for it after the first year.

Chinese basketball? No surprise, Asia has, and continues to be big into smoking.
CBA = Collective Bargaining Agreement (between players and management).
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 08, 2018, 12:12:49 AM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
Quote from: Big John on April 07, 2018, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 11:16:36 PM
I do find it odd that only first-year players are banned from chewing tobacco. I suspect individual teams have stricter rules? Seems like the kind of behavior that GMs wouldn't want their teams or players to be known by.

The CBA allows for it after the first year.

Chinese basketball? No surprise, Asia has, and continues to be big into smoking.

CBA = Collective Bargaining Agreement (between players and management).

Oh. I see this is a new rule. Only a matter of time before it's outlawed entirely, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: bandit957 on April 08, 2018, 12:50:58 AM
Pete Rose used to be on a committee sponsored by Bubblicious that discouraged chewing tobacco use by baseball players. Also, Pete Rose used to bubble.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Max Rockatansky on April 08, 2018, 08:15:45 AM
Quote from: bandit957 on April 08, 2018, 12:50:58 AM
Pete Rose used to be on a committee sponsored by Bubblicious that discouraged chewing tobacco use by baseball players. Also, Pete Rose used to bubble.

But Pete Rose turned out to be Pete Rose.  Maybe he should have dipped and wouldn't have been such a disappointment to everyone with his generalized scummy nature.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 08, 2018, 04:43:02 PM
Quote from: bandit957 on April 08, 2018, 12:50:58 AM
Pete Rose used to be on a committee sponsored by Bubblicious that discouraged chewing tobacco use by baseball players. Also, Pete Rose used to bubble.

I would prefer gum chewing to tobacco chewing, so credit where credit's due.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: bugo on April 08, 2018, 07:38:15 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Rich people are typically more mature than poor people, so they are far less likely to exhibit childish behavior, like blowing bubbles. They simply don't get as much practice.

That is offensive and in my experience, false.
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: Bruce on April 08, 2018, 08:02:31 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Jeff Bezos is leaning against the wall of one of his giant skyscrapers in Seattle, right next to the main door, blowing giant bubbles....yeah, not computing.

Jeff did make three bubbles:

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/818/41246595761_d77e5b2ac9_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/25QPzUM)
Amazon Spheres from Day 1 (https://flic.kr/p/25QPzUM) by SounderBruce (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sounderbruce/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: bugo on April 09, 2018, 12:21:24 AM
I'm working on a song titled "Purge of the Proletariat".
Title: Re: Do proletarian roots mean bubble gum busting knowhow?
Post by: jakeroot on April 09, 2018, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: bugo on April 08, 2018, 07:38:15 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
Rich people are typically more mature than poor people, so they are far less likely to exhibit childish behavior, like blowing bubbles. They simply don't get as much practice.

That is offensive and in my experience, false.

Mature was the wrong word. Rich people constantly have to put on a fucking show, because they have to impress their co-workers and acquaintances, especially if they aren't equally as loaded. For some reason, and this wasn't my decision, bubble blowing just isn't something that wealthy people do in public. Imagine somebody like Frasier Crane blowing a bubble while talking to somebody outside of an orchestra. Having a hard time? Exactly.

Quote from: Bruce on April 08, 2018, 08:02:31 PM
Quote from: jakeroot on April 07, 2018, 01:27:31 AM
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Jeff Bezos is leaning against the wall of one of his giant skyscrapers in Seattle, right next to the main door, blowing giant bubbles....yeah, not computing.

Jeff did make three bubbles:

God dammit.