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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #125 on: December 16, 2021, 08:35:13 PM »

Illinois is flat
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #126 on: December 16, 2021, 08:46:28 PM »

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #127 on: December 16, 2021, 08:55:44 PM »

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.

I had to look into it, and I can't believe you're right:

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #128 on: December 16, 2021, 08:59:42 PM »

Not my opinion, Teddy Roosevelt said it.

I had to look into it, and I can't believe you're right:



 :clap:

Although I believe the actual quote was:

“What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny’s have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake.”
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #129 on: December 21, 2021, 06:02:59 PM »

County Road Toucher really sounds like a creepy insult:

"I bet you even look at those rural single-lane routes in Google Street View at night, you lecherous county road toucher!"

[insert suspenseful music]

"Baby, it's not like that! I'm a full-length interstate man..."

"I've looked at your bookmarks...the screen captures! the Saved Places! those late afternoon drives!"

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"Let me make it up to you. How about I only touch mile markers, will that help our relationship?"

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #130 on: December 21, 2021, 06:09:51 PM »

Although I believe the actual quote was:

“What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny’s have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake.”

Corrected.

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2021, 06:18:08 PM »

Although I believe the actual quote was:

“What do Illinois and sex in the bathroom at Denny’s have in common?  Both are fucking close to a pancake.”

Corrected.





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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #132 on: January 10, 2022, 08:41:57 PM »

I got a kick out of this one:

I look forward to the 30-for-30 documentary about [Johnny Manziel] in 2025.  :spin:
Directed by Drew Carey.  :-D :-D

I look forward to some interviewer with even half a nut staring Goodell in the face and saying "Why are the people in your league, made up of the most carefully chosen people in the world in their profession, continually unable to abide by basic, simple social norms?"

We all know a lot of answers to this, but I want to hear the slimy worm try to squirm through getting one of them out.  When he clears his throat nervously, look for the bits of cash he coughs out.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #133 on: January 11, 2022, 10:49:09 AM »

I got a kick out of this one:

I look forward to the 30-for-30 documentary about [Johnny Manziel] in 2025.  :spin:
Directed by Drew Carey.  :-D :-D

I look forward to some interviewer with even half a nut staring Goodell in the face and saying "Why are the people in your league, made up of the most carefully chosen people in the world in their profession, continually unable to abide by basic, simple social norms?"

We all know a lot of answers to this, but I want to hear the slimy worm try to squirm through getting one of them out.  When he clears his throat nervously, look for the bits of cash he coughs out.

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #134 on: February 07, 2022, 05:47:57 AM »

Jeezuz H, when are you going to move out of your mother's basement and stop spending all your time searching Google Maps for every possible North Carolina signing oddity?
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #135 on: February 07, 2022, 06:51:00 AM »

I had to say this one aloud, yesterday evening.

Kids don't know how good they have it these days.  When I was young, I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the channel on the TV.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #136 on: February 07, 2022, 10:06:32 AM »

Illinois is flat

I have to disagree that "Illinois is flat" is a memorable quote.  It's said all the time.  However, "Illinois is not flat" --now that's a memorable quote. :P
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #137 on: February 07, 2022, 10:22:02 AM »

Illinois is flat

I have to disagree that "Illinois is flat" is a memorable quote.  It's said all the time.  However, "Illinois is not flat" --now that's a memorable quote. :P

Yes, it’s also the Bully Maguire meme of the road world nowadays.
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #138 on: February 09, 2022, 06:30:34 PM »

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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #139 on: February 15, 2022, 09:42:40 AM »

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas
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« Reply #140 on: February 15, 2022, 10:16:49 AM »

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?
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« Reply #141 on: February 15, 2022, 11:36:42 AM »

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?

It's a big universe.
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« Reply #142 on: February 15, 2022, 12:28:45 PM »

The middle of nowhere is usually in rural areas

I wonder, would the middle of nowhere be everywhere and nowhere in a singularity?

It's a big universe.

Not so much when space and time are compressed into single point of infinite density. 
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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #143 on: February 15, 2022, 12:38:45 PM »

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

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« Reply #144 on: February 15, 2022, 12:47:21 PM »

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That’s what Mary said.  :bigass:
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« Reply #145 on: February 15, 2022, 12:51:05 PM »

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That’s what Serena said.  :bigass:
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« Reply #146 on: February 15, 2022, 12:53:16 PM »

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

That’s what Serena said.  :bigass:
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I tip my hat to you sir, not even my wife has ever said my arm pits smell good.
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« Reply #147 on: February 15, 2022, 03:00:30 PM »

My favorite post in that thread was actually Takumi's perfect image reply:

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".



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Re: Your Favorite Forum Quotes
« Reply #148 on: February 18, 2022, 12:10:23 AM »

When a pretty girl sniffs me (especially my armpit) she goes "you smell good!".

Had some drunk girl do this to me, and several other guys, at a LSU grad school party....15 years ago.
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« Reply #149 on: February 23, 2022, 09:35:32 PM »

This one got me for some reason:

I am tempted to bother Walmart Bakery to see if their French Bread with 1 G Sugars and 0 G Added Sugars actually does not contain Added Sugars, or if it might be a typo.

!?!?  :-D :-D
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