For some reason, I love this one:
So what was the reason for bypassing Boulder City rather than upgrading US 93?
Boulder City was in the way.
The most kernals12 question of all time?
God forbid there's a practical reason for doing something, rooted in helping people.
You all realize that Mr. Kernal of Truth can’t seem to comprehend why people might be upset at the prospect of their home being demolished? Let’s not forget all the lovely things he’s had to say regarding that exact subject with the San Francisco Bay Area.
I should clarify the angle of my sarcasm. My motto for the Alternate Kernality that I wrote above is assumed to be what God Emperor Kernalton believes in earnest. Practical reasons for doing something, rooted in helping people, are shunned in the Alternate Kernality; just do the trillion-dollar ideas he thinks will help people because he systematized a whole network of something and took it down a slippery slope he enjoyed.
With that said, see my whole 40-page proposal on how we should renumber the Interstates

*self-flagellates