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[kirbykart]

This entire thread.

[JoePCool14]

This entire thread.

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=27690.0 

[kirbykart]

Yeah, I forgot about that thread.

[1995hoo]

Something in another thread made me remember the following exchange that definitely belongs in this thread:

I'm officially a man now

What's her name?

Hopefully not Mary Hannah.

[Max Rockatansky]

Something in another thread made me remember the following exchange that definitely belongs in this thread:

I'm officially a man now

What's her name?

Hopefully not Mary Hannah.

I now associate East Carolina University with Mary Hannah instead of the Pirates thanks to Tolbs.

[kphoger]

Something in another thread made me remember the following exchange that definitely belongs in this thread:

I'm officially a man now

What's her name?

Hopefully not Mary Hannah.

[Max Rockatansky]

^^^

Fixed now, I had to refresh the page several times and it apparently didn't carry over my reply text.  The area cell towers are acting up today and I couldn't get a connection until I logged into Wifi. 

[kurumi]

This one's not funny, but kphoger dropping real etymology into Random Thoughts was fantastic. Any thread has the hazard of teaching you something.

If they drop off your body at the wrong cemetery, do they rehearse it to take it to the correct spot?

Yes, that's what a rehearsal is.

In all seriousness, the two words have the same etymology.  The root for both comes from the Old French herce, which was a harrow or large rake.  A hearse, in the funerary sense, first referred to a chandelier hung over the body of the deceased, because its frame and arms resembled a harrow.  Then, eventually, it came to refer to any framework structure erected in a similar context, such as cart built to carry the deceased to his grave.  Likewise, to rehearse something is to metaphorically go over it again and again, which is what someone does in a literal sense with a harrow:  both keep turning the material over and over until it's ready.

[Scott5114]

This one's not funny, but kphoger dropping real etymology into Random Thoughts was fantastic. Any thread has the hazard of teaching you something.

Both of the Wichitans have a knack for doing that, which I greatly appreciate.

[Rothman]

This one made my weekend on the no-13th-floor discussion.

It's stupid, though I once was shown an apartment and I didn't take it because it was 911 (this was back in 2006)

[kirbykart]

This is good (from "Time zones" by Poiponnen13 {the new Finnish user}):

get out your damn daubers I guess

[kphoger]

Recently added to the list:

... it almost felt bad making fun of NMDOT. Sort of like making fun of a special needs child ...

[webny99]

Also this, because it's such a concise summary of what it means to be a roadgeek:

My priority no matter where I go is trying to get as many roads I think will be fun into my itinerary.

[SkyPesos]

There's a user that joined a week ago with like 27 average posts per day as of now (and like 36 a bit earlier). I wonder if they said anything funny (either in a good or bad way) yet. With this high of a posts per day, there probably would be a bunch of shitposts by now.

[Max Rockatansky]

There's a user that joined a week ago with like 27 average posts per day as of now (and like 36 a bit earlier). I wonder if they said anything funny (either in a good or bad way) yet. With this high of a posts per day, there probably would be a bunch of shitposts by now.

Plenty of shitposts, pretty much FritzOwl-lite stuff right now though. 

[SSOWorld]

<Insert Scott5114 DST lock Bingo card here>

[JoePCool14]

<Insert Scott5114 DST lock Bingo card here>

[webny99]

FTFY. 

[JoePCool14]

Here, I actually fixed it.

[webny99]

Here, I actually fixed it.

And now put that inside the quote from SSO...

Fin.

[7/8]

From Fictional Municipality/County Changes:

Every municipality should merge with every county to form one large, international municipality called Ã.... There will be no need for your mayors, your court systems, your city ordinances. All will become one with Ã.... Ã... transcends boundaries. Life will be better in Ã.... Your children will grow up to be six inches taller and 25% stronger and better looking. Everyone will make 25% more money. Ã... is love, Ã... is life. Come live in Ã... with us–the only municipality.

[hbelkins]

From Fictional Municipality/County Changes:

Every municipality should merge with every county to form one large, international municipality called Ã.... There will be no need for your mayors, your court systems, your city ordinances. All will become one with Ã.... Ã... transcends boundaries. Life will be better in Ã.... Your children will grow up to be six inches taller and 25% stronger and better looking. Everyone will make 25% more money. Ã... is love, Ã... is life. Come live in Ã... with us–the only municipality.

Ã...lanland?

[US 89]

From Fictional Municipality/County Changes:

Every municipality should merge with every county to form one large, international municipality called Ã.... There will be no need for your mayors, your court systems, your city ordinances. All will become one with Ã.... Ã... transcends boundaries. Life will be better in Ã.... Your children will grow up to be six inches taller and 25% stronger and better looking. Everyone will make 25% more money. Ã... is love, Ã... is life. Come live in Ã... with us–the only municipality.

Ã...lanland?

Ã...lÃ¥nlÃ¥nd.

[Scott5114]

Thank you so much for giving me the honor of FritzOwl status on this forum!

[dlsterner]

Thank you so much for giving me the honor of FritzOwl status on this forum!

Maybe MMM could even get the honor of Tolbs17 status on this forum, if he asks nice enough.