Cowgirl.
Dirty Sanchez.
Cleveland Steamer
Lateral coital
In bed
Cis male.
Hot Carling (I made it into a verb.)
The 69
The Pencilvania
None of the above.
SM-G900V
Girl on top is always good.
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
This is the right answer. :coffee:
Missionary on top of an old button copy BGS. It's ribbed (bumped?) for her pleasure. :bigass:
Self-sex.
Whatever the wife will allow me to have once every six weeks, on Saturday morning at 7 am, after begging constantly.
Yeah, I'm very, VERY depressed.
What is sex?
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies! :-D :bigass:
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
From Urban Dictionary:
QuoteWhat kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on October 06, 2017, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies! :-D :bigass:
Sorry, I doubt many, if any of you have seen this video:
Jokingly, I will ask, "What is (insert subject matter)?
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 11:45:39 AM
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
From Urban Dictionary:
QuoteWhat kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Haha great Urban Dictionary definition.
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on October 06, 2017, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies! :-D :bigass:
:-D
The Lonely Spider Monkey
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This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid. If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.
Sorry I could not resist. He opened the door with this incoherent post.
What is this Tinder or Grindr?
Z981
Standing is fun.
Screwing over Hillary supporters. :-D
Quote from: hbelkins on October 06, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
Screwing over Hillary supporters. :-D
You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.
Quote from: bugo on October 06, 2017, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on October 06, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
Screwing over Hillary supporters. :-D
You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.
Now, let's play nice! We wouldn't want to offend a snowflake, noew would we?
If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.
Quote from: wxfree on October 06, 2017, 03:11:02 PM
If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.
+1. Hopefully my work here is done. :bigass:
Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on October 06, 2017, 03:10:21 PM
Quote from: bugo on October 06, 2017, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on October 06, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
Screwing over Hillary supporters. :-D
You mean screwing over the entire country? You don't know it yet, but you lost when Dump won. The entire nation lost. You're just too blinded by party lines to be able to see it.
Now, let's play nice! We wouldn't want to offend a snowflake, noew would we?
Hibby loves to be offended, like any good conservative.
Quote from: roadman65 on October 06, 2017, 02:29:10 PM
This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid. If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.
Sorry I could not resist. He opened the door with this incoherent post.
Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. :-D
Quote from: wxfree on October 06, 2017, 03:11:02 PM
If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.
Yes which is why its not allowed. Many flame wars have resulted in the past as we have many liberals, conservatives, and in betweens on here with different ideals clash many times. When I first joined I made a crack against Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and it got removed. I asked why and was told that those names create flame wars so I tried to stay off that.
The way I see it politics is dead, but many can get so involved with it thanks to social media and all you need is to mention one little thing here and one person can get set off!
I predict this thread will soon be locked as its going nowhere fast.
This forum is overmoderated.
Meh, just delete the politics post and let it continue. I'm curious where it'll end up.
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 03:26:34 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on October 06, 2017, 02:29:10 PM
This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid. If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.
Sorry I could not resist. He opened the door with this incoherent post.
Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. :-D
I don't believe it, but I have met some people who are downright nasty and repulsive looking get someone to settle down with. So anything is possible, even for someone with nasty demeanors like him.
Quote from: roadman65 on October 06, 2017, 03:31:35 PM
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 03:26:34 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on October 06, 2017, 02:29:10 PM
This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid. If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.
Sorry I could not resist. He opened the door with this incoherent post.
Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. :-D
I don't believe it, but I have met some people who are downright nasty and repulsive looking get someone to settle down with. So anything is possible, even for someone with nasty demeanors like him.
Sir, words hurt...
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
We agree on something? That's disturbing.
Quote from: hbelkins on October 06, 2017, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: wxfree on October 06, 2017, 03:11:02 PM
If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.
+1. Hopefully my work here is done. :bigass:
So you're just being an asshole?
Quote from: LM117 on October 06, 2017, 06:28:39 AM
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
This is the right answer. :coffee:
I also agree with this...
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.
Quote from: bugo on October 06, 2017, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on October 06, 2017, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: wxfree on October 06, 2017, 03:11:02 PM
If sex talk can't kill a thread, politics sure can.
+1. Hopefully my work here is done. :bigass:
So you're just being an asshole?
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Quote from: NE2 on October 06, 2017, 03:46:59 PM
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
We agree on something? That's disturbing.
The first time is always special.
Quote from: adventurernumber1 on October 06, 2017, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: LM117 on October 06, 2017, 06:28:39 AM
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
This is the right answer. :coffee:
I also agree with this...
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.
Pro tip: NEVER admit that in a public forum. Just sayin'
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: adventurernumber1 on October 06, 2017, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: LM117 on October 06, 2017, 06:28:39 AM
Quote from: Brandon on October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM
Girl on top is always good.
This is the right answer. :coffee:
I also agree with this...
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
If I had had the experience by now, I think that would be my favorite.
Pro tip: NEVER admit that in a public forum. Just sayin'
Good advice. I think the reason I stated it was so I didn't sound like I was picking my favorite sex position while publicly pretending to have been incredibly experienced and savvy with that (which is not the case, of course) - it was more a theoretical and likely favorite for me.
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 03:26:34 PM
Quote from: roadman65 on October 06, 2017, 02:29:10 PM
This thread is comical considering the OP probably has not ever been laid. If he had it was with something like the fleshlight or either his left or right hand.
Sorry I could not resist. He opened the door with this incoherent post.
Believe it or not, OP has a long-term girlfriend. He's in better shape than a lot of the forum. :-D
I've been married for 20 years, and.. it's sad that he has a sex life, and I have... None.
Quote from: adventurernumber1 on October 06, 2017, 04:03:37 PM
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
Despite the perception Hollywood creates, in reality the majority of 17 year olds have not had their first sexual encounter yet. Being among them does not make you a loser.
Quote from: Duke87 on October 06, 2017, 06:50:14 PM
Quote from: adventurernumber1 on October 06, 2017, 04:03:37 PM
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
Despite the perception Hollywood creates, in reality the majority of 17 year olds have not had their first sexual encounter yet. Being among them does not make you a loser.
Median age of virginity loss is 17, but I agree with your point.
Quote from: Duke87 on October 06, 2017, 06:50:14 PM
Quote from: adventurernumber1 on October 06, 2017, 04:03:37 PM
...despite the fact that I personally am a virgin due to being a loser..
Despite the perception Hollywood creates, in reality the majority of 17 year olds have not had their first sexual encounter yet. Being among them does not make you a loser.
Thanks, that does make me feel better.
But just to clarify for everyone, I am certainly not saying that virgins my age are losers, but that I
personally am a loser, and as a result I have not had a girlfriend since age 13, and that is why I have no actual experience in sexual activities.
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 06:56:11 PM
Median age of virginity loss is 17, but I agree with your point.
I thought it was 18 in the US... although I suppose there isn't comprehensive data on this and a different study could easily reach a slightly different conclusion. 17 vs. 18 is not a huge difference at any rate.
According to a map I saw years ago, Iceland beats all other countries on this statistic. The median age of first sexual encounter in Iceland is 15(!)
Quote from: Duke87 on October 06, 2017, 08:48:00 PM
Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 06:56:11 PM
Median age of virginity loss is 17, but I agree with your point.
I thought it was 18 in the US... although I suppose there isn't comprehensive data on this and a different study could easily reach a slightly different conclusion. 17 vs. 18 is not a huge difference at any rate.
According to a map I saw years ago, Iceland beats all other countries on this statistic. The median age of first sexual encounter in Iceland is 15(!)
Here is the map you're talking about:
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I think this is sufficient.