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Started by NE2, October 05, 2017, 11:09:03 PM

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Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies!  :-D :bigass:
Well, that's just like your opinion man...

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Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?

From Urban Dictionary:

QuoteWhat kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
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Quote from: TheArkansasRoadgeek on October 06, 2017, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies!  :-D :bigass:
Sorry, I doubt many, if any of you have seen this video:

Jokingly, I will ask,  "What is (insert subject matter)?

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Quote from: cl94 on October 06, 2017, 11:45:39 AM
Quote from: signalman on October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM
What is sex?

From Urban Dictionary:

QuoteWhat kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Haha great Urban Dictionary definition.

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