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Started by webny99, March 08, 2022, 03:33:24 PM

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webny99

"When the cat's away, the mice do play"

For some reason this makes me smile every time I think of it. It seems very applicable to real-world situations.


bandit957

I like the expression "Tough toilets", which means the same as "Tough luck."
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

Max Rockatansky

"I missed the part where that's my problem."

LilianaUwU

Quote from: bandit957 on March 08, 2022, 08:05:30 PM
I like the expression "Tough toilets", which means the same as "Tough luck."

I find myself saying "tough shit" sometimes, which is odd because French is my main language, not English.
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Big John

Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 08, 2022, 08:34:08 PM
Quote from: bandit957 on March 08, 2022, 08:05:30 PM
I like the expression "Tough toilets", which means the same as "Tough luck."

I find myself saying "tough shit" sometimes, which is odd because French is my main language, not English.
And the English speaker would say "Pardon my French" after saying it.

LilianaUwU

Quote from: Big John on March 08, 2022, 08:36:37 PM
Quote from: LilianaUwU on March 08, 2022, 08:34:08 PM
Quote from: bandit957 on March 08, 2022, 08:05:30 PM
I like the expression "Tough toilets", which means the same as "Tough luck."

I find myself saying "tough shit" sometimes, which is odd because French is my main language, not English.
And the English speaker would say "Pardon my French" after saying it.

I should start saying "pardonnez-moi pour mon anglais".
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
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bandit957

I always thought the expression "Don't you understand English?" was funny. Whenever anyone said it, I always started acting like I spoke only Spanish.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

Scott5114

Quote from: bandit957 on March 08, 2022, 08:38:52 PM
I always thought the expression "Don't you understand English?" was funny. Whenever anyone said it, I always started acting like I spoke only Spanish.

When I saw you were the last person to post in this thread, this was not one of the expressions that I was expecting you to list. That pibs.
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kphoger

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Male pronouns, please.

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TheHighwayMan3561

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kphoger

Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

abefroman329

"If I had wheels, I'd be a wagon/chariot" and "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

kphoger

"If it were a logical world, it would be the men who rode side-saddle."
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

"Like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."

abefroman329

Quote from: JayhawkCO on March 09, 2022, 10:32:43 AM
"Like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
That's a good one.  I also like "busier than a one-armed paper hanger."

bandit957

"Slower than Mister Rogers on a trolley"
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

Big John

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." - Norm from Cheers

bandit957

Another one of my favorite expressions is when someone is "so angry that they're gonna poop a hole in their pants."
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

abefroman329

Quote from: Big John on March 09, 2022, 10:46:23 AM
"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." - Norm from Cheers
"Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Petersen?"
"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver."

bandit957

Back around 8th grade, people used to fart all the time. But some people had no sense of humor. One day, someone farted real loud and declared, "That was a fart." So somebody punched them and said, "That was a fist."
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

Max Rockatansky

When was it that people stopped farting?

bandit957

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 09, 2022, 12:29:36 PM
When was it that people stopped farting?

The National Anti-Farting Act of 1995.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

kphoger

Is that when pooing started being cool again?
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
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Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

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Quote from: bandit957 on March 09, 2022, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 09, 2022, 12:29:36 PM
When was it that people stopped farting?

The National Anti-Farting Act of 1995.

You ought to run for Senate and get that repealed. ("This is not just my platform; it's a bunker! And we should have the freedom to blast it!")
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