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Started by Alps, May 16, 2011, 10:01:46 PM

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yanksfan6129

Welcome to New Jersey: You Got a Problem Widdat?
Welcome to New Jersey: I Didn't Ask for your Stinkin' Opinion!


SSOWorld

Welcome to Iowa - Plenty of idiots out walking around.
Welcome to Illinois - don't use the F and B words.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

elsmere241

Quote from: corco on May 21, 2011, 11:58:09 PMWelcome to Idaho: Go away.

I actually saw a bumpersticker once that said "Welcome to the Eastern Shore: Now go home."

mightyace

Welcome to Arizona: Papers please!

Welcome to Nashville: Elvis did not live here!  (But, Al Gore does.)
Welcome to Nashville: Yes, we have rock music radio here.

Now Entering the Battlefield of (Franklin, Spring Hill, Nashville): Sites of desperate battles we treat like Gettysburg.

Now Entering Brentwood (TN): Net worth of under $1,000,000 punishable by fine.

Hudson Village (OH) City Limits: We're still a village, really we are! [City is still shown on maps as simply Hudson.]

Welcome to Twinsburg, OH
Welcome to Twinsburg, OH

Welcome to West Virginia, shoes optional.
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

national highway 1

Welcome to California: Exit Numbers now Available!!!
"Set up road signs; put up guideposts. Take note of the highway, the road that you take." Jeremiah 31:21

triplemultiplex

Welcome to Chicago: You probably should've taken the train.
Welcome to Wisconsin: Illinois vehicles please pay toll.
Welcome to da UP: Pasties, next five exits.
Welcome to Wisconsin: minimum BAC is .05
Welcome to Canada: Please check all potatoes and live bait at the border.
"That's just like... your opinion, man."

ftballfan

Welcome to Georgia (I-24) - Re-entering Tennessee in two miles.

SSOWorld

Quote from: ftballfan on May 24, 2011, 02:02:22 PM
Welcome to Georgia (I-24) - Re-entering Tennessee in two miles.
Along those line: NY-17 (future I-86): Welcome to Pennsylvania - no wait - welcome BACK to New York!
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

WNYroadgeek

#33
Welcome to Alaska: Trying to convince Canada we aren't part of their country since 1958.
Welcome to Pennsylvania: Bud Shuster was here.

Also, from "Whose Line is it Anyway":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW1zkvIX3YQ#t=01m36s

Zmapper

Welcome to Wisconsin: I'll have another if you will.

mightyace

I can't remember where I first heard this one:

Welcome to Montana: Where men are men and sheep are scared.
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

SSOWorld

#36
Welcome to California - soon to be as separated as Alaska and Hawaii.
Welcome to Milwaukee - the home of the disease "beer nuts"

A Chicago welcome sign follows...


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Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

ftballfan

Welcome to the UP: Where the men are men and the women are too ;)
Welcome to Detroit: America's second most dangerous city.
Welcome to Flint: America's most dangerous city.

yanksfan6129

Welcome to Camden: America's Most DaGRAFFITI GRAFFITI GRAFITTI

Dr Frankenstein

Entering Saskatchewan. This is why they invented cruise control. Have a nap.
http://moose.spreadshirt.com/saskatchewan-cruise-control-A2606939

PAHighways

Quote from: WNYroadgeek on May 28, 2011, 12:36:08 AMWelcome to Pennsylvania: Bud Shuster was here.

And he's still here.

ftballfan

Welcome to The Ohio $tate Univer$ity: "Give Me Ca$h, Car$ & Tattoo$"

corco

Welcome to Michigan: Our football team is irrelevant.

74/171FAN

Welcome to Florida: Where Lebron, Wade, and Bosh have made other sports teams seem meaningless.
I am now a PennDOT employee.  My opinions/views do not necessarily reflect the opinions/views of PennDOT.

hobsini2

Actual real welcome sign i saw a number of years ago in the Okla panhandle:
Welcome to Hooker,
Home of the Horny Toads.
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

hobsini2

Welcome to Delaware on I-95:
Wake up your passengers or they will miss us.

Welcome to Rhode Island on I-95:
At least it takes longer than Delaware.

Welcome to New York City:
Now shut the F** up and drive.
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

agentsteel53

Quote from: hobsini2 on June 03, 2011, 11:00:29 PM
Actual real welcome sign i saw a number of years ago in the Okla panhandle:
Welcome to Hooker,
Home of the Horny Toads.



Toad Ball lives!

live from sunny San Diego.

http://shields.aaroads.com

jake@aaroads.com

hobsini2

Did you photo shop that> i looks so real.
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

agentsteel53

nope, that's a real photo that I took on May 19th, 2007.  I did not notice the welcome sign, but there are some older white guide signs in the area.
live from sunny San Diego.

http://shields.aaroads.com

jake@aaroads.com

hobsini2

TY for grabbing that photo.  i can now send it on to friends who didn't believe me. lol
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)



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