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Started by roadman65, February 19, 2019, 06:55:46 PM

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abefroman329

#75
February 23, 2019, 07:39:13 PM  
Quote from: SSOWorld on February 23, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

MikeSantNY78

#76
February 23, 2019, 10:00:14 PM  
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)

To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

roadman65

#77
February 23, 2019, 10:18:32 PM  
Back To School Movie

Thornton Mellon: What's a widget?
Professor Barbay:  It does not matter, just a fictional product for the purpose of this excercise.


Dianne Turner:  I am sorry I have class again.
Thornton Mellon: Tell you what, give me a call when you have no class.

Thornton  Mellon (Breaking the Fourth Wall): Good teacher he really seems to care (then looking up at the ceiling) about what I have no idea.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

english si

#78
February 24, 2019, 04:33:39 AM  
Quote from: lepidopteran on February 20, 2019, 10:47:44 PM"Is that your final answer?" -- Regis Philbin, Who Wants to be a Millionaire (early days)
In a direct copy of Chris Tarrant in the original UK version...

abefroman329

#79
February 24, 2019, 08:46:45 AM  
Quote from: MikeSantNY78 on February 23, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)

To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!

Takumi

#80
February 24, 2019, 09:40:06 AM  
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 24, 2019, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: MikeSantNY78 on February 23, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)

To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

sparker

#81
February 25, 2019, 04:32:41 AM  
HUNTER (from the '80's show of the same name):  "Works for me!"

SLEDGE HAMMER (from that show, essentially a Hunter spoof):  "Trust me....I know what I'm doing!"

OracleUsr

#82
February 25, 2019, 04:50:26 AM  
Tom (yes, from Tom and Jerry):  "eeeee....YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Butch (from Droopy):  TIM...(crash) BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Maxwell Smart:  "Would you believe", "ANNNNNNNNNNNND Loving it"

Anti-center-tabbing, anti-sequential-numbering, anti-Clearview BGS FAN

abefroman329

#83
February 25, 2019, 06:24:42 AM  
Quote from: Takumi on February 24, 2019, 09:40:06 AM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 24, 2019, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: MikeSantNY78 on February 23, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)

To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
Sure, they have the Braves, but the symphony is fifth-rate!

Takumi

#84
February 25, 2019, 09:38:25 AM  
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 25, 2019, 06:24:42 AM
Quote from: Takumi on February 24, 2019, 09:40:06 AM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 24, 2019, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: MikeSantNY78 on February 23, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 22, 2019, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Takumi on February 22, 2019, 02:53:15 PM
Good news, everyone!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!  Good night!
" Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a little man wearing a hat."
"It's a T. It goes tuh."
"Hello, little man. I will DESTROY YOU!"
" How's the family, Morbo?"
"Numerous and belligerent"
"Fry crack corn, and he don't care/Leela crack corn, and she don't care/Bender crack corn, and he is great.../Take that, you stupid corn!" (Futurama, the Broken Robot episode)

To be honest, this whole thread is "fun on a bun" -
and for those of you who don't like it: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Atlanta was so much more than a Delta hub, y'all!
Why not Zoidberg?
Sure, they have the Braves, but the symphony is fifth-rate!
Z: My home! It burned down! How could this have happened?
Hermes: That's actually a really good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

kurumi

#85
February 25, 2019, 11:57:42 AM  
Fry: Fear not. I shall assist ye.
Hermes: Robots don't say "ye"!
Fry: Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
Hermes: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Fry: I'll show ye...

I'm quite happy with turning this into a Futurama thread
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

Takumi

#86
February 25, 2019, 01:39:52 PM  
Quote from: kurumi on February 25, 2019, 11:57:42 AM
Fry: Fear not. I shall assist ye.
Hermes: Robots don't say "ye"!
Fry: Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
Hermes: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
Fry: I'll show ye...

I'm quite happy with turning this into a Futurama thread
Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

Henry

#87
February 25, 2019, 01:55:52 PM  
Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

sparker

#88
February 25, 2019, 02:11:11 PM  
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:

ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty:  "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"

ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"

This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.

abefroman329

#89
February 25, 2019, 02:26:45 PM  
Quote from: sparker on February 25, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:

ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty:  "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"

ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"

This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.
It wasn't - there was a follow-up featuring Pete Schweddy's hot dogs (Schwedddy Wiener) and then one with Betty White and her muffin that I've never actually watched.

nexus73

#90
February 25, 2019, 03:23:23 PM   Last Edit: February 25, 2019, 03:25:27 PM by nexus73
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 23, 2019, 07:39:13 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on February 23, 2019, 09:54:02 AM
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Generalissimo, now there is an interesting rank.  During World War II we had Field Marshals, Air Marshals, Grand Admirals and in the US, 5-star admirals and generals.  These were ranks that commanded in one service branch.  Generalissimo was a rank which commanded across the board (army, navy, air force) and there were two of note.  Franco of Spain, which remained neutral although pro-Axis, held the rank and was that nation's leader was one.  The other was Chiang Kai-Shek, leader of the Republic of China, which was on the Allied side.  Despite their geographical distance and being on opposite sides of the Axis vs Allies conflict, they both sprang from political parties called the Nationalists with the Chinese name being also well-known at the time, Kuomintang.

Today in the US military, joint operations and joint commands are prominent but we do not have anyone who holds the rank of generalissimo let alone 5-star general although the definition of generalissimo would apply to those who hold authority over joint commands.

Rick
US 101 is THE backbone of the Pacific coast from Bandon OR to Willits CA.  Industry, tourism and local traffic would be gone or severely crippled without it being in functioning condition in BOTH states.

roadman65

#91
February 25, 2019, 11:01:23 PM  
Steve Urkel of Family Matters:  Did I do that? (In his famous nasal like voice)

Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners to Ed Norton:  (Norton fooling around with the pool stick instead of shooting the ball)  Come on!  (Saying it loud and slapping Norton on the back)

Another Honeymooner Scene Ralph to Alice:
Ralph: Is that the reason why you think I won't buy you a TV set cause you think I am cheap?
Alice: Yes
Ralph: Well it so happens that is not the reason why I won't buy you a TV.
Alice: What is the reason?
Ralph: The Reason. You want to know the reason?
Alice: Yes
Ralph: The reason?
(Brief pause as Ralph can't think of another reason)
Ralph: Oh I'll tell you what it is......I'll tell you what it is......The reason is I am waiting for 3D TV.

Ralph again upset at Norton.
Ralph: OUT!
Norton: I take back the job offer I gave you to work in the sewer with me. Besides you wouldn't even fit through the manhole.
Ralph: GET OUT!!!!
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

Takumi

#92
February 25, 2019, 11:32:46 PM  
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

sparker

#93
February 26, 2019, 12:01:51 AM  
Quote from: abefroman329 on February 25, 2019, 02:26:45 PM
Quote from: sparker on February 25, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
From the SNL "Delicious Dish" (send-up of bland NPR shows) segment, Christmas 1998:

ALEC BALDWIN as guest Pete Schwetty:  "No one can resist my Schwetty balls"

ANA GASTEYER (show host): "Mmmm.....balls!"

This was the very last -- and arguably the only truly funny one -- of that particular recurring sketch.
It wasn't - there was a follow-up featuring Pete Schweddy's hot dogs (Schwedddy Wiener) and then one with Betty White and her muffin that I've never actually watched.

My bad -- I'd heard that "Schweddy Balls" was the last NPR sketch -- I missed most of the next 2 seasons because of reprioritizations (family issues + working on dissertation).  I'll have to go "on demand" and look for those episodes.  Thanks for the prompt!

Big John

#94
February 26, 2019, 12:15:01 AM  
Muffin, go to @:00 mark 

sparker

#95
February 26, 2019, 04:47:23 AM  
Quote from: Big John on February 26, 2019, 12:15:01 AM
Muffin, go to @:00 mark 

Just watched the "Schwetty Weiner" sketch for the first time -- although pretty much "more of the same" regarding content, it's still funny and worth watching -- even if Rachel Dratch had replaced Molly Shannon by that time:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-delicious-dish/n11456

roadman65

#96
February 26, 2019, 01:38:16 PM  
On Home Improvement the famous quote by Al was when Tim told a sour joke, to say "I don't think so, Tim."
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe

abefroman329

#97
February 26, 2019, 05:31:59 PM  
Quote from: roadman65 on February 26, 2019, 01:38:16 PM
On Home Improvement the famous quote by Al was when Tim told a sour joke, to say "I don't think so, Tim."
"How do you...spell that?" was a catchphrase from the first season or two.

hbelkins

#98
February 27, 2019, 01:00:58 PM  
Hi-de-ho, good neighbor.


Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

roadman65

#99
March 02, 2019, 10:18:31 PM  
On Married With Children when Peg was horny.

Al Bundy's response: Do I have to?  Or also common to get out of sleeping with his wife was: Not now, Peg!

One time when Al accidentally saw Marcy naked: Peg!  I'm Blind!

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Castanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny weiner)
       George: I just got out of the pool!
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

Sheryl Crowe
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