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Dating a Bridge

Started by Georgia Guardrail, December 11, 2023, 07:29:12 PM

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wriddle082

South Carolina has also done this consistently with their bridge parapets since at least the 1930's, and I've noticed this a few times in Alabama as well but it's not consistent.  If you travel the circa mid-80's constructed section of I-65 north of Birmingham, specifically around Kimberly and Morris, the bridge parapets will have one year on the right side (either 1986 or 1987) and a different year on the left side when it was widened to six lanes (can't remember if it was late 90's or early 00's).

jlam

Quote from: Georgia Guardrail on December 11, 2023, 07:29:12 PM
Dating a Bridge

Compliments and flowers are always nice.

If we're talking about the year the bridge was built written somewhere, Timnath has one.

1995hoo

Is it a bridge with benefits?  :hmm: :hmm:
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Max Rockatansky

Have you tried Bridges Only?

lepidopteran

Last time I dated a bridge, I walked out on her.

SectorZ

I dated a bridge named Galloping Gertie once, but God that was such a wild ride I had to bail on her.

Mapmikey

I had a fling with this bridge in my younger SC days but had to break it off...she was a bit of a swinger and opened herself up to far more people than me and it was causing truss issues.

jeffandnicole


Hunty2022

I went out to dinner with the VA-230 Conway River Bridge. She was quite scenic. My next date with her should go better.
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Georgia Guardrail

I tried to date a bridge.  She wasn't confrontational because she literally took the high road over everything in her way.

Big John

I tried to, but she had truss issues.

formulanone

Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.

Big John

Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

I was told that I needed to be less rigid if I wanted things to last.

Great Lakes Roads

Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.

Big John

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 08:46:54 AM
Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.
Would she give you a suspension?

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Big John on December 13, 2023, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 08:46:54 AM
Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.
Would she give you a suspension?

Probably worse, she certainly isn't a swing span.

formulanone

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 09:19:45 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 13, 2023, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 08:46:54 AM
Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.
Would she give you a suspension?

Probably worse, she certainly isn't a swing span.
When my lovely bridge found out I'd paid a toll elsewhere, she became cross and decked me.

jeffandnicole

Quote from: formulanone on December 13, 2023, 09:35:32 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 09:19:45 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 13, 2023, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 08:46:54 AM
Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.
Would she give you a suspension?

Probably worse, she certainly isn't a swing span.
When my lovely bridge found out I'd paid a toll elsewhere, she became cross and decked me.

Would she be willing to have a three span?

signalman

Quote from: jeffandnicole on December 13, 2023, 09:54:18 AM
Quote from: formulanone on December 13, 2023, 09:35:32 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 09:19:45 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 13, 2023, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 13, 2023, 08:46:54 AM
Quote from: Great Lakes Roads on December 13, 2023, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Big John on December 12, 2023, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: formulanone on December 12, 2023, 09:23:25 PM
Once you get over the pier pressure, asking a bridge on a date is easy.
I was told to get bent.

And I was told to pay a toll...  :-D

When I'm out of town sometimes I pay for a bridge.  My wife would probably be angry if she ever found out.
Would she give you a suspension?

Probably worse, she certainly isn't a swing span.
When my lovely bridge found out I'd paid a toll elsewhere, she became cross and decked me.

Would she be willing to have a three span?
Nope, cantilever.

kphoger

I prefer camelback but, for the sake of my wooden kingpost, its application is limited to short spans.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

formulanone

Quote from: kphoger on December 14, 2023, 01:08:46 PM
I prefer camelback but, for the sake of my wooden kingpost, its application is limited to short spans.

Nobody wants to hear about your cocker spandrel.

Big John

Don't talk about your unit.



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