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Started by algorerhythms, September 13, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

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algorerhythms

QuoteIt's a good thing the dam bridge is getting built! Now we need to get that dam bypass open so we won't have so many dam security concerns!
Where can I get some dam bait so I can fish off the dam dam?  :-D


SSOWorld

dam it guys - leave the dam thing alone :happy:
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

Alps

I'm gonna close this dam thread if you keep making these dam jokes!

mightyace

Quote from: AlpsROADS on September 13, 2009, 12:35:22 PM
I'm gonna close this dam thread if you keep making these dam jokes!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam!  :sombrero:
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

Truvelo

Shouldn't that be damn :pan:
Speed limits limit life

mightyace

Quote from: Truvelo on September 13, 2009, 04:21:49 PM
Shouldn't that be damn :pan:

You missed the "dam" point!  :banghead:

(homonyms)  :sombrero:
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

Terry Shea

As I stated previously it's a dam security issue.    :pan:

exit322


SSOWorld

SERIOUS: OK, enough with the damn puns. :eyebrow:  let's get back on topic or the thread will be closed.
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

agentsteel53

Quote from: Master son on September 14, 2009, 02:57:22 PM
SERIOUS: OK, enough with the damn puns. :eyebrow:  let's get back on topic or the thread will be closed.

dam you!
live from sunny San Diego.

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golden eagle

We'll try our dam-dest to get back on topic. LOL  :sombrero:

WNYroadgeek

Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?

Bryant5493

^^ Well, I have a question, dam it.

Quote from: agentsteel53dam you!

:-D


Be well,

Bryant
Check out my YouTube page (http://youtube.com/Bryant5493). I have numerous road videos of Metro Atlanta and other areas in the Southeast.

I just signed up on photobucket -- here's my page (http://s594.photobucket.com/albums/tt24/Bryant5493).

Hellfighter

Dam it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a construction worker!

FLRoads

It should be more like: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a road geek!! :)

rawmustard

Quote from: flaroadgeek on September 16, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
It should be more like: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a road geek!! :)

Or more like: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a hydrological engineer!  :biggrin:

DanTheMan414

#16
And for once, it's not me providing the one-liners...  :happy:

SSOWorld

Quote from: DamTheMan414 on September 17, 2009, 01:05:05 AM
And for once, it's not me providing the one-liners...  :happy:
FIXED!!! :happy:
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

mightyace

Quote from: rawmustard on September 17, 2009, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: flaroadgeek on September 16, 2009, 11:59:45 PM
It should be more like: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a road geek!! :)

Or more like: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a hydrological engineer!  :biggrin:

Dammit Bones, just fix the dam dam and stop complaining!  :angry:
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

vdeane

I remember one time in eight grade my tech teacher was going to be out one class, so we were going to watch a video on dams with the sub and answer question.  We also had homework.  It was explained like this: "On Friday, watch the dam video, complete the dam problems, and do your dam homework!"
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

golden eagle

If I owned a dam and decided to donate it to charity, would I be giving a dam? I'm sure that might be a first because no one really gives a dam.

Bryant5493

Dam this rain in Georgia!


Be well,

Bryant
Check out my YouTube page (http://youtube.com/Bryant5493). I have numerous road videos of Metro Atlanta and other areas in the Southeast.

I just signed up on photobucket -- here's my page (http://s594.photobucket.com/albums/tt24/Bryant5493).

mightyace

Quote from: Bryant5493 on September 22, 2009, 04:36:08 PM
Dam this rain in Georgia!


Be well,

Bryant

Dam this rain in Tennessee.

Dam the lightning that fried my cable modem, my phone modem, two network switches, a satellite receiver, my satellite LNB, my Playstation 3, an HDMI switchbox and made me stay home waiting on repairmen.
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

DanTheMan414

Here's hoping for an end to the horrendous weather you've been experienced recently, very soon.

Having said that, I think this thread has outlived its usefulness...and is ready to be locked.

myosh_tino

Quote from: DanTheMan414 on September 23, 2009, 01:02:47 AMHaving said that, I think this thread has outlived its usefulness...and is ready to be locked.
Dam!

I have to admit though, most of the posts in this topic were dam funny.
Quote from: golden eagle
If I owned a dam and decided to donate it to charity, would I be giving a dam? I'm sure that might be a first because no one really gives a dam.



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